Campaign Against Spam Warning Center

Great....Gross...I think u have your official first Volunteer.

Omega, feel free to join us on IRC for the Spam busting or when u see us doing it in the RMB.
 
Darn nothing to report here

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No news is GREAT news. But we all know the spammers return ... like the red tide.

TAO is very excited that TNP is willing to field a team or teams dedicated to spam-busting. The RMB belongs to the region and not to the Userites who come here to lie and steal. And spam-busting, along with spam-logging, will keep the spammers honest (ie within the 24-hour rule). Limi set up a CommRanger forum some time back for spam logging. If anyone is interested, TAO has the URL and the forum would be open for spam-logging teams to make regional reports.

However, if MiniComm UK has other plans, TAO is willing to do whatever to help.
 
Conservative UK:
Hello,

I am a representative of The United Kingdom. We are a fast growing region and have numerous goals. We are based on the British Westminister Government. We would like to invite you to our region.

The UK as it is sometimes called is a constitutional monarchy region. We are proud supporters of democracy and have free elections. We also have our own forum, army, website, and online government.

The UK is a proud imperialist region that hopes to become an empire soon and have a great reputation of helping the regions rebuild from invasions. We are also defender regions which mean that we only fight regions if they have attacked our soil.

We also have a government. We currently have upcoming elections in the Senate and welcome all to participate and join a political party

So join this fast growing region.
1)Click on "The World" on the left of your screen
2)Under the "Find Region" bar type "The United Kingdom"
3)Click "Find Region"
4)Click on "Move______________to The United Kingdom

The United Kingdom-Licentia Parilitas Varietas
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I will be getting in contact with this nation in a few.

The World Union Puppet:
Greetings from the Nations of the region The World Union

We would like to invite you to our region The World Union. It is a region where all the members are respected equally and are free to voice their opinion. Socialism and Capitalism work together for a one goal unite all nations together. Freedom and being you is what counts the most.

If you're looking for a laid back atmosphere without the pressure other regions tend to place on you and a place where you are just not a Puppet or a number, our region will be the prefect place to be. And everybody has the chance to become what ever they want to be. A roll play is possible in our region.

Hope to welcome you to our region The World Union.

Join The World Union Today!
1, Press the 'World' button on the side menu.
2, At the bottom of the 'World' page type in ' The World Union ' in the 'Find region' box.
3, Press 'Enter'.
4, Then simply press 'Move [your nation] to The World Union '!
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Seems "The World Union Puppet" has disregarded my previous attempt at getting them to cease violating the 15 line rule. I sent them a telegram yesterday, stating it would be appreciated if they trim the ad, however with no response and clear intention to disregard our laws, I'm not sure what I can do.
 
If you could get them to stop including just this one part of the message ...
Join The World Union Today!
1, Press the 'World' button on the side menu.
2, At the bottom of the 'World' page type in ' The World Union ' in the 'Find region' box.
3, Press 'Enter'.
4, Then simply press 'Move [your nation] to The World Union '!
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... the world would be a much better place.

That would shave off a third of the spamminess and it would assume a more intelligent newb player resides in the region. (Intelligent newb players do reside in the region, don't they?)
 
U Public Service:
-----An Umbrella Corporation Message-----

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN WORKING FOR A CORPORATION, BUT AT THE SAME TIME RAIDING/DEFENDING REGIONS?

If you answered, "Yes", than the "Umbrella Corporation" is for you!

We are looking for People who are interested in the following:

-Special Forces
-Secret Services
-Intellignece
-Management

If you are interested in one of these fine, but abundant jobs; than join the "Umbrella Corporation" today!

REMEMBER:

"Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."
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Warned.

You can make a recruitment ad with that part of the message, Tao. Its possible. Ive done it before.
 
World Union Puppet:
Greetings from the Nations of the region The World Union

We would like to invite you to our region The World Union. It is a region where all the members are respected equally and are free to voice their opinion. Socialism and Capitalism work together for a one goal unite all nations together. Freedom and being you is what counts the most.

