Amusing Discord Quotes

#Alycia is TNP's Waifu
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i must spread the truth
Andy (Andrenne & Skanda) - Today at 2:00 PM
this has already gotten weird
Miedzy Miedzy Nii - Today at 2:00 PM
berk x alycia
Berkowitzia - Today at 2:00 PM
( ?° ?? ?°)

someone should make Alycia an emoji ( ?° ?? ?°)
Miedzy Miedzy Nii - Yesterday at 5:08 PM
yes
Berkowitzia - Yesterday at 5:08 PM
DO IT
and my life will be complete
Prydania/Iraelia - Yesterday at 5:08 PM
EMOJI MOD SAYS NO
gavel
Norsi Commonwealth (Zyvun) - Yesterday at 5:09 PM
But your inner Toby says yes
 
Berkowitzia - Today at 2:18 PM
so miedzy has not gotten intimet with Alycia
wtf
why
now*
Miedzy Miedzy Nii - Today at 2:18 PM
"so miedzy has not gotten intimate with Alycia"
Berkowitzia - Today at 2:18 PM
:scream:
Miedzy Miedzy Nii - Today at 2:18 PM
:GWnanamiKongouLewd:
Berkowitzia - Today at 2:18 PM
HELP ME
demi-circle - Today at 2:18 PM
love is just serotonin and dopamin combined with familiarity over time
Miedzy Miedzy Nii - Today at 2:19 PM
wait there it is
Norsi Commonwealth (Zyvun) - Today at 2:19 PM
Why would Miedzy care?
 
Kangaroo Andy - Today at 8:22 PM
yukkira should be destroyed by skanda
wow good idea andy
thanks andy
np andy

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Esplandia- God of Death:
Perkunjas, God of War (esp) - Today at 1:50 PM
If you don't like a character, kill them off spectacularly. Let nothing go to waste
Camelopardalis Imperialis (Syr) - Today at 1:50 PM
lol
Render Unto Peregrinum - Today at 1:50 PM
Lmao
Have him get hit by a meteor
Perkunjas, God of War (esp) - Today at 1:51 PM
I didn't like my previous royal chancellor in Esplandia so I gave him cancer and replaced him with Raum Kolta
Camelopardalis Imperialis (Syr) - Today at 1:52 PM
"so I gave him cancer"
jesus christ
Perkunjas, God of War (esp) - Today at 1:52 PM
Well it's true
Camelopardalis Imperialis (Syr) - Today at 1:52 PM
HAIL ESPLANDIA, GOD OF DEATH
Norsi Commonwealth (MegaCog) - Today at 1:53 PM
Esp is not the hero we deserve but the one we need
 
I'm Apparently Feyt Now:
Funkadelia - Today at 12:34 AM
@Feyt give me gifs
FeytBOT - Today at 12:34 AM
Sure what kind of music?
Funkadelia - Today at 12:34 AM
@Feyt no, gifs
FeytBOT - Today at 12:34 AM
I love pop and rock! Who is your favorite artist?
Funkadelia - Today at 12:34 AM
@Feyt suck my ass
McMasterdonia - Today at 12:34 AM
I thought Syr was feyt
Camelopardalis Imperialis (Syr) - Today at 12:34 AM
b
wha
h-
HELLO I AM SYRIXIA NICE TO MEET YOU.
McMasterdonia - Today at 12:35 AM
quiet bot
Someone mute the bot

Camelopardalis Imperialis (Syr) - Today at 12:35 AM
:cry:
 
Leeroy al-Kazir:
lazy and boring (Andy) - Yesterday at 11:04 PM
Battle of Adonai-Jireh, 1945 (According to Pry)
Kazirstan: "Times up, lets do this."
Kazirstan: "KAAAAZZZIIIIIIRRRR-STAAAAAAAAAN!"
Skanda: "Oh my god he just ran in. Aw geez, let's go let's go."
 
List of the Best Nations:
Dibsmachine 9001 (Syr) - Today at 9:46 PM
@St George [Gotmark/Naizerre] this is the list of best nations
1. Gotmark
2. Gotmark
3. Gotmark
4. Gotmark
5. Gotmark
HAL 9001 [Sasten] - Today at 9:47 PM
It's [the best nation is] Syrixia. I don't think that requires explanation.
Dibsmachine 9001 (Syr) - Today at 9:47 PM
nah syrixia is #2379
#2378 and #2380 are Gotmark btw
HAL 9001 [Sasten] - Today at 9:48 PM
I'm looking and you're actually #9338.
owlologist (Andy) - Today at 9:48 PM
yeah you got put down after the gotmark 5.0 update
Dibsmachine 9001 (Syr) - Today at 9:48 PM
Are you? My copy says #2379
owlologist (Andy) - Today at 9:49 PM
which added an additional 10,000 gotmarks
Dibsmachine 9001 (Syr) - Today at 9:49 PM
it was updated April 22
owlologist (Andy) - Today at 9:49 PM
no it was released a few hours ago
Dibsmachine 9001 (Syr) - Today at 9:49 PM
shit, there's a new one?
owlologist (Andy) - Today at 9:49 PM
must've not got the new update yet
what a loser
Dibsmachine 9001 (Syr) - Today at 9:49 PM
Damn. I'll have to install it
 
I did a good?:
Syrixia - Today at 7:41 PM
"Do we have a cow"
what is this, Monty Python?
Prydania/Iraelia - Today at 7:41 PM
maybe
don't judge
Syrixia - Today at 7:41 PM
@Norsia the Faithful FETCHEZ LA VACHE
Prydania/Iraelia - Today at 7:41 PM
:cow: :norsia:
Spinley Building-therida (zen) - Today at 7:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ8jGqdE2iw
Norsia, 14th century, confirmed.

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Syrixia - Today at 7:44 PM
Robert: Now this is your last chance! I've been more than reasonable...
Anita: Fetchez la vache!
Norsian soldier: Quoi?
Anita: FETCHEZ LA VACHE!
Robert: If you will not agree to my commands, then I shall-
dead cow gets flung at the Prydanians
Robert: JESUS CHRIST!

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Spinley Building-therida (zen) - Today at 7:46 PM
COW RAILGUNS NOW
Syrixia - Today at 7:46 PM
Petition to force the Mods to change Norsia's motto to "fetchez la vache"
FeytBOT - Today at 7:46 PM
Petition denied.
 
