TNP Vending Machine!

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 17, 2007

• #281

You get half a Palm III.


I insert half a BlackBerry.

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 17, 2007

• #282

You receive a message from your brother cross the water, who sat laughing as he wrote "The end's in sight!"

I put in my hopes, inside a matchbox.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 17, 2007

• #283

You get a ridiculous love song, if you ignore the pictures.

I insert the smiley.

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 17, 2007

• #284

Ha, I wonder how old those kids'll be now.

You get; the Canadian province of Saskatchewan.

I put in; a roadmap.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 17, 2007

• #285

You get lost.


I insert an old SARS mask.

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 17, 2007

• #286

You get; a generic vague scary contagious acronym disease!

I put in; a hookah.

 

Fulhead Land

TNPer

• Aug 18, 2007

• #287

you get out a necklace made of pure magnesium

I put in a set of earphones with chewed wiring

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 18, 2007

• #288

You get a dive bar, in a west end town.

I put in Lake Geneva.

 

mental imagination

TNPer

• Aug 18, 2007

• #289

you get 2 small but unique dead beats that blow farts at anything that wakes them up.

I put in an empty beer can and a belch.

 

Apollo-Industria

TNPer

• Aug 19, 2007

• #290

They cancel out each other, giving you a hangover.

I put in something.

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 19, 2007

• #291

You get an imagination.

I put in an Israeli Galil assault rifle.

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Aug 20, 2007

• #292

You get a scale model Palestinian to hurl abuse at and wall off in your polly pocket playset.


I enter a lock of my hair.

 

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Outer Kharkistania

TNPer

• Aug 21, 2007

• #293

You get a stick of Charleston Chew taffy.

I insert a large rock, shaped vaguely like Ohio.

 

Fulhead Land

TNPer

• Aug 24, 2007

• #294

you recieve a burnt piece of toast that looks like a shrouded image of Borat.


I put in a large bearded man and a canadian flag

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 24, 2007

• #295

You get bombed by your supposed allies.

I put national resentment.

 

Fulhead Land

TNPer

• Aug 25, 2007

• #296

You get out France!


I put in 13 and a half blank CD's

 

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Outer Kharkistania

TNPer

• Aug 25, 2007

• #297

You get 13.5 pirated copies of Cher and a $13,000 lawsuit from the RIAA.

I insert limewire.

 

Starlav

TNPer

• Aug 25, 2007

• #298

You get Dezzland

I insert a kangaroo

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 25, 2007

• #299

You get a rabid goose.


I insert half of the remains of my dignity and an old computer monitor.

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 26, 2007

• #300

You get: Mrs Thatcher's heart and a unicorn.

I put in: my webcam.

 

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Outer Kharkistania

TNPer

• Aug 26, 2007

• #301

You get Pr0n.


I insert shoe on head.

 

Southwest Asia

TNPer

• Aug 26, 2007

• #302

You get a soda.

I insert several hats.

 

Algerianbania

TNPer

• Aug 26, 2007

• #303

You get a mink sweater.

I put in a fat little bunny.

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Aug 26, 2007

• #304

You get some nice golden taters.

I put in a near empty glass. Only a slurry of melting ice and soda remains, slowly becoming syrupy soda water.

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 26, 2007

• #305

You get a Betamax.

I put in an enchanted ebony longsword, a glass cuirass and some Skooma.

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Aug 26, 2007

• #306

You get a white woman.

I insert a dirty mind.

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 26, 2007

• #307

You get the artist formerly known as Prince.

I put in my summer skin.

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Aug 26, 2007

• #308

You get a nice monk coat. (not a spelling error)

I insert a return envelope for a magazine marketed for "hip" seniors.

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 26, 2007

• #309

You get a life-size chess board.

I put in the Magna Carta.

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Aug 26, 2007

• #310

You get a neutered King.


I insert the communist manifesto, that has been dunked in a bucket of patchouli oil.

 

Algerianbania

TNPer

• Aug 26, 2007

• #311

You get a sound recording of Tolosky screaming.

I put in a panda.

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Aug 26, 2007

• #312

You get a ton (2000 lbs) of bamboo. A renewable source of wood good for flooring.

I insert a knowledge of sustainability.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 27, 2007

• #313

You get 4 Green Party points.



I insert a 10" figure model from some old art supplies.

 

Algerianbania

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #314

You get back a 5' model.

I put in a giant piece of wood.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #315

you get a tiny splinter under your nail.

i put in a slightly hypnotic tshirt

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #316

You get a citation for public indecency.

I insert a chrome plated whittlin' knife.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 27, 2007

• #317

You get a pile of thrift-store coupons that you'll never use.

I insert an old Casio(tm) keyboard.

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #318

You get some tones for the painfully alone.

I insert a canadian national.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 27, 2007

• #319

You get a slightly rumpled Quebequois.


I insert the whole of Cleveland's upper east side.

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #320

You get a puzzle.

I insert a half empty bottle of massage oil.