If you're looking for a laid back atmosphere without the pressure other regions tend to place on you and a place where you are just not a Puppet or a number, our region will be the prefect place to be. And everybody has the chance to become what ever they want to be. A roll play is possible in our region.

Hope to welcome you to our region The World Union.

Join The World Union Today!
1, Press the 'World' button on the side menu.
2, At the bottom of the 'World' page type in ' The World Union ' in the 'Find region' box.
3, Press 'Enter'.
4, Then simply press 'Move [your nation] to The World Union '!

Greetings from the Nations of the region The World Union

We would like to invite you to our region The World Union. It is a region where all the members are respected equally and are free to voice their opinion. Socialism and Capitalism work together for a one goal unite all nations together. Freedom and being you is what counts the most.

If you're looking for a laid back atmosphere without the pressure other regions tend to place on you and a place where you are just not a Puppet or a number, our region will be the prefect place to be. And everybody has the chance to become what ever they want to be. A roll play is possible in our region.

Hope to welcome you to our region The World Union.

Join The World Union Today!
1, Press the 'World' button on the side menu.
2, At the bottom of the 'World' page type in ' The World Union ' in the 'Find region' box.
3, Press 'Enter'.
4, Then simply press 'Move [your nation] to The World Union '!
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Call Dal. That's three. Over thirty lines. He's trying to fuck with us now.
 
To be honest, it seems that he just simply (presumably accidentally) pasted the ad in the box twice.

Despite the duplication, each message is 20 lines long...
 
The Hostiles:
anyone who is interested in a new and exciting region please come to the Hostiles. Only 2 days old so now is your oppertunity to get in on the bottom rung and get yourself as delegate (which we dont have yet) or as a well establishes member. Its password protected so there wont be any fools and lunatics coming in to annoy ya. just contact me if ur interested and ill give ya the password.

COME ON ITS CLASS. agus beidh an craic go hiontach.
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It's been 3 hours since the last ad. I'll TG him.
 
27 lines:

Reclutamiento de NS:
(¯`·._.·[ --- NEW SPAIN --- ]·._.·´¯)

Saludos región del Pacífico Norte!

Nos gustaria invitarte a unirte a nuestra region: New Spain. De entre las razones por las que podrias considerar a nosotros:

-Tenemos una Constitución Regional [http://www.mundoforo.com/newspain/constitucion-de-new-spain-vt28.html]
-Somos una de las pocas regiones de NationStates donde se habla completamente español/castellano.
-Poseemos un gobierno totalmente democrático, donde cualquier nacion puede hacer una diferencia en nuestro futuro.
-Formamos parte de alianzas y confederaciones tan famosas y prestigiosas como la 'COFR'.
-Somos una de las regiones mas activas del juego. Solo hace falta observar nuestros mensajes en nuestra pagina regional.
-Poseemos un foro activo y organizado, un lugar donde los debates políticos, el Role-Play, o simples conversaciones amistosas son abundantes.

La discriminación por ideal político o tipo de nacion es desconocido aqui. Si eres un jugador nuevo a NS, una nacion experimentada, o simplemente una persona con deseo de practicar el español, seras bienvenido en New Spain. No dudes en mandarme un telegrama si tienes alguna duda/pregunta sobre la región.

Atentamente,
Ministerio de Reclutamiento de New Spain
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I messaged him about it. Hope he speaks English...
 
Code Maste recruit Dep:
Want to have a challenge? Want to be known as the most famous code masters in NationStates? Then join Code Mastersania

Code Mastersania is a region that recruits code makers. It is essentially a mercenary organization, being employed by the sp regions to spy on the enemy. The region allows career prospects (Not in real life) to thrive. The better you are, the higher the rank you will be.

Code Mastersania covers the following:

Full Code Master Training

High Ranking positions

Popularity

Friendly welcomes.

Our citizens and recruits are always friendly. For new people go to the region using the following steps.

