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Heal within seconds. If I can't feel pain I won't know if I'm injured.

Everyone within earshot can hear what you're thinking, or you can here what everyone in earshot is thinking BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE IT STOP.
 
Powerful but disliked, since then I'd have the power to make myself more liked.

Gifted but unnoticed or Talentless and noticed by everyone?
 
Wilkshire:
Sunny but cold would be more cheerful I think.

Be President/Prime Minister of your country or win an Olympic Gold Medal?
Hey there, old guy.

Gifted but unnoticed.

Made to read the Sunday Comics every week or made to listen to unfunny comics every Sunday?
 
Read the Sunday comics. Easiest choice ever. I'm also old enough to remember when that was a thing.

Save an over-populated baby seal or an endangered crocodile?
 
Blackshear:
Read the Sunday comics. Easiest choice ever. I'm also old enough to remember when that was a thing.

Save an over-populated baby seal or an endangered crocodile?
Save the seal, because they're cuter.

Live under the Islamic State or Kim Jung-un?
 
Kim Jong-un. North Korea seems less likely to collapse then the Islamic State, so I'd feel safer there. (All relative, of course.)

Be dictator of a small nation or minor politician of a large nation?
 
Sweden was what my brain immediately said. Both are good choices really, and honestly, aside from language, I can't really distinguish between the two if you put me in either of them. I did have a friend who is Swedish, so there's that. There's also Swedish meatballs. Can't go wrong there. I also feel like Swedes cut their hair more than Nords, and while I enjoy good heads of hair, the Nords' hairstyles might not be to my liking. Norway, though, I've seen some pretty pictures. And they have a nice prison system, in case I commit any crimes. But my instinct, my intuition said Sweden, so I will choose Sweden.

Sweden or Denmark?
 
*sigh*... Beauty. Do I get to keep my current level of smartness, or do I have to be dumb and beautiful? I'd rather keep my current intellect and be beautiful, but I'll still take beauty if it means becoming ignorant...

Live in a house you like in a place you don't or live in a place you like in a house you don't?
 
I... honestly don't know the difference. I feel like a kayak is smaller, and would be easier for me to operate by myself, which is how I would use either of them since I have no friends, so I choose kayak.

Death by drowning or death by strangulation?
 
Drowning, I wouldn't be forced to death yet I'd still get the same hallucinations 0_o

death by falling or death by electrocution?
 
Light. Dark chocolate has a bitter edge edge to it and lacks the oral ecstasy of it's milkier cousin!

The Munsters or The Addams Family?
 
I recognize only the Addams Family, so I choose them.

Insane and loved but too insane to notice, or sane and unloved and very much aware of how unloved you are?
 
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