The North Pacific Bar and Grill

Here Moristia, have some...
Some freshly brewed Craft beer scientifically made, raised, stored and chilled to perfection. An Australian meat pie stuffed with lamb shank and a boiled egg inside complete with mashed potatos, mushed peas and a hell lot of gravy on top made out of Tomato sauce, all-purpose flour, salt, pepper and bacon drippings
I cooked this as I had a craving for something uniquely Aussie as a snack.

Enjoy your ONLY free meal for the month

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Thanks. I can cook that shit on a sunny afternoon. Who says me can't cook. I can and it is how I secured my crush to be my first girlfriend, picture this, Home economics lesson, we can cook anything we want, she cooked me traditional malaysian cookies which were pretty tasty. Then I cooked her a perfect halal chineee lunch: some egg rolls stuffed with chicken for appetizer, Noodles with brown gravy using ALL edible parts of an entire cow and for dessert, mango sago with Pomelo with a bit of vondensed milk. You guys want me to help you with a recipe or food life hack, come to mr and I will turn even regular stuff you buy from the supermarket into magic.
 
When you use Prego tomato pasta sauce, add Diced tomatoes, onions to kick it up a notch. Add minced meat if you wish, then add the other ingredients you want already boiled. Then boil your pasta. When your toppings are done, lace in tomato sauce and let it smmer at lowest heat. Drain water to obtain pasta when done. Pour on the sauce and add grated cheese if you want, maybe some oregano . Serve with some campbell mushroom soup with fresh assorted mushrooms added, Pieces of a long loaf of bread with some garlic butter spreaded then toasted in an oven till surface looks golden brown and a red wine. Enjoy
 
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Kasch:
good tips
Speaking of that, GIMME TIPS
Life tips or money tips?
money
Don't have any but if you press X for longer in Crash Bandicoot you will jump for longer. and there's your tip enjoy spend it wisely
as a waiter, i am offended that you have not given me any moneyary tips
I'm sorry but I have no money so I can't give you any
 
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Kasch:
good tips
Speaking of that, GIMME TIPS
Life tips or money tips?
money
Don't have any but if you press X for longer in Crash Bandicoot you will jump for longer. and there's your tip enjoy spend it wisely
as a waiter, i am offended that you have not given me any moneyary tips
I'm sorry but I have no money so I can't give you any
how did you buy any beer?
 
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Kasch:
good tips
Speaking of that, GIMME TIPS
Life tips or money tips?
money
Don't have any but if you press X for longer in Crash Bandicoot you will jump for longer. and there's your tip enjoy spend it wisely
as a waiter, i am offended that you have not given me any moneyary tips
I'm sorry but I have no money so I can't give you any
how did you buy any beer?
Well like this

"Hello I would like to buy a beer please"

and then the bar tender said

"Are you with the party group"

and then I said

"Yes"

and then she said

"The beers on the house then"

and then I said

"Awesome how about I get your number too"

and then she said

"Sure ring me up anytime"

then she passes me a piece of paper with her number and that beer

and then I found out that she wasn't talking about the whole bar being the party group they were talking about this group with a birthday person having a party there and the whole group part of that party group got free beers.

but I found that out after 5 free beers later
 
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Kasch:
good tips
Speaking of that, GIMME TIPS
Life tips or money tips?
money
Don't have any but if you press X for longer in Crash Bandicoot you will jump for longer. and there's your tip enjoy spend it wisely
as a waiter, i am offended that you have not given me any moneyary tips
I'm sorry but I have no money so I can't give you any
how did you buy any beer?
Well like this

"Hello I would like to buy a beer please"

and then the bar tender said

"Are you with the party group"

and then I said

"Yes"

and then she said

"The beers on the house then"

and then I said

"Awesome how about I get your number too"

and then she said

"Sure ring me up anytime"

then she passes me a piece of paper with her number and that beer

and then I found out that she wasn't talking about the whole bar being the party group they were talking about this group with a birthday person having a party there and the whole group part of that party group got free beers.

but I found that out after 5 free beers later
uhhhhhhh


get out
 
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Kasch:
good tips
Speaking of that, GIMME TIPS
Life tips or money tips?
money
Don't have any but if you press X for longer in Crash Bandicoot you will jump for longer. and there's your tip enjoy spend it wisely
as a waiter, i am offended that you have not given me any moneyary tips
I'm sorry but I have no money so I can't give you any
how did you buy any beer?
Well like this

"Hello I would like to buy a beer please"

and then the bar tender said

"Are you with the party group"

and then I said

"Yes"

and then she said

"The beers on the house then"

and then I said

"Awesome how about I get your number too"

and then she said

"Sure ring me up anytime"

then she passes me a piece of paper with her number and that beer

and then I found out that she wasn't talking about the whole bar being the party group they were talking about this group with a birthday person having a party there and the whole group part of that party group got free beers.

but I found that out after 5 free beers later
uhhhhhhh


get out
What why? and I also work here I just got hired and I start tomorrow. would I be allowed back inside when I start work?
 
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Kasch:
good tips
Speaking of that, GIMME TIPS
Life tips or money tips?
money
Don't have any but if you press X for longer in Crash Bandicoot you will jump for longer. and there's your tip enjoy spend it wisely
as a waiter, i am offended that you have not given me any moneyary tips
I'm sorry but I have no money so I can't give you any
how did you buy any beer?
Well like this

"Hello I would like to buy a beer please"

and then the bar tender said

"Are you with the party group"

and then I said

"Yes"

and then she said

"The beers on the house then"

and then I said

"Awesome how about I get your number too"

and then she said

"Sure ring me up anytime"

then she passes me a piece of paper with her number and that beer

and then I found out that she wasn't talking about the whole bar being the party group they were talking about this group with a birthday person having a party there and the whole group part of that party group got free beers.

but I found that out after 5 free beers later
uhhhhhhh


get out
What why? and I also work here I just got hired and I start tomorrow. would I be allowed back inside when I start work?
okay

also workers get free beer
 
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Moristia:
Skittleyflakes:
Kasch:
good tips
Speaking of that, GIMME TIPS
Life tips or money tips?
money
Don't have any but if you press X for longer in Crash Bandicoot you will jump for longer. and there's your tip enjoy spend it wisely
as a waiter, i am offended that you have not given me any moneyary tips
I'm sorry but I have no money so I can't give you any
how did you buy any beer?
Well like this

"Hello I would like to buy a beer please"

and then the bar tender said

"Are you with the party group"

and then I said

"Yes"

and then she said

"The beers on the house then"

and then I said

"Awesome how about I get your number too"

and then she said

"Sure ring me up anytime"

then she passes me a piece of paper with her number and that beer

and then I found out that she wasn't talking about the whole bar being the party group they were talking about this group with a birthday person having a party there and the whole group part of that party group got free beers.

but I found that out after 5 free beers later
uhhhhhhh


get out
What why? and I also work here I just got hired and I start tomorrow. would I be allowed back inside when I start work?
okay

also workers get free beer
Awesome I am willing to overtime for free
 
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