1. Go to the world
2. Type in the find region box at the bottom Code Mastersania
3. Click the move to region line in the world factbook entry.

So if you want to enjoy a prosperous and exiting life. Join Code Masterania now.
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Twenty-five lines. Warned.
 
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
MOVE TO EVILOCITY FOR UTTER EVILNESS!
___________________________________________________________
Readers of this recruitment ad:

People who are evil enough for this ad know they're evil when they think this ad is not crazy. People like that are welcomed in Evilocity.

Evilocity is unquestionably evil.

In fact evilocity is so evil, I bet that if you looked at some of the people who lived there, they would have hearts as cold and bitter as hot chocolate if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar in it and had been put in a refrigerator for several hours.

I am working to make this recruitment ad long, so the next paragraph does not state my views:

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

our forums are at http://evilocity.aceboard.com/

But wait, there's more. Move in the next five minutes, and you get a free potato! This is valued at five cents, but you can get it for a mere life time of evil!

Signed,
Some Guy
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26 lines. warned.
 
Southern Rhodesia: 26 lines. I'll TG him.

-Rhodesia-:
*****Move to Southern Rhodesia Today****

Do you love Africa?
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a colonist in colonial Africa?
Are you a Rhodesia/Zimbabwe-enthusiast?
Do you just want to have fun on NationStates?

If you answered “yes” to any of those questions, SOUTHERN RHODESIA is a region for you.

Southern Rhodesia was just founded today and we’re looking for new players to come and help us build up this region. YOU could be the next governing officer of Southern Rhodesia!

As soon as we get members, we will start a Legislative Council in which EVERYONE has a voice. We are in the process of building a forum for everyone to enjoy!

Here’s how to join:

1. Click on the World on your left hand side.
2. Scroll down to where it says find region.
3. Type “Southern Rhodesia” in the Find Region box
4. Click on where it says “move your nation to Southern Rhodesia today“.
5. HAVE FUN IN THE SUN IN SOUTHERN RHODESIA

*****Move to Southern Rhodesia Today****
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The Sweetest Arrow Recruiter of Golden Sunsets has broken the 15 line limit I have sent them a TG warning them. Here is the post:


Looking for a fun-filled, relaxed region that is full of friendly and (delightfully     
quirky!) nations?

Then you ought to come join the residents of Sweetest Arrow, a gorgeous
region with plenty to offer. We have lush green lands, fresh produce
(anyone for some veggies and fruit?!?) and sparkling clean rivers and lakes.             
Sweetest Arrow is home to many different nations with various ideologues,
so don't worry about not fitting in because while you may be a dictatorship
or a moralistic democracy - you will fit in, bringing your own flavour to the
region.

We are a Defender region and we have a strong Military which you are
encouraged to join if that's your fancy. If not, don't stress - you don't need
to join the Military to join Sweetest Arrow. :)

We even have a Pirate living with us. What could more exciting than that?!

Looking forward to seeing you in Sweetest Arrow!

Sincerely, Golden Sunsets
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20 lines
 
The Dominion of SR Immigration has broken the limit. Here's the post:

*****Move to Southern Rhodesia Today****
Do you love Africa?
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a colonist in colonial
Africa?
Are you a Rhodesia/Zimbabwe-enthusiast?
Do you just want to have fun on NationStates?

If you answered “yes” to any of those questions, SOUTHERN RHODESIA is a
region for you.

As soon as we get members, we will start a Legislative Council in
which EVERYONE has a voice. We are in the process of building a forum for       
everyone to enjoy!

Here’s how to join:

1. Click on the World on your left hand side.
2. Scroll down to where it says find region.
3. Type “Southern Rhodesia” in the Find Region box
4. Click on where it says “move your nation to Southern Rhodesia today“.
*****Move to Southern Rhodesia Today****
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I have warned them, but I believe they hav been warned already.