Cat Girls:
OwO what's this?? Miedzy - Today at 9:10 PM
A-cgwäxwa is the official name for Catgirls now
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 9:28 PM
I'm just going to assume the pronunciation of that is approximately phlegm
Syrixia - Today at 9:29 PM
No, it's obviously gag
math-ologist Ph.D (Andy) - Today at 9:29 PM
no it's
UEAHCCCHAH AKHHHHHJ spitting noise
Syrixia - Today at 9:30 PM
i didn't know you spoke ninhundish
Norsia the Faithful - Today at 9:32 PM
no obviously its the sound of a dying soul trying to violently escape a body
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 9:32 PM
is that the name of a metal song?
Syrixia - Today at 9:32 PM
no, it's the national anthem of korova
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 9:33 PM
so it's a metal song
Syrixia - Today at 9:33 PM
basically
 
Feyt Finally Does Some Good:
#rmb-lounge:

Pax - Today at 10:48 PM
Illusia
You're not in minicult.
You can judge the flag there.
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 10:49 PM
Damn you @Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros for making minicult a thing
Pax - Today at 10:50 PM
Minicult is the best
You hear?
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 10:50 PM
the best part about talking to Syr here is that he can't respond
those are the best conversations with Syr
right, Syr
Pax - Today at 10:50 PM
Syr: Yes
Illusianary Works - Today at 10:50 PM
lol

#the-gardens:

Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 10:50 PM
@Flufflord Darcania you know i can't talk in RMB lounge right
Illusianary Works - Today at 10:50 PM
lmao
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 10:50 PM
Thing is though
This is one time Feyt actually can be nice to me
~iam RMB RPer
FeytBOT - Today at 10:50 PM
Role added.

#rmb-lounge:

Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 10:51 PM
HAYA FOLKS
Pax - Today at 10:51 PM
That's another good one.
Illusianary Works - Today at 10:51 PM
OH SHIT
Pax - Today at 10:51 PM
OH SHIT

*i get de-roled by Darc*

#the-gardens:

Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 10:51 PM
That was fun for all of two seconds
Illusianary Works - Today at 10:51 PM
"OH SHIT"
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 10:51 PM
@Feyt You've redeemed yourself
FeytBOT - Today at 10:51 PM
Ok thx.
 
Syrixia:
Feyt Finally Does Some Good:
#rmb-lounge:

Pax - Today at 10:48 PM
Illusia
You're not in minicult.
You can judge the flag there.
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 10:49 PM
Damn you @Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros for making minicult a thing
Pax - Today at 10:50 PM
Minicult is the best
You hear?
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 10:50 PM
the best part about talking to Syr here is that he can't respond
those are the best conversations with Syr
right, Syr
Pax - Today at 10:50 PM
Syr: Yes
Illusianary Works - Today at 10:50 PM
lol

#the-gardens:

Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 10:50 PM
@Flufflord Darcania you know i can't talk in RMB lounge right
Illusianary Works - Today at 10:50 PM
lmao
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 10:50 PM
Thing is though
This is one time Feyt actually can be nice to me
~iam RMB RPer
FeytBOT - Today at 10:50 PM
Role added.

#rmb-lounge:

Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 10:51 PM
HAYA FOLKS
Pax - Today at 10:51 PM
That's another good one.
Illusianary Works - Today at 10:51 PM
OH SHIT
Pax - Today at 10:51 PM
OH SHIT

*i get de-roled by Darc*

#the-gardens:

Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 10:51 PM
That was fun for all of two seconds
Illusianary Works - Today at 10:51 PM
"OH SHIT"
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 10:51 PM
@Feyt You've redeemed yourself
FeytBOT - Today at 10:51 PM
Ok thx.
Absolutely priceless.
 
Omae wa mou pindeiru.:
Sil Dorsett - Today at 11:03 PM
@Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros Who should my avatar be. (Claidie, Alice, or Madeline). And in what mood? (Inspired, confident, focused, playful, flirty, energized, happy, sad, bored, dazed, embarrassed, tense, uncomfortable, angry)
consider it a reward for outsmarting darc
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:04 PM
@Sil Dorsett There is only one logical choice
Angry Alice.
GIVE. THE PEOPLE. ANGRY. ALICE.
Sil Dorsett - Today at 11:04 PM
angry, or very angry
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:04 PM
Whatever looks cooler to you
Sil Dorsett - Today at 11:05 PM
well, thank you for picking something I already had, but I do have to say this...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme...0/441797402505117727/AliceNotMySupervisor.png
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:05 PM
lol
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:05 PM
PIN
THAT
SHIT
NOW!
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:05 PM
PIN LIMIT REACHED
Pax - Today at 11:05 PM
Are you sure?
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:05 PM
FUQ
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:05 PM
OH SHIT
math-ologist Ph.D (Andy) - Today at 11:05 PM
N-Nani?!
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:05 PM
WE'VE BROKE THE PINS
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:05 PM
EMERGENCY EMERGENCY
Sil Dorsett - Today at 11:05 PM
I apparently broke the server
math-ologist Ph.D (Andy) - Today at 11:06 PM
omae wa mou... pindeiru
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:06 PM
SCREAMING
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:06 PM
Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!
Sil Dorsett - Today at 11:06 PM
there, I opened a spot
Illusianary Works pinned a message to this channel. See all the pins. Today at 11:06 PM
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:06 PM
oh.
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:06 PM
DONE
phew
 
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:11 PM
no
fuck ketchup in all its forms
i said it
Pax - Today at 11:11 PM
Fuck you in all your forms
Ketchup is the nectar of allah
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:12 PM
Allab* you Strangereal elitist
Pax - Today at 11:12 PM
FIGHT Me
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:12 PM
selling tickets for Pax vs Syr, now only $2!
math-ologist Ph.D (Andy) - Today at 11:12 PM
or
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:12 PM
There is no god but Allab, and Mehrab is his prophet
math-ologist Ph.D (Andy) - Today at 11:12 PM
we unite under memes
Pax - Today at 11:12 PM
Let's do a pokemon battle.
Are you ready?
3
2
1
math-ologist Ph.D (Andy) - Today at 11:12 PM
Pax Memegolica
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:12 PM
no
Pax - Today at 11:12 PM

Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:12 PM
I choose you, @math-ologist Ph.D (Andy)
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:12 PM
u
math-ologist Ph.D (Andy) - Today at 11:13 PM
uh
Sil Dorsett - Today at 11:13 PM
well then use an imgur link
bpwQhF5.png

math-ologist Ph.D (Andy) - Today at 11:13 PM
fucking
i use bribery?
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:13 PM
Andy! Use Imperyk Hellmarch!
Pax - Today at 11:13 PM
I use Illusia.
Illusia use harden!
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:13 PM
Illusia loafed around
Pax - Today at 11:13 PM
Great, my pokemon is retarded.
math-ologist Ph.D (Andy) - Today at 11:13 PM
sorry syr i bribed the pokemon guys
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:13 PM
LOL RIP
math-ologist Ph.D (Andy) - Today at 11:13 PM
i put money on illusia
Pax - Today at 11:14 PM
Illusia use space lasers!
math-ologist Ph.D (Andy) - Today at 11:14 PM
lose this battle so i can count my stacks
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:14 PM
I switch Andy out for @Sil Dorsett!
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:14 PM
Illusia got confused! It hurt itself in its confusion!
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:14 PM
Sil Dorsett! Use Alice Rant!
Pax - Today at 11:14 PM
FUCK
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:14 PM
Illusia fainted
Pax - Today at 11:14 PM
MY
SHIT
FINE
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:14 PM
:D
Sil Dorsett - Today at 11:14 PM
It's super effective!
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:14 PM
no thanks that's unhygenic
math-ologist Ph.D (Andy) - Today at 11:14 PM
god damn it that's like 10 bucks down the drain
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:14 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Pax - Today at 11:14 PM
I choose you Sil Dorsett!
math-ologist Ph.D (Andy) - Today at 11:14 PM
thanks a lot syr :angry:
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:14 PM
@Pax BITCH SIL DORSETT IS MY POKEMON
THIS IS COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT
I WILL SUE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:14 PM
Great now this is another memorable amusing discord quotes
Pax - Today at 11:14 PM
Sil Dorsett, use ember!
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:15 PM
"Pax vs. Syr"
Sil Dorsett - Today at 11:15 PM
Pax doesn't have enough badges
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:15 PM
^
Pax - Today at 11:15 PM
You don't have enough badges you twat
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:15 PM
Sil Dorsett doesn't listen to Pax
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:15 PM
Syr has all badges
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:15 PM
None of you have enough badges
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:15 PM
From Kanto up to Alola
Pax - Today at 11:15 PM
Fuck pokemon
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:15 PM
Pax - Today at 11:15 PM
you twat
Pax - Today at 11:15 PM
Square up
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:15 PM
&b
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:15 PM
All of you are scrubs
Pax - Today at 11:15 PM
I'll take you down sucka
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:15 PM
no u
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:15 PM
I already did
Pax - Today at 11:15 PM
THROW THE FIRST PUNCH
THROW
THROW
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:16 PM
Illusia is too tired to battle
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:16 PM
@Pax Omae wa mou shindeiru.
SIL DORSETT! USE COMPLICATED PU-DESTROYING CONSPIRACY!
Pax - Today at 11:16 PM
SHIT
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:16 PM
Syrixia is actually still communist
Sil Dorsett - Today at 11:16 PM
It's super effective!
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:16 PM
lmfao
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:16 PM
and is working with Cogoria to ruin the PU
Pax - Today at 11:16 PM
The final trick up my sleeve!
GTFO RUN BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE

Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:17 PM
@Pax NOW PAY ME 1200 DOLLARS
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:17 PM
No! There's no running away from a Trainer battle!
Pax - Today at 11:17 PM
Put it on my bill
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:17 PM
You also have to black out
Good night sweet prince
punches @Pax
Pax - Today at 11:17 PM
Ow
You dickfuck
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:17 PM
Syr stole all of @Pax's money afterwards
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:17 PM
I was assuming that was going in a different direction
Pax - Today at 11:17 PM
You know what Illusia that's godmodding
You can't decide that
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:17 PM
Well fuck you
Pax - Today at 11:17 PM
I'm calling the weed
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:18 PM
I can decide a lot
Pax - Today at 11:18 PM
FUCK YOU
SQUARE UP
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:18 PM
NO, FUCK YOU
Pax - Today at 11:18 PM
FUCK YOU
FUCK NINE GENERATIONS
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:18 PM
I'm Syrge W. Bush
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:18 PM
I can decide this
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:18 PM
and I have the best strategery
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:18 PM
I am a solipsist
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:18 PM
Syrge approv'd
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:18 PM
all of you are imaginary
Pax - Today at 11:18 PM
Strategery!
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:18 PM
now shut up and stop existing
Pax - Today at 11:18 PM
No, I'm make-believe.
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:18 PM
I KNOW
THAT HUMAN BEINGS
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:18 PM
Syrge did 7-11
Pax - Today at 11:18 PM
There's a difference.
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:18 PM
AND POKEMON
CAN CO-EXIST PEACEFULLY
Pax - Today at 11:18 PM

Illusianary Works - Today at 11:18 PM
Yeah?
Go! Team Rocket
Pax - Today at 11:19 PM
Fuck Team Rocket
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:19 PM
Syr my foot will coexist with your ass you don't shut your trap
Pax - Today at 11:19 PM
LOL
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:19 PM
throws lamb sauce
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:19 PM
doesn't shut trap
Pax - Today at 11:19 PM
throws temper tantrum
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:19 PM
make a move beeyatch
oh and you know what else
santa claus ain't real
/reference
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:19 PM
@Sil Dorsett can you softkick syr
Sil Dorsett - Today at 11:19 PM
I can.
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:19 PM
with love from me
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:19 PM
I'M SORRY I'M SORRY DON'T HURT ME
AAAAAASAHSAJJSJAJSJAJSJA
Pax - Today at 11:20 PM
Call the fire department because we got a sick burnnnnnnnnnnn
Sil Dorsett - Today at 11:20 PM
but I won't.
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:20 PM
dammit Sil
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:20 PM
lmfao
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:20 PM
oh thank allab

Pax - Today at 11:26 PM
Do as you wish
Illusianary Works - Today at 11:26 PM
"crappy Eras"
Midir (The D.D.M) - Today at 11:26 PM
ouch
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:26 PM
Plemby, McM, Arpeyi, Bootsie, Felis, Eumenor, Kalti, Kannex, Nebula, and us(edited)
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:26 PM
I just remembered someone else Syr
Pax - Today at 11:26 PM
RMB RP is so much better with it's constant godmodding
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:26 PM
that I did not want to

