Amusing TGs

The Most Serene Republic of Kramistan
Received: 16 minutes agoHow do I make it so you're no longer my UN delegate?

Your last two votes in the UN lead me to believe you're a U.S. reich wing Bush harboring America hater.
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I'm giving this to the people. Since you tell me how to vote and I give no input, this is obviously directed at the people of TNP. :lol:
 
And untrue on top of that. Seriously, I score a -10/-10 on the PC, and I've never felt uncomfortable with the political climate in our region. If anything, I'd be less surprised if he'd accused us all of being leftist - especially given his language ability that smacks more of redneck than educated commie pinko. :lol:

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That aside, "how do I make it so you're no longer my UN delegate" is precious.

"Wait a few days" sounds like a good course of action. :yes:
 
I've never met an exceptionally well educated communist. I have, however, met communists who had unearned hubris coupled with cynicism leading others to believe they were intelligent.
 
Ya. I think we are dealing with a run of the mill leftist who needs a few lessons in grammar and a large heaping of egotism...then he'll fit right in NS.

*imagines other leftists eyerolling*
*imagines see the eyerole thing and not finding it funny*
*imagines them find it at least my ability to look in the future mildy humourous*
 
*Former English Colony giggles

The Queendom of Angelline
Received: 8 hours agoI'm just curious as to who you are. You're a fairly new nation, but you seem so...so understanding and um....well knowledgable.

Thank you for your support whoever you are.
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I am a newbie. Hear me rawr!
:lol:
 
You have 6.5 billion citizens. I was about to comment on how incomprehensibly vast Angelline must be to view you as "fairly new", but then I checked and saw she has 7 million. An error of scale...
 
I heard this one through the grapevine:

Great Bights Father
The wife is trying to revenge Great Bight's memory, when he used to make nations 'walk the plank' every night as he booted 100s of nations out of The North Pacific.

I am concerned that your endorsement to her will allow her to achieve our sons revenge. I love her dearly, but I have to ask you to remove your endorsement before she wreaks havoc on The North Pacific.

Our familly has caused enough trouble here. I am sorry. It is in the genes. Please remove your endorsement to me wife before it is too late.
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I'm trying to decide which is worse, "the wife" or "me wife." :greatbight:
 
Girl howdy, I wonder how effective those will be. Those of us that actually remember Great Bight know who you are...

Ludicrous.
 
I found it! Here's a pic of Great Bights Grandma:
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Hello comrade,

I’m Evil Wolf, Commander-In-Chief and the Second founder of Lone Wolves United, and I want to invite you to join us. Whether you are interested in becoming a distinguished journalist, a feared and respected invader, a skilled diplomat, or just want to hang out and take part in a very active community, Lone Wolves United can give you what you want and would love to welcome you. Please consider my offer and if you have any questions about Lone Wolves United or NationStates in general don't hesitate to ask.

To join Lone Wolves United just click on "The World" in the left-hand bar. Then type "Lone Wolves United" into the "Find Region" box and click on "Move Your Nation to Lone Wolves United".

You may find our forums at: LWU.raiderheaven.com

Thank you for your time Comrade.
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Received by one of my puppets....hmm....should I tell them who minid is a puppet of...or should I join the LWU.... :lol:
 
Scardino generally doesn't send recruitment telegrams to The North Pacific. Apparently Evil Wolf is somewhat less respectful of our region.

I suggest you join LWU again and gut it like a fish.
 
By Order of the Founder of DoomsVille, The Republic of Fang Order, the following message has been sent sent to the Great Delegate of The North Pacific.

Out Founder, The Republic of Fang Order requests a list of your first ten to twenty Head of Intelligence nations, so we may check the background of one of our nations and make it valid.

Thank You

Sincerely,
Emissary of DoomsVille, Blood Order
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Unfortunately, we only have one Head of Intelligence, who only goes by "your mother".
 
I have a puppet named "Baghdad Burning" (yes, in tribute to the Iraqi blog of the same name), which received the following TG from somebody I'd never heard of:

hey [engage in reproduction] you [rectal cavity]. suck my american [male reproductive organ] you douche bag. i hope you go to hell for making america look bad, [block of firewood/homosexual slur]
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I censored out the bad stuff because IF might not like this kind of language.

The sender had already been deleted by the time I read the TG, robbing me of the satisfaction of calling modly wrath on him.
 
I got this one today and it made my day:
Hey, man. Are you bored with responsibility? Yes? Then maybe you should remove your country from the role of UN delegate and hand it over to the Mighty Peoples of Lebostrana.
The North Pacific will be better off in our hands.
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:rofl:
 
Emperor Matthuis:
*Emperor Matthuis is impressed by the sender's sutle tactics.
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What tactics? Surely the sender had no ulterior motives, he just wanted to do GBM a favor by relieving her of this responsibility.

I mean, I'd have gone with it. Wouldn't you? My time is completely taken up by conducting business with terminally ill Nigerian relatives I didn't know I had; I don't have time to do delegating.

:rofl:
 
Maybe they pick on me because I'm number one but I don't understand these two telegrams at all.

The Kingdom of Kidshouse
Received: 56 minutes ago House shoes , big butts, new clothes, pools, arms, paper, water, books, kids, house, EMPEROR, haha movies, keys, so much more!!! bangum baby!
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The Borderlands of Bangumbaby
Received: 60 minutes ago you are weurddddesg bdx xdzfrje fag
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@ Eluvatar, that wasn't me.
 
Great Bights Mum:
I got this one today and it made my day:
Hey, man. Are you bored with responsibility? Yes? Then maybe you should remove your country from the role of UN delegate and hand it over to the Mighty Peoples of Lebostrana.
The North Pacific will be better off in our hands.
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:rofl:
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Lebostrana:
GOOD PEOPLES OF THE NORTH PACIFIC
As many of you are aware, the salty dogs of great bights mum is a rather questionable choice for our great regions delegate. Not that I do not like them, they are a great addition to the North Pacific, but wouldn't it be safer to elect a less wild, more sober nation as your delegate? Yes? Then endorse LEBOSTRANA today, and we will rise above all outside threats, and the whole world will bow to our great, NORTH PACIFIC WAY OF LIFE!!

Thank you for your time.
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Looks like someone has stepped up their campaign...

Although I never realised GBM was wild and drunk. :toast:
 
I've had a bit of bantering with him. He said when he takes charge he will make me eat glass. I told him as long as the glass has rum in it... :jack:
 
To continue the story:

RMB:
LEBOSTRANA DEMANDS JUSTICE

The UN telegrammed me two hours ago to tell me I have more than one UN nation, which is not, repeat, IS NOT true. This is a mess-up of dangerous proportions which could eventually lead to the deletion of an innocent nation. Am I the ONLY one who will not stand for this injustice? Or has this hapenned to anyone else in the past? Or are there no DECENT nations here in the North pacific who will help thier own?
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