I had to edit this post, because I had to show that this really doesn't care about the rules of our region.I sent him a TG telling him politely not to exceed the 15line limit and he responded with this:

Mate, if you don't like spam, then why would you pick to live in a bloody feeder? That's what they're there for. Besides, it's my understanding that the mods can't really do anything because spam is allowed in the feeders. Those are regional rules, and cannot be enforced by the mods. That's my estimation at least.

Cheers
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I responded by telling him that he was right that the mods can't do anything to him, but the Delegate could. Then I told him that I didn't mind spam if recruiters followed the rules.He responded with this:

Technically, but only if:

1) He's online at the exact time I'm in the region.
2) He notices me in the region before I leave

And even if he does, the only thing he can do is eject me, which is useless as I can just create another puppet.
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He obviously doesn't respect our regional rules or us.
 
19 lines:

The TRE Recruiters:
Greetings North Pacific,

I am coming to you as a representative of The Renascent Empire, an upcoming region in Nationstates. Our region may be new but it has its roots and strong allies. Moreover, there is the chance to become a member of regional government. Maybe even a member of the Founders Council.

Our regional forum is http://z4.invisionfree.com/the_renascent_empire where there are many opportunities for fun and games. We are one of the only regions with a fully functioning games arcade where we have all the classics from snake and pac-man to the much newer games. We also have a regional money mod where you earn cash for every post you make. Open up a business, anything from a photoshop stall to a bar or restaurant. Become the entrepreneur you always wanted to be.

How do you get to The Renascent Empire? Well click on “The World” and enter in the “find region” box “The Reanscent Empire” and click go. Then you should see our lovely regional homepage. Afterwards, click “Move (your nation name here) to The Renascent Empire today!” and we only have one thing to say to you after that. Welcome to The Renascent Empire friend!
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I'll TG him.
 
Here, I made this for you:

JOIN TNP, THE REGION THAT MAKES ALL THE RECRUITING MESSAGES ABOVE LOOK RIDICULOUS !!

TBH? Uhu, clearly "the elite" needs to be given advice where to find their region...

Do you really want to be part of a region of sleepy dreamers? No? Then stay here, and get involved!

Do you really want to belong to a region that seems to want to recruit you with dedicating you only ONE sole line??

Capitalist Alliance sounds like overtaxing you newbies a lot, right? Stay here, and get lazy, watching us work for you!
Did you watch the video? Looks quite ego-centred, hm?
And honestly, how old is the background music?
Furthermore, with 54 members, the region of the recruiting nation is really quite prosperous, compared to The North Pacific...

Hm, Olympia is a sympathetic name, but "doing your own thing" sounds to me like you're not doing much at all. And that you can't be loyal to one side, neither.

And what Lichentia says IS all lies!

TNP rocks, by the way! Welcome newbies...
*hug*
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I thought it was funny...
 
This was posted by The Holy Republic of TPE recruiter:



I greet you on behalf of the Praetorian Empire. The Praetorian Empire is a           
region and what you would call an Imperialistic Democracy, we believe in
expanding our power and influence throughout the world as well as our way
of life. Our ideals are based off of the beliefs of the Roman Republic that
lasted a 1,000 years. We also believe in democracy as you may have
already heard, we elect a Praetor every two months. And that Praetor is
like the head of state until his term has expired. We also elect other lower
officials to keep the Praetor in check. The Praetorian Empire is also a very
militaristic empire that is in the process of creating legions right now, so if
you are not into politics as much as everybody else then you could also try 
becoming one of the Legion generals that commands troops into battle. But
you must have experience first and are able to climb the ranks from
Legionnaire to Centurion and so on and so forth. But if none of those fits
your criteria we are also a very friendly region that just likes to sit back
and talk about things in private in our own regional forums. We also have
an Imperial Senate that is based in the forums and just votes on decisions
and regional issues and conflicts.

But we are a growing region still and are in desperate need of recruits and people
to step up and become leaders of the Praetorian Empire. So please
consider my proposal and contact me ASAP when you have your answer.

