The North Pacific Bar and Grill

Oh you have that too, thanks. I'll get to work on making it methanol.

Here have a cookie, TNP is a delightful place, I'm mostly from the RMB side of things.
 
And ethylene glycol and hydrogen cyanide and- you weren't supposed to know that.

What even counts as on-topic in these threads anyway?
 
Cyanide?! Woah, i heard Franz Ferdinand, archduke of the Austro-Hungarian Empire! I guess i'll give it to him while he's at Sarajevo, Bosnia on July, 1914!
 
Generally I have cookies with just water with universal indicator in it. Why? Because the second you see the wrong colour you know it's poisoned. The downside is you need dialysis every time you drink it.
 
Finally I found the TNP bar and grill.

I will take one surf and turf (the meat medium well) and some craft beer.

Oh and someone say cookie ONE more time...
 
Well you want to fight then lets fight *slams glass against your head knocking you out and I steal your wallet
 
Now now, I'd hate to make a mess out of this. But as long as you don't attack me, you should be fine.

I'm just going to drink this methanol now.
 
Hey Kyoki Chudoku. Muh economy is larger than ever

1,180,000,000,000 divided among 18,000,000 citizens.

I am covering the bills of every visitors meal until... NEXT WEEK! <Fires Golden, jewel-encrusted gun shooting NSD 100 bills to keep things real>
 
I have made a quick cocktail just for this.

Dom perigon or some vintage champagne

A bit of blue curacao

Some sparkling homemade tonic water using dry ice and water from an ancient water spring used by my family, undisturbed and guarded for the existence of China itself and solely believed that drinking it gives wealth and fortune to its consumer

A stuffed olive with an anchor-shaped toothpick

And most importantly some flakes of edible gold to season it

I call it the "North Pacifican Elixir of Success"

The top of the drink miraculously looks like the TNP logo.

It was making a cocktail to a new level. I could only make one, tasted it and wished I photographed cos IT WAS PERFECT.
 
I also did the initiative to ship in world class ingredients so that whatever food you order it would be top notch. I am not sparing any expense ! THIS IS DEMOCRACY DAY !!!
 
I just drank a Iced, Half Caff, Ristretto, Venti, 4-Pump, Sugar Free, Cinnamon, Dolce Soy Skinny Latte from Starbucks and using a gaming computer with autocorrect to type this. I feel the Power !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Malayan Singapuran:
I just drank a Iced, Half Caff, Ristretto, Venti, 4-Pump, Sugar Free, Cinnamon, Dolce Soy Skinny Latte from Starbucks and using a gaming computer with autocorrect to type this. I feel the Power !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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