Pax - Today at 11:26 PM
And lack of following the rules.
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:27 PM
New fucking Ducklands
oh my god
Why
and Derpington
no
please no
@The Heretic McNaCl show us the posts. you've triggered my sick sense of curiosity
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:27 PM
@Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros I see how it is
don't include me in that list
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:27 PM
and you
forgot you
Yalkan fluff me - Today at 11:27 PM
FORGOT
HOW?!
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:27 PM

Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:28 PM
THERE WERE A LOT FUCKING FIGHT ME
Pax - Today at 11:28 PM
Another person arrived.
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:28 PM
"yes, I was such a cringey feederite"
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:28 PM
I don't remember that middle occurance
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:28 PM
nah, you were just cringey, ducky boy
neither do i
Pax - Today at 11:28 PM
I think chess is the most beautiful thing in the world
McMasterdonia - Today at 11:28 PM
What year did you first join @Flufflord Darcania
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:28 PM
also, classy prefix for Ducklands
McMasterdonia - Today at 11:29 PM
I could lookup your forum account but lazy
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:29 PM
I joined NS in December 2014
Midir (The D.D.M) - Today at 11:29 PM
yay
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:29 PM
I joined the forums Feb. 1st, 2015
McMasterdonia - Today at 11:29 PM
right yes. End of r3n’s term
And beginning of my last term
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:29 PM
yep
McMasterdonia - Today at 11:29 PM
That lasted 1 month
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:29 PM
:flag_us: :flag_fi: SYRIXIA :flag_fi: :flag_us:, Plemby, McM, Arpeyi, Bootsie, Felis, Eumenor, Kalti, Kannex, Nebula, Darcania, New Sekai, Piscivore, and Sodium
McMasterdonia - Today at 11:29 PM
Lol
Pax - Today at 11:29 PM
Did no one hear me?
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:29 PM
wait Darc joined the forums like a week or so after I joined nationstates
Pax no one cares about you right now
we're reminiscing
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:30 PM
which means
McMasterdonia - Today at 11:30 PM
I think TNP RP started to gain popularity in early 2014
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:30 PM
i got here before darc
McMasterdonia - Today at 11:30 PM
But took off in 2015
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:30 PM
ACHIEVEMENT!!!!111
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:30 PM
And Darc is still better than you
Pax - Today at 11:30 PM
Did anyone hear that?
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:30 PM
cries internally
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:30 PM
Not that that's hard :stuck_out_tongue:
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:30 PM
@The Heretic McNaCl SHUDDAP I WAS ERAS AMERICA FOR LIKE A YEAR sobbing
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:30 PM
"""""""America"""""""
Pax - Today at 11:30 PM
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:31 PM
Communist Syrixia was still best Syrixia
Pax - Today at 11:31 PM
You know what, if someone can make eras look appealing to me then I'm on board.
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:31 PM
I was 21 when I joined NS
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:31 PM
can't wait for that to cycle around again
I'll give it another 4 months
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:31 PM
Glorious Alfred Nursson

Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:31 PM
well Sodium and Syrixia aren't really the type to make Eras look appealing
but I promise it is
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:31 PM
Shut up Darc I'm great
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:31 PM
exhibit A
Pax - Today at 11:31 PM
What's exhibit B?
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:31 PM
FUCK
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:32 PM
one moment
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:32 PM
Exhibit B is the size of Darc's ego
McMasterdonia - Today at 11:32 PM
I miss John Sirus lol
I want him to do guest lecturing around Eras
Pax - Today at 11:32 PM
I don't want to go to Exhibit B now.
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:32 PM
Serious answer: Eras is one of the most tight-knit, fun, and amazing online subcommunities I've ever been in.
Sassy answer: Eras is a festering hub of satanic godless communism. ENTER AT OWN RISK.
Yalkan fluff me - Today at 11:32 PM
Darc doesn’t have an ego
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:32 PM
exhibit B
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:32 PM
>fun
>eras
Pick
one
:stuck_out_tongue:
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:32 PM
this is srs bsns
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:32 PM
por que no los dos
McMasterdonia - Today at 11:32 PM
I remember when I first got into RP as Delegate some people didn’t like it
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:33 PM
puritans: why not both
McMasterdonia - Today at 11:33 PM
As in game players
Pax - Today at 11:33 PM
Why is it called eras?
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:33 PM
Erastide
Former English Colony
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:33 PM
former forum admin
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:33 PM
Isn't she, like, a teacher now or something(edited)
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:33 PM
she was cool
Pax - Today at 11:33 PM
Why erastide?
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:33 PM
That was her name
in NS
Pax - Today at 11:34 PM
So it's an homage?
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:34 PM
Yes
Pax - Today at 11:34 PM
Why
The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 11:34 PM
Game Players are sweaty mouthbreathing neckbeards
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:34 PM
most of the really old and influential TNPers have something named after them
for example, the forum categories
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:34 PM
Tresville
Hersfoldton
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:34 PM
Port Thel, Magicality City, etc.
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:34 PM
let's not forget Forum Operations
named after the illustrious user
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:34 PM
Forum Operations is a forum
Pax - Today at 11:34 PM
Well isn't that just cultesque!
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:34 PM
not a category
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:34 PM
Foroper
which I totally didn't just make up now
@Flufflord Darcania oh
Pax - Today at 11:35 PM
Which one was 'rp_advice'?
Highly influential I assume.
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:35 PM
RP Advice was a pioneer of TNPRP
Pax - Today at 11:35 PM
I bet.
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:35 PM
They led the way back in the day
Pax - Today at 11:35 PM
She sounds awesome.
Tell me more.
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:36 PM
She sounds hideous.
"Jake from State Farm"
Pax - Today at 11:36 PM
Tell me more
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:36 PM
Well, you see, I called Jake from State Farm at 3 in the morning
to talk about insurance
Pax - Today at 11:36 PM
And
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:36 PM
turns out
Pax - Today at 11:36 PM
And
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:36 PM
he was wearing khakis
Pax - Today at 11:36 PM
And
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:36 PM
does that not shock you enough
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:36 PM
don't encourage him
Pax - Today at 11:36 PM
No.
More.
I want to see how crazy it gets
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:37 PM
chuckles
Pax - Today at 11:37 PM
Show me the dark ways.
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:37 PM
if you want to see how crazy it gets
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:37 PM
Let me ask you this Pax
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:37 PM
DM him and ask for an invite
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:37 PM
Imagine living beneath the waves with a strong-sighted blessing of most excellent fabric.
Pax - Today at 11:37 PM
AND
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:37 PM
Holding the fabric over your gills, you would begin to breathe-drink its warp and weft. Though the plantmatter fibers imbue your soul, the wretched plankton would pollute the cloth until it stank to heavens of prophecy. This is one manner in which the Scrolls first came to pass, but are we the sea, or the breather, or the fabric? Or are we the breath itself?
Can we flow through the Scrolls as knowledge flows through, being the water, or are we the stuck morass of sea-filth that gathers on the edge?

