Blatant Lies About The Above Poster

Hookogi

TNPer

• Feb 6, 2006

• #81

^^^^^
made love to The Prime Minister of Canada (liberal one not the new one) ....I must say that Paul Martin feller was quite tasty

(mmmmmm cattle)

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Feb 7, 2006

• #82

^ Does not like what appear to be anti-aircraft cannon on US aircraft carriers.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 7, 2006

• #83

^actually lives in Charlotte, NC

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Feb 16, 2006

• #84

Consideres the word "shiznit" a term of endearment

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 17, 2006

• #85

^is in actuality the NBC peacock

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Feb 17, 2006

• #86

Has had a strong, burning desire for the emoticon

 

Apollo-Industria

TNPer

• Feb 17, 2006

• #87

/ is Bill Clinton's lacky

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 21, 2006

• #88

^is actually sane

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Feb 21, 2006

• #89

^ wants me. So bad.

 

Flemingovia

TNPer

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• Feb 21, 2006

• #90

^ still has fantasies about me in darth vader underpants.


(oops. this was supposed to be a "blatant lies" thread, wasn't it!)

 

Sirixis

TNPer

• Feb 21, 2006

• #91

^ is really a 12-year-old French girl.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Feb 21, 2006

• #92

^ MC Grand Moff Tarkin

 

Sirixis

TNPer

• Feb 22, 2006

• #93

^ wears crocheted underpants.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Feb 22, 2006

• #94

^ Is incorrect

 

Flemingovia

TNPer

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• Feb 22, 2006

• #95

^ keep jelly fish in his bathtub.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Feb 22, 2006

• #96

^ Lives in Oklahoma and owns four dogs and an entire arsenal of guns. Like father, and his father's father before him. He also watches Nascar enthusiastically.

 

Flemingovia

TNPer

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• Feb 22, 2006

• #97

^ before surgery, used to be a truck driver named Simon. Her mother has still not adjusted to this

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 23, 2006

• #98

^is actually one of the Budweiser lizards who are out of work now...I miss those guys!

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Feb 23, 2006

• #99

^ Drinks listerine.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 23, 2006

• #100

Drinks Zima^

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Feb 24, 2006

• #101

^ likes busty, leggy blondes. For dinner.

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Feb 26, 2006

• #102

Makes me wish I were bilingual

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Feb 27, 2006

• #103

Makes me wish I were 4 years younger.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 27, 2006

• #104

^Makes me wish I didn't feel so dirty

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Feb 27, 2006

• #105

^ adores T-mobile.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 27, 2006

• #106

^in love with Veebs....no wait....another blantant lie foiled. Damn!

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Feb 27, 2006

• #107

^'s in love with Hillary Duff.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 27, 2006

• #108

^is actually an Ore-Ida Tater Tot

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Feb 27, 2006

• #109

^ Is actually half a Granny's(tm) Apple Pie.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 27, 2006

• #110

^lives out of a shopping cart with 59 cats

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 27, 2006

• #111

^ will be luging for Kazakhstan in the next Winter Olympics.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Feb 28, 2006

• #112

^'s favorite singer is Judy Garland.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 28, 2006

• #113

^is actually living on Gilligan's Island

 

Flemingovia

TNPer

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #114

^ Is yet another one of Tresville's puppets.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 28, 2006

• #115

^ functionally illiterate.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Mar 3, 2006

• #116

^ dips his pickle chips in strawberry jam.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Mar 3, 2006

• #117

^enjoys drinking pickle juice

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Mar 3, 2006

• #118

^ licks frogs in his spare time.

 

Flemingovia

TNPer

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• Mar 3, 2006

• #119

^ Is a Jehovah's Witness goupie. He does not knock on any doors he just stands at the gate and applauds.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Mar 3, 2006

• #120

^ is confident of my femininity.