The North Pacific Bar and Grill

Discussion in 'Games and Arts' started by mcmasterdonia, Nov 1, 2012.

  1. mcmasterdonia

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    Welcome to The North Pacific Bar!

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    Come in, sit down! Have a drink! Tell us about your day... Our friendly bar staff will be with you right away


    :toast: :toast:

    Perhaps a bottle of Caribbean Rum from Great Bights Mum?


    Or maybe some tequila shots?

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    Young ones will only be served orange juice! Enjoy!
     
  2. Democratic Donkeys

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    [me]smashes a bottle on McMasterdonia's head.

    Welcome to the party pal!
     
  3. DRUK

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    May I have some Black Russian, please?
     
  4. Koth

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    Ah, just what I needed after a long day at-

    [me]slips on the beverage that DD broke over mcmaster's head
     
  5. Democratic Donkeys

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    Barkeep, i would like a glass of dry sherry.
     
  6. Koth

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    [me]gets up

    ....I'll have what he's having...
     
  7. mcmasterdonia

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    Bad DD! I think you have had quite enough to drink for one night

    I'll get the rest of your drinks now, enjoy! And please no more glassings :P
     
  8. Chasmanthe

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    *Takes a look around*

    Well it's no Scandigrad's Tavern by any means, but it'll do.

    I don't suppose you have Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster? Well I'll have a pitcher of beer then.
     
  9. Ravenna

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    *Walks in, wearing bikini*

    I need something cold, maybe cola with ice? :P
    Later something stronger.. ;)
     
  10. Abbey

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    Can I have something other than Orange Juice. Pleeaaaaaase?

    It's a migraine trigger but I'm not 18 yet :(
     
  11. mcmasterdonia

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    This is far more classy than Scandigrad's old watering hole. We have everything you need

    Of course, Auri. *offers coke*
     
  12. Iro

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    [me] will take a suicide, please. And umbrella.
     
  13. Ravenna

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    A suicide?..
     
  14. mcmasterdonia

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    [me] grabs IRO and throws him out the door
     
  15. DRUK

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    Coors Light? ;)
     
  16. Iro

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    It's a mix of all drinks. Honestly, have you EVER drank?
     
  17. DRUK

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    I kinda meant start off with Coors Light.
     
  18. Democratic Donkeys

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    :lol:
     
  19. Ravenna

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    Actually, I know, I just love to tease people like you, sweetie.
    Be careful what you drink, it's not always safe ;)

    Besides, I'm not a native English speaker - honestly I don't know all your special words and terms.
    -XOXO
     
  20. Govindia

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    May I buy a drink for you ma'am ? :)
     
  21. Ravenna

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    Gov, do you want me to be drunk?
     
  22. mcmasterdonia

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    We also have a a great menu! Order anything you like :)
     
  23. Scandigrad

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    [me] walks in and takes a look around. Overhearing the conversation, he walks over and takes a seat.

    Speaking in a thick Latin American accent, "Aye, it's true senor. But my tavern has the character your cervecería can only dream of.

    Anyway, I'll have a domestic ale and a Bratwurst."
     
  24. Govindia

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    Nah, just wondering if you wanted any drink. I'd get you one :)
     
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    Hey Mate,
    That's me wife.
     
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  26. Biyah

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    *Snickers

    Booze is good though.
     
  27. Democratic Donkeys

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    S'alright *hiccup*
     
  28. Fitzgerald

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    Sadly it seems that I cannot upload my avatar due the side restrictions and I cannot use a photobucket link to do so either. Help?
     
  29. mcmasterdonia

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    Hitting on peoples spouses, is fully encouraged in this bar.

    Indeed it is. Can I get you anything to drink Biyah?

    I think only one more drink for you tonight DD. One more bottle that is.

    Unusual request for a tavern! Perhaps get a smaller avatar :P Or resize it on your computer.
     
  30. Fitzgerald

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    Apologies, didn't know where else to say it.

    So how fairs everyone? :P
     
  31. Fitzgerald

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    Ah who am I kidding? I'm too much of a drunk German to be respectable.

    *breaks out massive keg of a German brew*
     
  32. DRUK

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    Is there a way to get you really, really drunk?
     
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    Can I have a lovely alcoholic drink that doesn't taste of alcohol at all?

    *curls up on some lovely pillows in a corner*
     
  34. mcmasterdonia

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    Of course you may Eras!


    Have a Vodka Cruizer: [​IMG]
     
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    HEEE it's pink!
     
  36. mcmasterdonia

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    We have a full range of colours! Including purple :w00t:

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  37. Democratic Donkeys

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    Looks great! I'll have one! Of each! Thank you!
     
  38. mcmasterdonia

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    :w00t: of course you can! Luckily as they are what we australians call "lolly water" or if you prefer to be american "candy water", you can come back for as many as you like!

    If you drink lots and swap colours! Rainbow vomit! How creative is that?? :D
     
  39. Democratic Donkeys

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    May I have an order of french fried per-taters?
     
  40. mcmasterdonia

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    Of course you may. In my country we call them Chips, but no matter. They are beer battered oil sticks, enjoy!

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