Amusing TGs

TRR Reporter:
Hello. A question from TRR Press. Our research suggests that ideologically the legislature has shifted towards the right. Do you have any explanations for this shift? Also, we were wondering whether you were concerned about The North Pacific going in a raider-leaning direction in the future?
~ TRR.
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The Grand Duchy of Egal:
Your Excellency-

As I, the Grand Duke of Egal, was bonn on planet Earth in the lovely city of Boston, I very much suppot your great nation's policy of "No Freaking R Having".

Please accept my personal endossment as a show of thanks, not only foah your nation's endossment of Egal, but also foah building yoah nation upon such a noble principle.

Regahds,and peace be upon you and yoah people,

Andreas Paulus, Grand Duke of Egal
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mcmasterdonia:
TRR Reporter:
Hello. A question from TRR Press. Our research suggests that ideologically the legislature has shifted towards the right. Do you have any explanations for this shift? Also, we were wondering whether you were concerned about The North Pacific going in a raider-leaning direction in the future?
~ TRR.
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Why is this being called TRR Reporter? It's clearly Unibot.
 
Milograd:
mcmasterdonia:
TRR Reporter:
Hello. A question from TRR Press. Our research suggests that ideologically the legislature has shifted towards the right. Do you have any explanations for this shift? Also, we were wondering whether you were concerned about The North Pacific going in a raider-leaning direction in the future?
~ TRR.
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Why is this being called TRR Reporter? It's clearly Unibot.
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Haha absolutely. That was the name of the nation though :P
 
McM, you Sir has received the best TG ever, I must say. If this is a game you probably already won.

A shame I don't keep the TG where a recruiter told me that he loved my flag (the generic aboriginal flag) and my motto (it was "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" as he wrote), as a lame way to please me.
 
Tannerland also offered to show me "mr lanky"

Given his pretitle was inappropriate, I am glad that the Mods deleted him before he decided to share it with me.

I also received:

The United States of Peace Republic of America
3 days 13 hours ago
Please do not be angry with me, for leaving the North Pacific I was just experimenting with the game so please don't be bitter. I created the mecklemburg islands and named them after the county where I am from.
Sincerely the Peace Republic Of America
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Clearly someone was afraid of my wrath :/
 
Lennart:
McM, you Sir has received the best TG ever, I must say. If this is a game you probably already won.

A shame I don't keep the TG where a recruiter told me that he loved my flag (the generic aboriginal flag) and my motto (it was "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" as he wrote), as a lame way to please me.
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I wondered how you thought up mottoes for all those puppets of yours.
 
The Commonwealth of Derpalicious:
Seconds ago
M is for Modest, humility is your virtue
C is for Chatty, so fun to talk to
M is for Magical, you make the impossible happen
A is for Affectionate, exuding warmth and tenderness
S is for Scintillating, you shine brilliantly
T is for Talented, gifted with ability
E is for Entertaining, a bundle of fun
R is for Reliable, a buddy you can count on
D is for Determined, able to stay the course
O is for Open-minded, able to consider new perspectives
N is for Nutty, full of wackiness
I is for Industrious, commited to your work
A is for Attentive, paying heed to others' needs
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Great Bights Mum:
Lennart:
McM, you Sir has received the best TG ever, I must say. If this is a game you probably already won.

A shame I don't keep the TG where a recruiter told me that he loved my flag (the generic aboriginal flag) and my motto (it was "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" as he wrote), as a lame way to please me.
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I wondered how you thought up mottoes for all those puppets of yours.
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hahah now you know. I've been giving away and letting CTE most of my puppets, though.
 
Xerithian Empire:
To: His Royal Highness, the Great King Ass

From: Doobie McToker - Minister of Foreign Affairs, Empire of Xerithian Empire.

Greetings and Salutations on behalf of His Imperial Majesty King Matt. As a token of friendship his majesty has authorized the export to you of 5 kilograms of his majestys personal cannabis stocks. A finer smoke cannot be found. In addition you are invited to attend El Dia de Diablo celebrations later this month.

Thank you for your kind offer of friendship and please enjoy the Trees.