Thanks,
Nation- The Holy Empire of TPE Recruiter
Title/region- Official of the Praetorian Empire
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25 Lines!!! I have sent a TG warning him.
 
No idea if this is the right place for it, but I figured I would give it a shot since it relates to spam. I would like to become a commranger for TNP, is that possible? :w00t:
 
The Holy Republic of The Church of the FSM 

Hello.
I am the Chieftan of Regional Growth for my region, "Flying Spaghetti Monster". We are a growing region with deep ties in our Pastafarian Roots. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Pastafarians are a religion all about Pirates and Pasta. We have a better Heaven, with a beer volcano that can be seen for miles and a Stripper Factory. Our church was started by Bobby Henderson, the prophet of the FSM. For more Information on Pastafarians visit www.venganza.org .

On behalf of my region we invite you to join our great union of nations! I think that joining will increase your NationStates experience and will help to spread our word.

For more info, visit our forums at : http://z10.invisionfree.com/FSM_Land_Forums
Drop by and join our lands.
RAmen,
The Church of the FSM
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18 lines and was just recently posted on the RMB.
 
The folks over at FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) have posted another recruitment ad on our RMB:

The Confederacy of FSM Recruiter 

Hello.I am the Chieftan of Regional Growth for my region, "Flying Spaghetti Monster". We are a growing region with deep ties in our Pastafarian Roots. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Pastafarians are a religion all about Pirates and Pasta. We have a better Heaven, with a beer volcano that can be seen for miles and a Stripper Factory. Our church was started by Bobby Henderson, the prophet of the FSM. For more Information on Pastafarians visit www.venganza.org .
On behalf of my region we invite you to join our great union of nations! I think that joining will increase your NationStates experience and will help to spread our word.
For more info, visit our forums at : http://z10.invisionfree.com/FSM_Land_Forums
Drop by and join our lands.
Ramen.
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I sent a message to them and am reporting them to the mods.
 
Another violator of the 15 ad line limit:

The Republic of Wooden Pawn 

Greetings from International Nations!

It is my duty and my pleasure to extend invitations to join our region International Nations! I’m here to tell you that life in Nation States isn’t just about making a nation and answering daily issues. This is your chance to play politics, your chance to be a spy, or join an army! We are currently expanding our region and would like to invite you to become our newest member. We come complete with our own functioning off-site forum, where you can debate, chat, tell a joke or two, and get a spot on our regional map! Our government is fully developed, but we're always making changes. New office openings in our government will soon need to be filled, it could be you! You can join political organizations like our leftist party C.O.I.N. or create your own!

Regional Forum: http://inations.proboards50.com/index.cgi

If you do want to join, here’s how:
1) Click on my name in this message; it should take you to my nation page.
2) Find “International Nations” in my profile
3) Click it; now you’ll be in the International Nations region page
4) Find the ‘Move to this region’ button and click it.

If you have any questions or feel you need any advice, please feel free to contact me and I will be more than happy to help. If you choice to come to International Nations, be sure to endorse fellow nations! I look forward to getting to know you better in International Nations!

Your Friend-Nibu
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This ad was posted by The Queendom of The World Union Puppet:

Greetings from the Nations of the region The World Union

We would like to invite you to our region The World Union. It is a region
where all the members are respected equally and are free to voice their
opinion. Socialism and Capitalism work together and unite all nations
together. Fight against poverty and injustices. Freedom and being you is
what counts the most.

If you're looking for a laid back atmosphere without the pressure other
regions tend to place on you and a place where you are just not a Puppet
or a number, our region will be the prefect place to be. And everybody has
the chance to become what ever they want to be. A roll play is possible in
our region.

Hope to welcome you to our region The World Union.

Join The World Union Today!
1, Press the 'World' button on the side menu.
2, At the bottom of the 'World' page type in ' The World Union ' in the 'Find
region' box.
3, Press 'Enter'.
4, Then simply press 'Move [your nation] to The World Union '!
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Obviously they have violated the 15 line recruitment ad limit. 22 lines! I have sent a TG to warn him/her.
 