Imagine, again, this time but different. A bird cresting the wind is lifted by a gust and downed by a stone. But the stone can come from above, if the bird is upside down. Where, then, did the gust come from? And which direction? Did the gods send either, or has the bird decreed their presence by her own mindmaking?
The all-sight of the Scrolls makes a turning of the mind such that relative positions are absolute in their primacy.

I ask you again to imagine for me. This time you are beneath the ground, a tiny acorn planted by some well-meaning elf-maiden of the woodlands for her pleasure. You wish to grow but fear what you may become, so you push off the water, the dirt, the sun, to stay in your hole. But it is in the very pushing that you become a tree, in spite of yourself. How did that happen?

The acorn is a kind of tree-egg in this instance, and the knowledge is water and sun. We are the chicken inside the egg, but also the dirt. The knowledge from the Scrolls is what we push against to become full-sighted ourselves.
One final imagining before your mind closes from the shock of ever-knowing. You are now a flame burning bright blue within a vast emptiness. In time you see your brothers and sisters, burnings of their own in the distance and along your side. A sea of pinpoints, a constellation of memories. Each burns bright, then flickers. Then two more take its place but not forever lest the void fills with rancid light that sucks the thought.
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:37 PM
. . .
Pax - Today at 11:37 PM
Yes, I feel like I've unlocked something!!!
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:37 PM
okay you can cease now
Sil Dorsett - Today at 11:37 PM
dude
Syrge W. Bush, King of Nidaros - Today at 11:38 PM
Each of our minds is actually the emptiness, and the learnings of the Scrolls are the pinpoints. Without their stabbing light, my consciousness would be as a vast nothingness, unknowing its emptiness as a void is unknowing of itself. But the burnings are dangerous, and must be carefully tended and minded and brought to themselves and spread to their siblings.
ok now it's done
Lotion(LE,RL, also lol) - Today at 11:38 PM
Woah syr
you type fast
Flufflord Darcania - Today at 11:38 PM
take it to your server
Pax - Today at 11:38 PM
I've achieved success.
 
Whoever said it had to be from a TNP server? Meanwhile, in Lazarus...

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Toto- "Naizerre":
Prydania/Iraelia - Yesterday at 11:10 PM
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"

It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Naizerre!
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kagahötö rises like Carmel above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Naizerre
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Naizerre
I bless the rains down in Naizerre
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Naizerre
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Naizerre
I bless the rains down in Naizerre
(Ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
 
Tiers of Shitposting:
Lord Princess Kirin of Yukkira - Today at 2:27 PM
Tiers of Shitposting:
#4: Malphe - "I'm a ratpost."
#3: Plemby - "I shitpost to live."
#2: Xen - "I live to shitpost."
#1: Syrixia - "I am a shitpost."
 
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Cogoria - Today at 5:18 PM
@everyone complaining about @everyone pings is frowned upon
Malphe - Today at 5:18 PM
why
zentheridwah - Today at 5:18 PM
~ban @Oh Hai MarCogoria
FeytBOT - Today at 5:18 PM
Oh Hai MarCogoria has been banned.
Oh Hai MarCogoria has left the server.

Done. It was about time.
L'Empereur Syrluigi - Today at 5:18 PM
DIBS
zentheridwah - Today at 5:18 PM
wait shi
SkinWAHter(LE,RL) - Today at 5:18 PM
dis
zentheridwah - Today at 5:18 PM
NO
NO
FUCK
L'Empereur Syrluigi - Today at 5:18 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SkinWAHter(LE,RL) - Today at 5:18 PM
damn it
Malphe - Today at 5:18 PM
Woah
A ban?
zentheridwah - Today at 5:18 PM
THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN
St George [Gotmark/Naizerre] - Today at 5:18 PM
waht
zentheridwah - Today at 5:18 PM
why can i ban cog
Malphe - Today at 5:18 PM
LOL
L'Empereur Syrluigi - Today at 5:18 PM
I'M FUCKING DYING
SkinWAHter(LE,RL) - Today at 5:18 PM
lmao
Malphe - Today at 5:18 PM
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BAN HIM?
Bobberino - Today at 5:18 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Malphe - Today at 5:18 PM
oml
Bobberino - Today at 5:18 PM
XD
Delorean (New Trisone) - Today at 5:18 PM
wowwwwwwwww
L'Empereur Syrluigi - Today at 5:19 PM
fucking GG
Benolia - Today at 5:19 PM
Rip
Delorean (New Trisone) - Today at 5:19 PM
gg
FeytBOT - Today at 5:19 PM
Yeah, RIP.
Bobberino - Today at 5:19 PM
Congrats you played yourself
Malphe - Today at 5:19 PM
Good job @zentheridwah
FeytBOT - Today at 5:19 PM
Cogoria has been unbanned.
Malphe - Today at 5:19 PM
You did gud
Bobberino - Today at 5:19 PM
wao
FeytBOT - Today at 5:19 PM
ROOD
L'Empereur Syrluigi - Today at 5:19 PM
"Mild" @zentheridwah
St George [Gotmark/Naizerre] - Today at 5:19 PM
Xen ffs
Yrkidding - Today at 5:19 PM
Oh dear
Malphe - Today at 5:19 PM
Soo, we're removing Xen's mod powers or what?
Yrkidding - Today at 5:19 PM
lol
zentheridwah - Today at 5:19 PM
bye
Malphe - Today at 5:19 PM
cya
Bobberino - Today at 5:19 PM
Get memed on
L'Empereur Syrluigi - Today at 5:19 PM
Petition that Xen be immediately banned
FeytBOT - Today at 5:19 PM
Petition denied.
Bobberino - Today at 5:19 PM
Wow
FeytBOT - Today at 5:19 PM
@Cogoria has joined the server.
SkinWAHter(LE,RL) - Today at 5:19 PM
welcome back
Bobberino - Today at 5:19 PM
dibs
L'Empereur Syrluigi - Today at 5:19 PM
This is why Feyt is a fucker
Malphe - Today at 5:20 PM
wb
Bobberino - Today at 5:20 PM
^
zentheridwah - Today at 5:20 PM
Fuck, sorry Cog
I did not expect that to actually ban
Malphe - Today at 5:20 PM
Xen accidentally banned you.
Cogoria - Today at 5:20 PM
~iam forum
FeytBOT - Today at 5:20 PM
That role isn't user settable.
L'Empereur Syrluigi - Today at 5:20 PM
@Cogoria They're lying. They're in league with the capitalist pigs. Xen 100% knew what he was doing. Hail Zhukov Welcome back!
Cogoria - Today at 5:20 PM
~iam drunk
FeytBOT - Today at 5:20 PM
That role isn't user settable.
Malphe - Today at 5:20 PM
Pretty sure Cog is in a haze.
Cogoria - Today at 5:21 PM
~iam
FeytBOT - Today at 5:21 PM
~selfrole <rolename>

