Blatant Lies About The Above Poster

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #41

^ A member of Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #42

Hey, that's not a lie.


^ has three and a half legs.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #43

^ has nowhere near 15 grands worth of posts

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #44

^ totally does.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #45

Is frighteningly scary

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #46

^ is the ugliest thing on two legs.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #47

^ Eats paintballs for snacks

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #48

^ doesn't eat paintballs for snacks.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #49

^ True wit! lol

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #50

^ not more cool than DD.

 

Flemingovia

TNPer

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• Jan 31, 2006

• #51

^ got her inflated post count by sleeping with an admin.*



* and it wasn't me, Hers or Ananke. That just leaves Twoslit.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #52

EW!

^ was a crappy delegate. Mleh.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2006

• #53

^is really a turkey sandwich with mayo

 

Flemingovia

TNPer

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• Feb 1, 2006

• #54

^ actually supports the Detroit Red Wings

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2006

• #55

^has a secret Barney obsession

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Feb 1, 2006

• #56

^ is made of roboticized government cheese.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2006

• #57

^ Jabba's spitting image

 

Kumiko

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2006

• #58

^ enjoys having inappropriate relations with Ivan.

 

B

Byardkuria

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2006

• #59

^ is, in fact, filled with delicious Bavarian creme.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2006

• #60

^is a secret FBI agent

 

Flemingovia

TNPer

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• Feb 2, 2006

• #61

^ is a fire fetishist. He is attracted to the match in his sig, not the girl.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2006

• #62

^gets turned on at the sight of said match

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2006

• #63

^ Understands why Liz Phair has a lit match in her mouth

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2006

• #64

Actually I do. Makes her look sexier

^easily distracted by giant ants

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2006

• #65

^
Has discovered that it takes only a few hours to endotart all of TNP and plans to take the delegacy during the transition after elections.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2006

• #66

^ Has a woman's hands my lord

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2006

• #67

Doesn't want my body

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2006

• #68

^ Isn't scary

 

Flemingovia

TNPer

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• Feb 2, 2006

• #69

^ Enjoys Karioke. I have the photos.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2006

• #70

^ Has a hairnia, where all his hair gets weird

 

Kumiko

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2006

• #71

cheeky bumlooker

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2006

• #72

^ Starred in Big Fat Momma's House

 

100 Donuts

TNPer

• Feb 3, 2006

• #73

^ Is the most boring, plain person I ever met.

 

Flemingovia

TNPer

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• Feb 3, 2006

• #74

^ regularly engages in Karezza*


* see the word power thread.

 

Kumiko

TNPer

• Feb 3, 2006

• #75

^ absolutely evil cold-hearted bugger.

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Feb 6, 2006

• #76

Ivan's boyfriend

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Feb 6, 2006

• #77

^ Caped crusader

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Feb 6, 2006

• #78

Fully loaded

 

Hookogi

TNPer

• Feb 6, 2006

• #79

Is a spy for the russians and killed 007 (you bastard)

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Feb 6, 2006

• #80

Has plundered our city, raped our cattle, and stampeded our women