Tommatito
TNPer
oh hello nessie! Thank you!Sure!
*Hands it to you with the tail*
oh hello nessie! Thank you!Sure!
*Hands it to you with the tail*
You're welcomeoh hello nessie! Thank you!
Are you sure you don't prefer a bottle of water?Tap water pls....
Sure!May I have a cold mocha please?
yes a merry Christmas to everyone!
I'll take a beer if i may.
Depends by your age :pOh, and can I have a straight shot of vodka?
I am 21 thank you very muchDepends by your age :p
23Depends by your age :p
I am 21 thank you very much
Right then.
Tell me your age first.-Walks up and sits on an open bar stool-
"Bar Keep please pour me a glass of scotch"
And what is?Bring me some Heichter if there’s any
And what is?
Oh well, we don't have It. But I Can order.Ninhundish National Drink 34% alcohol content
Sure!Any chance I can supply the bar with Democratuan Coffee at my expense?
Then we shall begin supplying you immediatelySure!
Sure!Can I supply myself with Remnantian Fireball with only the greatest amounts of Burn Dust sprinkled into it?
Nice!Then we shall begin supplying you immediately
Mouth is actually on fire.Sure!
Want to cool down with Democratuan iced coffee?Mouth is actually on fire.
This is fine.Want to cool down with Democratuan iced coffee?
Well of course, it's a bar after all.Wait is there a age limit to order alcohol here?
...And what is that age?Well of course, it's a bar after all.
Oh uhm….18?...And what is that age?
Good...Oh uhm….18?
Wasn't a supporter of the Tsar?Good...
A white russian please, also what is a white Russian?
Not sure, but if it's good for throwing it in the face of someone then I'll take twoWasn't a supporter of the Tsar?
Aahh, you mean a Molotov cocktail.Not sure, but if it's good for throwing it in the face of someone then I'll take two
Sure!May I have some steak?
Sure!Would you happen to have non-dairy egg nog? I'm feeling quite festive. *puts up Christmas lights around the door to the bar*
I'm doing steaks, want some?Can I have a whole cow? I'm feeling peckish.
Sure, do it.*adorns the inside of the bar with Christmas and Hannukah decorations, so as to include everyone*