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Anywhere in the world and back. Any planet would probably mean my instant death from heat, cold, oxygen deprivation, any combination of the above or other toxic environments for humans :P

Have to continually listen to construction noises outside of your house every day for the rest of your life or at your workplace every day for the rest of your career, no matter the field or if you switch jobs.
 
Outside work would be just fine... plus it'd make a lot of sense at my job.

Publicly be the reason for everyone's success in your state but never be compensated for this fact in any meaningful way, or skim off everyone's success in your state and no one ever finds out.
 
Too cold. I hate the heat.

Be able to hold your breath for ten times longer than everyone else or be able to see ten times further than everyone else?
 
Neither. Coke if I had to, but hopefully in a rum & coke :P

Live the rest of your life in Toronto, Canada or New York, USA?
 
Let someone die to save myself. I don't even really care who, I just want to live. If I was like 70, I'd pick the other.

I'll ask Arag's unanswered question, Football or American Football?
 
Football... Was invented first, has a bigger following and requires a hell of a lot more than just speed and strength.

Cricket or Baseball?
 
Good lord. Donald.

Have all the lights in the room which you are currently in stop working for one hour, or have the device you are reading this on stop working for one minute?
 
wow :P that's a very difficult choice.. hmmmm

Be largely known on NS for REALLY bad things or be not known at all for doing AMAZING things?
 
Sorry, I always forget to post the second parts!

Largely known for really bad things. I don't mind playing the villain, and maybe I'm a bit of an egotist.

Be well known for being egotistical, or be well known for being rude?
 
Fiction! I read to escape reality! Er, wait... but I like history books, and I hate realistic fiction... uhn, this is hard choose! Non-Fiction! Give me my history!

Read a very dry history book or a very cliché romance novel?
 
dry history, at least I'd learn something from it

Be forced to listen to the music you hate the most for twelve hours straight on full volume in a locked room with no windows or eat the food you dislike the most once every day for the next two months?
 
The food I dislike, because it's not a black site torture method.

A chimp with human intelligence that has to communicate like a chimp, or a human with chimp intelligence?
 
A chimp with human intelligence.

Have the ability to make anyone say something or have the ability to make anyone see something.
 
Like, to visually see physical objects or to see abstract concepts with clarity? I need more information!

Larry David as Bernie Sanders, or Will Ferrell as George W?
 
Will Ferrel, funnier in my opinion

Be the best football manager of all time or be the best football player?
 
Manager, man. Players don't have 30 year careers. Neither do mangers these days, I suppose...

Wistful nostalgia or fatalistic realism?
 
Wistful nostalgia, I love when old memories come back to haunt my soul.

Have the ability to pause and reverse time or have the ability to remember EVERYTHING that has ever happened to you.
 
Burnt. Better anything than drowning.

You are either: forever a foreigner in a foreign land, unable to know what is being said or living your life like now, except you're deaf & mute?
 
foreigner, I could learn the language.

be able to heal yourself within seconds or not feel pain at all.
 
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