Syrixia was not a real giraffe, he was just known to have a very long tongue and next to no gag reflex when tube like items were inserted into his oesophagus.
It is with great regret that he lay here tonight, no more giraffes in TNP pls their lifespan is too short.
The death of Utter Dominance came as a shock to everyone, as he died suddenly doing what he loved; utterly dominating. Unfortunately, he did not utterly dominate.
I enjoyed the utter subjugation of the northern half of Cronaal while it lasted. Alas, I must now leave, so I can take over the rest before Syrixia tries to nuke me again.
"...his husk now only contained broken, bloody bones, protruding from all parts of his body, though even those began to vanish as the hungry ravens picked at what remained of his..."
"...and he floundered for a moment, hard of breath, as his neck was red on one side. Red with blood. His trachea spilled out of his neck, and he slowly coughed up his own throat. The agony was too much, and he..."
We are gathered here today to mourn the death of the man known as Wolfsea. He (as far as we knew) was anti-imperialist, which is cool, and our religions/philosophies were almost creepy in their similarity. A bit obsessed with death though.