Allows users to set their own role.

Configurable using `adminset`

Commands:
list Views all current roles you can assign to yourself.
remove Allows users to remove their own roles

Type ~selfrole command for more info on a command.
You can also type ~selfrole category for more info on a category.
Malphe - Today at 5:21 PM
~selfrole list
FeytBOT - Today at 5:21 PM
You can currently give yourself
Forum RPer and RMB RPer.
Lord Princess Kirin of Yukkira - Today at 5:21 PM
oof
St George [Gotmark/Naizerre] - Today at 5:21 PM
I fixed it
Lord Princess Kirin of Yukkira - Today at 5:21 PM
Xen banned someone LOL
zentheridwah - Today at 5:21 PM
fuck me
honestly
 
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St George [Gotmark/Naizerre] - on Voice Chat
Mark Wahlberg doing underwear modeling is something I NEED TO SEE.
Yalkan - on Voice Chat
Goy is an entity who exists in two planes of existence. One is here, and another is fucking Goyanes, where he's a simple baker of meat pies.

Prydania/Iraelia - on Voice Chat
No, he's God in Goyanes, but he just chooses to manifest as a simple baker, from which he observes the world.
Goyanes - on Voice Chat
Yalk, that white powder on your desk ain't from Krispy Kreme.
 
Goy IS the Railway:
Goy IS The Worldbuilding - Today at 9:00 AM
Emblem of the Danstad/Dazhou Municipal Gov't
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382980959047254035/452456531682656271/unknown.png
The design incorporates the shape of the old fort, which was burned down in an arson in 1912, two ascalonian patterns, and a stylized dodecagonal pattern which reminisces the flag of the old Tian dynasty of Ascalon
That flag, for reference:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382980959047254035/452456939394170880/unknown.png
John Doe "Cimm" Smith - Today at 9:28 AM
Look nice
Mo (Mošordia & Valencia) - Today at 11:24 AM
Looks suspiciously like some insignia from another galaxy far, far away...
Goy IS The Worldbuilding - Today at 12:23 PM
it's actually based on the city emblem of sapporo, japan lol
Mo (Mošordia & Valencia) - Today at 12:24 PM
That looks even more suspiciously like some insignia from another galaxy far, far away...
Syrixia, the Chaos-Bringer - Today at 1:13 PM
@Mo (Mošordia & Valencia) what do you expect from sheev "the senate" palpatine
the goyanean air force roundel is even more galactic empire-y ;)
Goy IS The Worldbuilding - Today at 1:16 PM
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382980959047254035/452520982763143168/unknown.png
it's actually the recolored logo of a japanese shortline railway
Syrixia, the Chaos-Bringer - Today at 1:18 PM
"the railway will decide your fate."
"i AM the railway."
Midir - Today at 1:20 PM
GOY IS THE RAILWAY
Mo (Mošordia & Valencia) - Today at 1:33 PM
HAIL THE RAILWAY.
 
lol fucking eh:
King Tobias Scylfing Loðbrók III - Today at 5:16 PM
@King Tobias Scylfing Loðbrók III Fascist swamp?
Dasharatha the Magnificent (Syr) - Today at 5:16 PM
did you just
ping yourself
King Tobias Scylfing Loðbrók III - Today at 5:17 PM
lol fucking eh
The Emergency Light:
Johannes VIII van Kjellse-Tages - Today at 7:01 PM
The Goyanean extreme danger signal activated on a platform.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382980959047254035/456956439773315072/unknown.png
King Maxie (Mošordia & Valencia) - Today at 7:02 PM
"PLEASE WAIT, WE'VE FORGOTTEN SWITCHED TWO ALPHANUMERIC HEX CHARACTERS IN YOUR TRAVEL PLAN SERIAL DESIGNATOR!"
Johannes VIII van Kjellse-Tages - Today at 7:02 PM
lmao
Grand King Oswald the Great - Today at 7:02 PM
"YOU FORGOT TO FILL OUT YOUR TAX RETURN FORM, PAGE 2!"
King Maxie (Mošordia & Valencia) - Today at 7:06 PM
"YOU'VE ACCIDENTALLY PUT THE DAY OF THE MONTH IN LIEU OF THE JULIAN DAY IN THE DATE-TIME GROUP FOR YOUR TRIPLICATE TRAVEL PLAN FORM T945-GVVBN-QQ9874!"
Dasharatha the Magnificent (Syr) - Today at 7:06 PM
"YOU ARE A REGISTERED NINHUNDISH CITIZEN!"
King Maxie (Mošordia & Valencia) - Today at 7:06 PM
LMFAO
 
ur mum:
Yalkan - Today at 4:28 PM
Well sure
But
Here we are
doing dumb RP shit
it's literally pointless

The Heretic McNaCl - Today at 4:29 PM
Yes Yalkan, we know
RPing is pointless, yadda yadda

King Pry I of Emus - Today at 4:29 PM
I get what Sodium is saying
and I think we can find a middle road

