Blatant Lies About The Above Poster
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Blackshear
TNPer
^ is a descendent of the love-child of Vlad the Impaler and a time-travelling Florence Nightengale.
Democratic Donkeys
TNPer
^Is a killer cyborg from the future
Democratic Donkeys
TNPer
^Has better things to do
Democratic Donkeys
TNPer
^Knows that cross country is usually shortened to x-country. Not c-c
Democratic Donkeys
TNPer
^The most ripped guy in all the land
Democratic Donkeys
TNPer
^Could bend a steel girder
Democratic Donkeys
TNPer
^Has lots of friends.
edit: LOL
edit: LOL
Democratic Donkeys
TNPer
^Weak willed
Democratic Donkeys
TNPer
^Hates all the attention heaped on her by internet nerds
Democratic Donkeys
TNPer
^Hates music passionately.
Blackshear
TNPer
^ combs his beard with a fork.
Blackshear
TNPer
Not as blatant a lie as some in this topic. 
^ has a closet full of Huey Lewis-style suits.
^ has a closet full of Huey Lewis-style suits.
Blackshear
TNPer
^ after a failed attempt at American Idol, became the most popular singer in the history of Azerbaijan.
Democratic Donkeys
TNPer
^Is the most heartless person i've ever had the displeasure of knowing over the internet.
Blackshear
TNPer
^ deathly afraid to share his opinions publicly.
Democratic Donkeys
TNPer
^Once held the record for most relish eaten in a half hour period
Democratic Donkeys
TNPer
^Is the most transparent and honest person in the world. Has no secret reasons for being here.
Blackshear
TNPer
^ arrived in the North Pacific as the most transparent and honest person in the world with no secret reasons for being here then transmorgified into a willing tool of invaders and other nefarious baddies.
Democratic Donkeys
TNPer
^Licks frogs.
Blackshear
TNPer
^ was once voted Least Sexiest TNP male.
Democratic Donkeys
TNPer
^Has always easily resisted the allure of TNP
Blackshear
TNPer
^ doesn't know nothing about anything.
Democratic Donkeys
TNPer
^Is stupid