Nessuno
Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)
- Pronouns
- Snek
- TNP Nation
- Territorio di Nessuno
- Discord
- Nessie
He's Not here, Why don't you call him?*walks in* where's McM? I made a new and improved friendship bracelet for him...
He's Not here, Why don't you call him?*walks in* where's McM? I made a new and improved friendship bracelet for him...
Um... I can give it to him for you, I'm totally not going to keep it for myself, I am very trustworthy*walks in* where's McM? I made a new and improved friendship bracelet for him...
Don't you read the sign?Um... I can give it to him for you, I'm totally not going to keep it for myself, I am very trustworthy
So if you just give it to me, you'll be sure that it'll reach McM in no time at all...
Sure!Howdy, pardner
Can I get some of that famous TNP rum?
Silly head! You're one of my good friends, so you get one too!Um... I can give it to him for you, I'm totally not going to keep it for myself, I am very trustworthy
So if you just give it to me, you'll be sure that it'll reach McM in no time at all...
What sign?Don't you read the sign?
"Don't give anything to Aerilia"
I am? oh yes of course I am, best friend, yes you know me so well.Silly head! You're one of my good friends, so you get one too!
*hands you a rainbow friendship bracelet* For Arelia, who let the bread live with him and always gives me hugs! *hugs*
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Wait what?!What sign?
Also, before I forget your signs missing. I have absolutely no clue where it went.
I am? oh yes of course I am, best friend, yes you know me so well.
Thanks!
May I have another one? or is one enough?
Well one second a sign was there warning people not to give me anything, then the next second it disappears out of no where, it was a real shame I was just about to spray paint it tooWait what?!
Well one second a sign was there warning people not to give me anything, then the next second it disappears out of no where, it was a real shame I was just about to spray paint it too
I think you have a slight problem with robbers.No spray paint here, don't you see the…
*Notes the missing sign.
Whatever...
Yeah sure.I think you have a slight problem with robbers.
Anyways may I have a shot of milk please.
CheersYeah sure.
*Prepares it and serves it to you with the tail.
Sure!helloooo can I have coffee!!
Coffee will help actually.Only if you help us in our quest in the counting wars against Fiji...
That is actually a paradox.the koalas march through the bar holding signs that appear to have been spray painted over, and read: NO MORE SIGNS!
NessieNessieNessieNessieNessie where are my hugs???Sure!
*Prepares it and hands it to you with the tail.
Coffee will help actually.
That is actually a paradox.
You didn't ask for themNessieNessieNessieNessieNessie where are my hugs???
It doesn't fit here.If Arietti got a hug, then where is my iron throne?
Can't we just renovate the place so it can fit here?It doesn't fit here.
Good food.What food?
What do you mean? tis is more then new!Can't we just renovate the place so it can fit here?
Eucalyptus?Good food.
Eeeehhhh….ok?*walks in with massive boombox on shoulder playing All Star at ear-destroying levels*
You read my mind.Eucalyptus?
But there is hardy any natural light, plus where are the golden sloth statues?What do you mean? tis is more then new!
You read my mind.
Of course there isn't, the windows are closed.But there is hardy any natural light, plus where are the golden sloth statues?
Oh he has? well a photo is good enough for me then.Of course there isn't, the windows are closed.
Why? This a bar Not a sanctuarium.
Plus He's got a photo on the wall.
Yep, the TNP hall of fame.Oh he has? well a photo is good enough for me then.
Hmm... it does sound like a good idea.Yep, the TNP hall of fame.
Wait a sec....is that an idea?
A TNP hall of fame.Hmm... it does sound like a good idea.
But just to bee sure, can you tell me what you're thinking?
Nice, that is a good idea and you can have my picture which is twice the size of everyone else's.A TNP hall of fame.
With pics from the most notorious TNPer's avatars
Sure!A non-alcoholic beer is fine, thanks