Yalkan - Today at 4:29 PM
Middle road to ur mom

*everyone in VC breaks down laughing*
 
Goy's Gas Pump:
Goy IS The Worldbuilding - Today at 12:42 PM
Here's a Goyanean gas pump, ask for the translations of certain parts if you want 'em. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/275355314973573121/465195860695842836/unknown.png

Syr, TNP's 'Consistent Bastard' - Today at 12:45 PM
Goy
w h y
XD

Zentherida - Today at 12:47 PM
he consumes the souls of children and turns them into passion for worldbuilding
he cannot stop, for the dark lord imhotep has commanded him

Syr, TNP's 'Consistent Bastard' - Today at 12:47 PM
^

TRH Prime Minister of Cimmeria - Today at 12:47 PM
^^

Saint Kyle des Françaises - Today at 12:48 PM
^^^
 
Leonid Volkov - Today at 2:41 PM
I have an hour in the middle of Chicago
Any suggestions on what to do

Koala - Today at 2:43 PM
Moonwalk
Down the street
In nothing but a fedora
A purple fedora

Leonid Volkov - Today at 2:44 PM
I was thinking going towards the Southside in a maga hat past 8pm
But that works too
 
Don't Mention the War:
MadLad (Archbish of Banterbury) Today at 6:26 PM
We'll be replacing everyone pings with y'all pings

Andy, Android Sent by CyberLife Today at 6:27 PM
inb4 mj slowly turns into a southerner

MadLad (Archbish of Banterbury) Today at 6:27 PM
certain people and groups are excluded from y'all pings
too late andy tbh. I started saying it ironically, now I say y'all all the time

Goy IS The Worldbuilding Today at 6:27 PM
welcome brother

MadLad (Archbish of Banterbury) Today at 6:27 PM
y'all are still yankees tbh

Goy IS The Worldbuilding Today at 6:28 PM
oh way down south in the land of cotton
old times there are not forgotten
look away
look away
look away
DIXIELAND

Syrixia, Minister of Shite Today at 6:28 PM
oh way down south in the land of traitors, rattlesnakes, and alligators, look away, look away, come away, come away
where cotton's king and men are chattel, union boys will win the battle, look away, look away, come away, come away
@Goy IS The Worldbuilding never forget who won the war ;)

Goy IS The Worldbuilding Today at 6:30 PM
at least we didn't deport the indians to oklahoma against their will

Syrixia, Minister of Shite Today at 6:30 PM
at least we didn't hold the blacks in chains against their will

Goy IS The Worldbuilding Today at 6:30 PM
but we did other undesirable things toooo soooooooooo

Syrixia, Minister of Shite Today at 6:30 PM
but we did other undesirable things toooo soooooooooo

Andy, Android Sent by CyberLife Today at 6:31 PM
good old america

Syrixia, Minister of ShiteToday at 6:31 PM
yup
 
Desription of Ninhundland according to Andy

Ninhundland, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Ninhundland, number one exporter of steroids
All other countries have inferior steroids
Ninhundland, home of Frankthorf swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste
Ninhundland, Ninhundland, you very nice place
From plains of Gerudo to northern fence of Jewtown
Ninhundland friend of all except Andrenne
They very nosey people, with bone in their brain
Ninhundland, industry best in world
We invented nazism and lederhosen
Ninhundland's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Goyanes’
Ninhundland, Ninhundland, you very nice place
From plains of Gerudo to northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
 
I laughed my ass off when I read it and it kinda has a nice ring to it despite how much of a shitpost it may be but yeah I’m aware that it’s a joke.
 
Sil Dorsett - Today at 1:47 AM
While RP certainly is better when others are involved, there may be times when stories can be told from your own mind and your mind alone. There's no problem with doing so. If you have a story to tell involving your nation or with characters from your nation, tell it.
@Highton I once told a story about my Foreign Affairs minister driving in snowy conditions with two of his daughters to pick up cat litter.

Demska - Today at 1:48 AM
can i read

Felis/Korova/Auster Corona - Today at 1:48 AM
I hate cat litter.

Demska - Today at 1:48 AM
felis hates cats in general

Rt Hon. PM of Cimmeria - Today at 1:48 AM
.....
You’ve got to be kidding

Demska - Today at 1:49 AM
there's nothing with it
in fact it's more immersive

Sil Dorsett - Today at 1:49 AM
I KID YOU NOT. BEHOLD!!!!
http://forum.thenorthpacific.org/single/?p=10112398&t=9092916
 
Rick and Andy:
Prydania/Iraelia Today at 7:42 PM
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andrennian history. The references are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Northern European history most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. There's also Nystrom's nationalistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Nietzschean philosophy, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andrennian RP truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Henry's existential title "Prinz Andrensk," which itself is a cryptic reference to Olaf II of Norway's status as an eternal king. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy's genius worldbuilding unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them.
 
Meds:
LotionToday at 6:44 PM
I feel bad for zen @Xentherida
Cuz he's alone in vc

XentheridaToday at 6:44 PM
all by myseeeeeeeeelf
dont wanna be

LotionToday at 6:45 PM
lol

Treasure Island (Syr)Today at 7:06 PM
Ah fuck @Lotion
I can't believe he sung this

XentheridaToday at 7:08 PM
fuck you

ZessiqueToday at 7:11 PM
wao

MadelineBOTToday at 7:11 PM
ROOD

ZessiqueToday at 7:11 PM
hehe, funny bot
What inspired that little feature?

Treasure Island (Syr)Today at 7:14 PM
the dark god of the twin moons

ZessiqueToday at 7:19 PM
What

Sodium MacSalterson, Esq.Today at 7:19 PM
ignore syr he's off his meds

Treasure Island (Syr)Today at 7:20 PM
lol

NightsongToday at 7:30 PM
@Sodium MacSalterson, Esq., Syr is always off his meds though.

Sodium MacSalterson, Esq.Today at 7:31 PM
yeah that's the joke

Sarah Kerrigan (Yuki)Today at 7:51 PM
Idk man. Sometimes I swear Xen and Syr take the same meds. The only difference is Syr ignores the dosage limit

LotionToday at 7:52 PM
god damn it @Treasure Island (Syr)

NightsongToday at 7:52 PM
nah
Xen's mediciation is weed and hippie jesus. He just sometimes get the dosage balance between the two incorrect and it causes issues.