THe ad below was posted by The Holy Republic of TPE recruiter.

I greet you on behalf of the Praetorian Empire. The Praetorian Empire is a region and what you would call an Imperialistic Democracy, we believe in expanding our power and influence throughout the world as well as our way of life. Our ideals are based off of the beliefs of the Roman Republic that lasted a 1,000 years. We also believe in democracy as you may have already heard, we elect a Praetor every two months. And that Praetor is like the head of state until his term has expired. We also elect other lower officials to keep the Praetor in check. The Praetorian Empire is also a very militaristic empire that is in the process of creating legions right now, so if you are not into politics as much as everybody else then you could also try becoming one of the Legion generals that commands troops into battle. But you must have experience first and are able to climb the ranks from Legionnaire to Centurion and so on and so forth. But if none of those fits your criteria we are also a very friendly region that just likes to sit back and talk about things in private in our own regional forums. We also have an Imperial Senate that is based in the forums and just votes on decisions and regional issues and conflicts.

But we are a growing region still and are in desperate need of recruits and people to step up and become leaders of the Praetorian Empire. So please consider my proposal and contact me ASAP when you have your answer.

Thanks,
Nation- The Holy Empire of TPE Recruiter
Title/region- Official of the Praetorian Empire
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Posted by The Armed Republic of Nivalc

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!
Are you unhappy with being nation #13731 in the regional UN ranking? Well then Vulcanth is the place for you! Vulcanth is a land of democracy and power, were the booze is free, the money grows on trees, and the music is great. Vulcanth is also a great place for beginners to get some tips and tricks to help get started, as well as seasoned players wishing to have some fun. Vulcanth is a powerful region, willing to protect refugees from regions that have been raided. The Vulcanth army is also looking for new recruits, as well as those willing to preside in regions that we have captured. We also have a functioning web site, which houses the regions blog and forum. Bottom line, Vulcanth is a great place to go, so why would you not join today?
Check out this region!
If you have any questions concerning Vulcanth, please feel free to wire a telegram to either myself, or the region founders, The Empire of Scarm, or the Holy Empire of Roy the Mighty
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The add below posted by "The Armed Republic of Nivalc"
Are you unhappy with being nation #13731 in the regional UN ranking? Well then Vulcanth is the place for you! Vulcanth is a land of democracy and power, were the booze is free, the money grows on trees, and the music is great. Vulcanth is also a great place for beginners to get some tips and tricks to help get started, as well as seasoned players wishing to have some fun. Vulcanth is a powerful region, willing to protect refugees from regions that have been raided. The Vulcanth army is also looking for new recruits, as well as those willing to preside in regions that we have captured. We also have a functioning web site, which houses the regions blog and forum. Bottom line, Vulcanth is a great place to go, so why would you not join today?
Check out this region!
If you have any questions concerning Vulcanth, please feel free to wire a telegram to either myself, or the region founders, The Empire of Scarm, or the Holy Empire of Roy the Mighty
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Virqin:
*********IF YOU LIKE THE SOUND OF NSSB TELEGRAM ME*********
we at the nssb train you 2 be a leader.

we train you 2

.take over regions
.show u how 2 have a puppet nation
.to be a spy or be front line

if you past the test you will get a rank number and a code 2 get in 2 the nation of super branch.
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It's not too long, but this is the third advertisement that Virqin has posted in the past 14 hours or so. I've submitted a mod ticket.
 
Trans Atlantice Add:
Esteemed Leader,

I would like to formally invite you to join a young and growing region called Trans Atlantice. We may be small and new but we have some very experienced members who understand how this game and how an international community works. I am sure you have received other invitations from older and larger regions, but here is why you may want to consider joining Your Trans Atlantice:
1) Since we are a new, you would be in on the "ground floor" in terms of the region's founding.
2) Your input would be a tremendous help in terms of organizing and figuring out what form we want our region to take.
3) Our offsite forum is already made and simply waiting for more people so that we can make it an intregal part of our region.
4) Since we are new, our government is not yet established...... so the sky is the limit in terms of what jobs you could be holding in our region
5) We have several experienced members in our community that can help you with whatever questions you may have and offer all kinds of advice for developing your nation.
Anyway, I hope you consider joining Trans Atlantice. The great thing about joining an upstart region like our's is that you can make a great impact right away--even if you are new to the game--because we don't have an entrenched system built on precedent that is protected by old members.