-Doobie McToker
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Xerithian Empire:
Dear Sir

Per your request, his majesty has authorized the Imperial Navy to deliver relief munchies. 50,000 liters of Root beer, 25 tons of pretzels, 100,000 minicakes, and 250,000 Ice cream bars will arrive at your port on 10/18/13. Please enjoy these with his Majesty's compliments and friendship.

Doobie McToker
Newly Appointed Ambassador to The No freaking r having nation of Democratic Donkeys
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:lol:

Best endo tg exchange I have ever had. He is funny and more than ready to play along. :D
 
The Empire of Gambosia
5 hours ago
CAMPAIGN TO DECLARE MATERDONIA MASTER OF MACMASTERSDONIA
Fuck U "ASSHOLE". UR COUNTRY'S NAME SOUND MORE LIKE MASTERBATE. U XCOUNTRYS NAME SOUND COUNTRY IN NATIONSTATE SOUNDS LIKE U MASTERBATE ON UR REAL COUNTRYS FLAG . U ATE BURGER AT MACDONALD & LATER MASTERBATED IN IN MACDONALDS BATROOM I GUESS THAT HOW U NAMED UR COUNTRY IN NATION STATE. U SON OF A BITCH . U SUCKER . U MASTER OF MASTERBATION. U PERVERT.
SO I fOUNDER OF GAMBOSIA DECLARE U MASTER OF MASTERBATION
FUCKKK U
WITH LOVE ON BEHALF OF
WESTERN PACIFIC
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The United Socialist States of Xaraian
59 minutes ago
Will you please tell me if Avalon had any communication with anyone In this region this is utterly important that I know, we fear he and others are planning to invade my allied regions.
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The Dominion of Serryeryyzetrds
10 days ago
i'll kill you
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Nassckonia
9 hours ago
War Declaration!
The Republic of Nassckonia has declared war!
Mcmasterdonia is a hell, and good needs to stop it. mcmasterdonia needs to go! If you try and stop me, you Will regret it, if you dont try and stop me, you will regret it even more. if you have the guts to sign this declaration, you and i will go down in history. if you dont have the guts, i will contact ALL of you endorsers and humiliate you
 
Oh they TGd me earlier and asked how to run to be delegate. I responded professionally. Like I was a recruiter. Trying to do my duty to the region of welcoming what I thought to be a newcomer.

Didn't know they would be an ass.

Nassckonia
4 hours ago

Hi LibertarianLand, how do i make myself a candidate?
sincerely, Nassckonia
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Wired To ? Nassckonia
3 hours ago

Greetings! Nassckonia

Unfortunately the Nominations period for this election has just ended.

It was from May 1st at 0:00GMT to May 6th 0:00GMT. So it litterally just ended 24 hours ago.

We are now in the voting stages of electing the nominees now.

Never fear The North Pacific holds elections roughly every 4 months. This past month in April we held elections for Justices of the Court and Attorney General. This Month it is for Delegate, Vice Delegate, and Speaker of our Regional Assembly (the lawmaking body of TNP)

In August another election for Justices and Attorney General will occur. And in September we will have the delegates race again.

What you can do in the mean time is participate in the region. On the RMB(Regional Message Board) join our governmental offsite forum at http://forum.thenorthpacific.org and introduce yourself and participate with us. And join the IRC chat. To get involved in the Government request admittance to the RA the Regional Assembly. In order to run for an elected position you must be a member of the RA prior to nominations being taken up.

Interrested in military r/d roleplay? Sign up for The North Pacific Army (NPA).

Hope this helps.
Thanks!

The Armed Republic of The Democratic States of LibertarianLand
"Legalized Freedom"
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Must've not liked my answer, sorry about that!
 
Nassckonia
44 minutes ago

So how do you run? I want to run in four months. By the way would you mind becoming one of Nassckonia's allies?
Sincerely, President of Nassckonia
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MY REPLY:
Wired To ? Nassckonia
1 minute ago

I explained in my last telegram how to run.
Be in the regional assembly. And when election nominations start, accept someones nomination of you or declare candidacy.

As far as being allies, I try to be friendly with all nations. However I am disheartened at the disrepect you show our current delegate The Delightful Delegate of McMasterdonia

"Nassckonia
9 hours ago
War Declaration!
-snip-"

I think you should aplogize.
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