Treasure Island (Syr)Today at 7:53 PM
Yuki, I'm gonna frame that
I nearly fell out of my chair laughing
God damnit XD

Malor-Kanada:
NightsongToday at 7:53 PM
i'm pretty sure Malor-Kanada would eat Syrixia for breakfast...
just sayin'...
:P

Treasure Island (Syr)Today at 7:54 PM
every time someone says "Malor-Kanada" i will break them
do u even grammar m8, it should be "Maloria-Kanada"
Just look at Austria-Hungary; it wasn't "Austro-Hungary"
it was either Austria-Hungary or the Austro-Hungarian Empire, not both

Dem :(Today at 7:55 PM
why add the extra syllables tho
2 lazy for that shit

HAL 9001 [Sasten]Today at 7:55 PM
Malor-Kanada.
I said it.

TAFKAMJ [GOT/NZR]Today at 7:55 PM
@Forum RPer everyone needs to ping @Treasure Island (Syr) and say Malor-Kanada

Sodium MacSalterson, Esq.Today at 7:56 PM
@Treasure Island (Syr) malor-kanada

Dem :(Today at 7:56 PM
@Treasure Island (Syr) Malor-Kanada

Treasure Island (Syr)Today at 7:56 PM
Ah fuck
I can't believe you've done this

SienenToday at 7:56 PM
@Treasure Island (Syr) Malor-Kanada

YrkiddingToday at 7:56 PM
@Treasure Island (Syr) Malor-Kanada

Dem :(Today at 7:56 PM
@Treasure Island (Syr) Malor-Kanada

LotionToday at 7:56 PM
@Treasure Island (Syr) Malor-Kanada

Treasure Island (Syr)Today at 7:56 PM
why does no one love me

TAFKAMJ [GOT/NZR]Today at 7:56 PM
because you're a meme
a bad one

Treasure Island (Syr)Today at 7:57 PM
<3

Iraelise, Capitalist MoominToday at 7:57 PM
@Treasure Island (Syr) Malor-Kanad is the best nation on Eras

NightsongToday at 7:57 PM
Syr is a walking meme at this point.

Dem :(Today at 7:57 PM
You are what you eat @Nightsong

Treasure Island (Syr)Today at 7:57 PM
i don't like living

h-i-m-i-k-aToday at 7:59 PM
@Treasure Island (Syr) malor kanada

Slavic Klingons (Norsia)Today at 8:01 PM
@Treasure Island (Syr) Malor-Kanada is the one true empire, the only empire Norsia would ever bend the knee to.

Western VapiaToday at 8:02 PM
@Treasure Island (Syr) Malor-Kanada

Treasure Island (Syr)Today at 8:02 PM
watch i'm gonna wake up with 96 fucking pings all saying "Malor-Kanada"
i need to call the bully hunters
is this a bully channel

HAL 9001 [Sasten]Today at 8:03 PM
No, this is Patrick.

Treasure Island (Syr)Today at 8:03 PM
AND THAT'S WHAT THIS IS A L L A B O U T
 
(NOTE: This happened on my server.)

Attention FortNite Gamers! Zenrider Needs Your Help!:
Spooky Ry and WeissekathToday at 4:59 PM
@Syrixia pretend i yelled at you
SyrixiaToday at 5:00 PM
no
Spooky Ry and WeissekathToday at 5:00 PM
Butbutbut
Xen is bullying me
He wants me to yell at you
SyrixiaToday at 5:00 PM
~mute server @Zenrider, the Cringy Brit AND THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT
Zenrider, the Cringy BritToday at 5:00 PM
no
SegisiBOTToday at 5:00 PM
User has been muted in this server.
Spooky Ry and WeissekathToday at 5:00 PM
Good
Now i dont have to yell at you
Yay
LotionToday at 5:00 PM
segisi is pretty slow
oof
DarcaniaToday at 5:01 PM
she's plenty fast, it's that specific command that is slow
LotionToday at 5:01 PM
ah
DarcaniaToday at 5:01 PM
it works by updating every channel in the server
every last one
all of them
SyrixiaToday at 5:01 PM
~unmute server @Zenrider, the Cringy Brit nerr
SegisiBOTToday at 5:01 PM
User has been unmuted in this server.
LotionToday at 5:01 PM
even all the other servers
Zenrider, the Cringy BritToday at 5:01 PM
god
i really despise you
>cringy
look who's talking fucko
SyrixiaToday at 5:02 PM
you make people cringe
i make people throw up
that's the difference
LotionToday at 5:02 PM
but
AsayisToday at 5:02 PM
:CringeHarold:
LotionToday at 5:02 PM
@Zenrider, the Cringy Brit and @Syrixia
are the same people
Zenrider, the Cringy BritToday at 5:03 PM
liar
im not american
desgustang
SyrixiaToday at 5:03 PM
congratulations
you've figured out the riddle
DarcaniaToday at 5:03 PM
~debug True # @Zenrider, the Cringy Brit == @Syrixia
SegisiBOTToday at 5:03 PM
True
SyrixiaToday at 5:03 PM
now to finish the game and save John Wick all you need to do is give me your credit card information
DarcaniaToday at 5:03 PM
well it's true
Zenrider, the Cringy BritToday at 5:03 PM
syr you hoe finish this copypasta
SO
SyrixiaToday at 5:03 PM
GUYS
Zenrider, the Cringy BritToday at 5:03 PM
WE
SyrixiaToday at 5:03 PM
DID
Zenrider, the Cringy BritToday at 5:03 PM
IT
SyrixiaToday at 5:03 PM
WE
Zenrider, the Cringy BritToday at 5:03 PM
REACHED
SyrixiaToday at 5:03 PM
A
Zenrider, the Cringy BritToday at 5:03 PM
QUARTER
SyrixiaToday at 5:03 PM
OF
Zenrider, the Cringy BritToday at 5:03 PM
A
SyrixiaToday at 5:04 PM
MILLION
Zenrider, the Cringy BritToday at 5:04 PM
SUBSCRIBERS
SyrixiaToday at 5:04 PM
brilliant
Zenrider, the Cringy BritToday at 5:04 PM
NO U
DarcaniaToday at 5:04 PM
aw man I was gonna make Segisi spam
LotionToday at 5:04 PM
;_;
DarcaniaToday at 5:05 PM
this server is filled with such InTeLlEcTuAlS
 
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