Best regards,
Trans Atlantice Add
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I have notified him/her about the limit.
 
Greetings from Belussa, and the Region of The Non Aligned States!

Belussa:
To the Nations of The Pacific

Pursuant to the authority of the UN Delegate for The Non Aligned States, I extend to you a formal invitation to join The Non Aligned States. Our region is expanding, enthusiastic and active; filled with a wide variety of supportive and friendly nations. We practice the doctrine of mutual development through cooperation, and provide a safe, nurturing and supportive environment for our member nations. We believe that this is specifically the type of region which may best suit the needs of your developing nation.

We wish you the best of success in your continuing development, and look forward to hearing from you soon!

Thank you for your time and Attention.

Here's how to find and move to The Non Aligned States.
1. click on the world icon at the left of your screen.
2. Type the The Non Aligned States into the find a region edit field.
3. click on Move your nation to The Non Aligned States.
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Sent a warning.
 
Two entries.

Amusing, but still 20 lines long:
The Trailer Park:
Follow me to The Trailer Park.

We have trailers you can use.
You could buy your own if you want.
There is a stream nearby.
The fishing is good in the neighboring lake.
Elk walk through the field closeby.
So do deer.
The artesian wells are not contaminated with PCBs like that *other* park.
We have dances every Friday night.
Reverend Bob tames snakes every Sunday with the spirit of Christ.
The air is fresh.
The property is cheap.
There is a volleyball net.
Sometimes we make cheese in March.
There are jewelrymaking contests too.

Move to The Trailer Park, please.
You will like it.
If you don't you can just move out.
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And wow! 24 lines:

Dutch Empire:
Esteemed Leader,

I would like to formally invite you to join a young and growing region called Dutch Empire. We may be small and new but we have some very experienced members who understand how this game and how an international community works. I am sure you have received other invitations from older and larger regions, but here is why you may want to consider joining Your Dutch Empire:
1) Since we are a new, you would be in on the "ground floor" in terms of the region's founding.
2) Your input would be a tremendous help in terms of organizing and figuring out what form we want our region to take.
3) Our offsite forum is already made and simply waiting for more people so that we can make it an intregal part of our region.
4) Since we are new, our government is not yet established...... so the sky is the limit in terms of what jobs you could be holding in our region
5) We have several experienced members in our community that can help you with whatever questions you may have and offer all kinds of advice for developing your nation.
Anyway, I hope you consider joining Dutch Empire. The great thing about joining an upstart region like our's is that you can make a great impact right away--even if you are new to the game--because we don't have an entrenched system built on precedent that is protected by old members.

Best regards,
Dutch Empire Add
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I'll telegraph them both shortly.
 
This was posted just now:

The Mongol Commander of Lisvania 

Are you looking for the possibility of adventure? Do you like riding on horseback? Are you of Mongol descent? Then you may just be a candidate for our great region, Mongol Empire. This fledging region was once a glorious raider region, trampling all resistance under the hooves of their elite cavalry. Two years have passed until this region was brought back and has recently exploded with new talent. Joining now presents the opportunities of being thrown straight into the Golden Horde or having the option of joining the Mongol Guard, a colony of the Mongol Empire. In about a month elections will open up for top offices, and some minority ones! This allows you to possibly gain a footing in the Mongol bureaucracy and help your climb to the top, the lofty position of Consul. Eventually districts will be set up of the the Mongol Nations, then you have a shot at some local power besides national! But this is in the future, and in order to have a future we need you! You may also join the Mongol Empire’s vast Army and Naval and help us conquer all that opposes us, eventually you may be promoted to Major and lead raids yourself.

