Amusing TGs

The Kingdom of Cianor
Received: 89 minutes agoi have a belly-button

:rofl:
I'm not sure whether to reply back or not.
Kinky. I think he's hitting on you.



Mind if I have a chat with him?
I anticipate Cianor's reply to this beauty.

I hear you've been messing with FEC. She said you were saying some things that could be easily considered sexual harassment. Now, I know you're a n00b and all so you might not quite understand how this game goes but if I find out you've been harassing my girl again and sending her all these messages about your "bellybutton" I'll see to it that your time in NationStates is nothing short of hell.

Have a nice day.

:rofl:

Also, I don't know why but I get messages in French all the time telling me they are relieved to find somebody who is French because they don't know English and are very "griefed" coming into this game. Luckily, some knowledge of Spanish and Italian mean I can read French well enough but... "Fedele" is Italian... or is it French, too?
 
I hear you've been messing with FEC. She said you were saying some things that could be easily considered sexual harassment. Now, I know you're a n00b and all so you might not quite understand how this game goes but if I find out you've been harassing my girl again and sending her all these messages about your "bellybutton" I'll see to it that your time in NationStates is nothing short of hell.

Have a nice day.
Fedele! You idiot! :fish: :fish: :fish: :fish: :fish:
 
*sigh* if I had known that the way to Eras' heart was via the belly button the history of this game might have been very different. :blush:
 
I love his reply. Not only do I love it because of its uncalled for vulgarity, but also because, if I were the type to report it, he would be deleted.


Cianor:
go fuck urself u sad son of a bitch

Me:
I'm sorry but I couldn't quite make that out. Perhaps if you form it into a coherent sentence and reduce the number of vulgarities I will be have a better understanding of what you're trying to say.


Alright, I'm done with the poor kid. I put him on my ignore list.
 
I once asked a spammer who told me to fuck myself how exactly this could be done, since I could not reach.

He never did reply.
 
I received this telegram yesterday from the nation of Dereanta. It read as follows:

Dereanta:
"Greetings fellow member of The North Pacific,

I am writing to ask you to remove your endorsement from Former English Colony in order to help free your region from the dictatorial rule that it is currently under. TNP is your region, wouldn't you like to have a say in how it is run?

Are you aware that Former English Colony only listens to 14 nations at the most out of this region of over 5000 nations, containing over 750 UN nations, before casting her vote carrying your name and your endorsement on a UN resolution? More recently, she only listened to 5 of you, and voted 3 days early. Did she ask if you agreed with vote taken in your name? No. Did she ask if she could vote on the resolution early and therefore forfeit your opinion for you? No.

Your nation is now forced to abide by UN rules that Former English Colony voted on due to your endorsement. We believe that you should no longer have to put up with this.

When FEC was elected into the Delegacy, she won with 23 out of 25 votes. Only 25 out of over 6800 nations at the time got to vote on who their Delegate should be. Yet, Former English Colony and her inner circle who want to hold onto their power, claim that TNP is a democratic region.

TNP is your region, wouldn't you like to have a say in how it is run?

If you want more information before you remove your endorsement, please contact me and I will be more than happy to help.

Do not be afraid to stand up and say that you want your region back.

May your nation grow and prosper, and may you get the freedom that you deserve.

My response to this agitator was thus:

Teruchev:
Dear Dereanta,

I would like to clarify some assumptions you have posited in your recent telegram to me.

In a democracy, there are usually no provisions for mandatory voting.  This is especially the case in a fantasy game such as NationStates.  Participation, while it can be encouraged, cannot be enforced.

My nation, as a part of the Regional Assembly, endorsed the nomination of FEC a few months ago, and wholeheartedly supports her delegacy.  That said, my nation is also currently part of the Grand Jury reviewing evidence for a potential impeachment trial against said delegate, and has decided in an unbiased manner that these charges warrant a trial to resolve the matter.

Returning to the discussion of participation, my nation makes a point of telegramming the delegate, whoever he or she may be at the time, to place our vote on the UN resolution of the day.  It is beyond the control of FEC, as well as delegates past and the delegate that succeeds her, to increase the number of nations that vote on any given UN resolution.  Furthermore, this is a situation that is not unique to any one particular feeder region.

So, to answer your question regarding whether or not the delegate solicited and received my opinion on said matter, the answer is clearly yes.  With respect to the matter of the delegate voting on a UN resolution early, I contacted FEC about the matter and she assured me that this is done only temporarily and her vote ultimately reflects the will of the region.  Upon monitoring the situation, I found her assurances were valid.

With respect to your comments on the number of TNP nations that voted to elect FEC, I believe my earlier comments have already addressed your concerns.

Regarding your comments on the "inner circle" that you claim adminsters TNP, this again is a matter of participation.  The "inner circle" you speak of is a group of dedicated individuals who devote countless hours administering this region.  I am grateful to their efforts, for it is a task I would not undertake, and, judging by the level of activity by the vast majority of TNP residents I have seen in my 18 months in NS, it is a task that few others undertake.

While my participation in TNP is middling at best, I feel far from powerless with respect to "how my region is run".  As such, I respectfully decline your request to withdraw my endorsement of the current TNP UN delegate FEC. 

Sincerely,

Steve Perry, GCRC,
President, Republic of Teruchev.
 
The Federation of New Galaxia
Received: 4 minutes agoYou should be ashamed at the utter cestruction of your country. I spit on your hand in friendship.

And, upon trying to send a reply, they've blocked me. :rofl: So I returned the favor. We shall never have to speak again.
 
The Free Land of Gossamer Cornweb
Received: 2 hours agoGreetings kind and gentle nation,

I have recently become a member of your region and more recently, the United Nations.

As such, I have given you my endorsement. I wish to make allies in this great region and also, by giving you me endorsement, I am helping to make our region even stronger.

As a token of good will, please also accept a unicorn from our nation. May this rare and majestic creature provide your nation with great strength and wisdom.

Best wishes,
The kind and peaceful people of Gossamer Cornweb.

Note the bold.....
 
Everyone knows that Unicorns will only go to people who are virgins. Personally, as the father of four children, could have been a bit insulted at the implications of that.
 
Everyone knows that Unicorns will only go to people who are virgins. Personally, as the father of four children, could have been a bit insulted at the implications of that.
And Gossamerweb seems to have lots of unicorns to give away.....hmmm.....
 
For the sheer randomness
The Sunset Soaked Land of Pacifist Ducks
Received: 32 minutes agohi!!!!

this is Pacifist ducks a fellow region founder and i just wanna say im sorry that the lexicon wants to declare war on u. being pacifist ducks an' all i kinda find war pointless so i just want TNP to know that they have my support!

PD

And check out their flag :w00t: http://www.nationstates.net/33632/page=dis...=pacifist_ducks
 
JAL in his attempt to be funny
The Most Serene Republic of Avril Lavigne Land
Received: 51 minutes agoGreetings!

Delegate and Vice Delegate elections are coming up soon in the North Pacific, so I am inviting you to vote. In order to vote, please join our Regional Assembly here before August 1st (the date on which elections begin):

http://z13.invisionfree.com/TNP/index.php?showtopic=1403

Before voting, you may read the campaigns of those running for Delegate and Vice delegate here:

http://z13.invisionfree.com/TNP/index.php?showforum=55

Others are running for Prime Minister and other Cabinet level positions, so feel free to vote in those too. I hope this has been informative for you.

-Minister of Communications Avril Lavigne Land
 
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