Simply click on “World”, go all the way down to the “Find Region” box and type in either Mongol Empire or Mongol Guard and join on up.

Visit the web-site too! http://www.freewebs.com/mongol-empire

The Supreme Mongol Armed Forces Commander,

Grand Admiral Lisvania
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I sent them a polite reminder.
 
Here we go. First violator is our friend from The Trailer Park, posted by The Republic of Trailer Recruiters. I believe they have been warned once before.


20 Lines:
Follow me to The Trailer Park.

We have trailers you can use.
You could buy your own if you want.
There is a stream nearby.
The fishing is good in the neighboring lake.
Elk walk through the field closeby.
So do deer.
The artesian wells are not contaminated with PCBs like that *other* park.
We have dances every Friday night.
Reverend Bob tames snakes every Sunday with the spirit of Christ.
The air is fresh.
The property is cheap.
There is a volleyball net.
Sometimes we make cheese in March.
There are jewelrymaking contests too.

Move to The Trailer Park, please.
You will like it.
If you don't you can just move out.
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Next up is The Theocracy of Colognes Recruiter. Who posted an amazingly illegal post of 45 Lines!!!!!!!!
:o :blink:

Good day and Welcome to Nation States,

You are likely wondering what to do from here; I have some good advice,
move to Cologne.

Cologne is a region founded on the ideals of ‘Region Crashing’ and creativity, meaning we invade regions and make the odd story. Sadly, we are not
fanatics; we aren’t trying to make some revolutionary change in NS,
the world, or even our lives, we style ourselves a ‘humorous German region’ and maintain an aurora of, if not intelligence, then at least style. We just invade,
and have fun time doing it.

If those: Region Crashing, creativity, and humor, are the founding pillars of
our humble abode, then undoubtedly economic freedom and general
‘conservatism’ is the delicate inlays. We aren’t too deep into philosophy, God,
and all that, but we do maintain something in that regard as one thing that
makes us a unique region, our flair so to speak.

Our military is top notch, not mandatory, and is very easy to get into too. We
make it that way because your experience in Cologne becomes that much
more fun and enjoyable then the lengthy processes you see in other regions,
it is because we don’t care if you happen to be a spy, we aren’t going to cry
just because our invasion was found out. Anyhow, all you need to do is make
a UN Puppet and TG Battlefield2021 with the details; simple as that, you’re in
the Reichswehr (our military’s name).

Now, as I said before, we do enjoy crashing the odd region, but we also like
adding our own unique flair. Our flair, if anything can be said of it, at least
gets a few chuckles from the most stoic of defenders (usually grim, mean
people whose humor was surgically removed at birth). For examples, just go
check out our blogs, some of our posts and our short stories, we take life as
it is, rage against liberals, and enjoy fun. The best part is, all you need to do,
to join, is to say you’re interested, be active, and be smart. If you follow
those rules, you’ll have a problem saying no to all the stuff you can do.

At the very least, just check out our forums and regional page, but I would
really like to see your nation helping us build up Cologne to something
magnificent.

Regardless of if you do join, I hope your experience on NS is enjoyable, and if
you have any questions, comments, hate mail, or incoherent mumblings, feel
free to contact me.

See you there,
Cologne’s Recruiting Team
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That is one of the biggest recruitment ads I've ever seen! I have sent them both TGs to warn them and tips to improve their ads.
 
The Theocracy of Colognes Recruiter has posted the same message again. When I TGed him/her, they just made it into a big joke and posted their message again. That is two ads within a 24 hour period. I have reported him/her to NS Mods.



Edit: Side note: I have never been so annoyed by a recruiter. This person really thinks these rules are a joke.

Second Edit: I posted a message on Cologne Regional page and this was there response by one of their members. The quote is by The Kapitalistic Institute of Moorington:
Wish any of us could care, I certainly don't...
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