TNP Vending Machine!

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #321

You get a coupon for a free hour in a Soho parlour.

I put in some minute steaks.

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #322

You get a polka-dotted mini-cooper with a full tank of "petrol"

I insert the third page of a loan packet.

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #323

You get a cloud.

I put in a bad idea.

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #324

You get a sweet stunt sequence in next year's hottest action summer blockbuster extravaganza!

I insert my own stupidity

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #325

You get a pirate DVD of 'Oceans 12' with Arabic subtitles.

I put in an assortment of gemstones.

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #326

You get an old civil war (american) button.

I insert a broken solar collector for a pocket calculator.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 27, 2007

• #327

You get a hankerin' for cole slaw.

I insert my empty Fanta(tm) can and a Napoleon Dynamite keychain that says 6 Dynamite phrases!

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #328

You get Tina the llama.

I put in a word with an unnecessary 'l'.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 27, 2007

• #329

You get two exclamation marks to the face.

I insert some hummus and an earlobe.

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #330

You get Iago the parrot from Aladdin.

I put in a fax machine.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 27, 2007

• #331

You get Das Fax Macheene, a communist monstrosity piece of technology that would make the KGB blush. Me and Veebs drew a picture of it once, but I'm too lazy to find it.

I insert my lack of proactivity and the totally crap week that I had.

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #332

You get sunshine, green grass and a feint aroma of cow crap.

I put in a photon.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 27, 2007

• #333

You get a torpedo and a glittery teleportation.

I insert my 14 year-old sister.

 

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Outer Kharkistania

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #334

You get annoyed?

I insert:

Belisarius the Level 299 MissingNo.

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #335

You get the Eastern Roman Empire.

I put in an emperor.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 27, 2007

• #336

You get Fabulous.

I insert my jam trousers.

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #337

You get a wet tray.

I put in Mrs. Badcrumble.

 

I

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 27, 2007

• #338

You get my clarinet teacher.

I insert cake or death.

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #339

You get Stonehenge.

I put in a San Francisco tram.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 27, 2007

• #340

You get a Rhesus monkey.

I put in a snake in a handbag.

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #341

You get covered in bees.

I put in a flag.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 27, 2007

• #342

You get this gun I borrowed from the National Rifle Association.


I insert hairnets and dogfood.

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 27, 2007

• #343

You get the Crusades.

I put in Charlton Heston.

 

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Algerianbania

TNPer

• Aug 28, 2007

• #344

You receive Burt Reynold's mustache.

I insert a far more inferior mustache.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Aug 28, 2007

• #345

You receive an inferiority complex.

I insert a ninja and a pirate dueling to the death.

 

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Algerianbania

TNPer

• Aug 28, 2007

• #346

You receive a guide to the internetz.

I put in a dollar.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Aug 28, 2007

• #347

You get a chestnut in your eye.

I insert an Indian call centre.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 28, 2007

• #348

You get jell-o can I halp joo?



I insert my little red sketchbook.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Aug 28, 2007

• #349

You get accepted to a prestigious fine arts degree.

I insert a whip and fedora

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 28, 2007

• #350

You get me all hot and bothered.


I insert a dream I had last night.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Aug 28, 2007

• #351

You get the same reaction.

I insert a coy girlfriend.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 28, 2007

• #352

With what!? Inquiring minds want to know.


I insert something blatantly innuendous.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Aug 28, 2007

• #353

You get The Todd.

i insert Dr. Jan Itor

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 28, 2007

• #354

You get one-handed cussing.


I insert a wet noodle and a wiffle bat.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Aug 28, 2007

• #355

You get a cricket and a worm.

I insert a singstar 80s disc

 

I

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 28, 2007

• #356

You get Karma Chameleon in 8-bit glory.


I insert my fragile psyche.

 

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Fulhead Land

TNPer

• Aug 28, 2007

• #357

You get a German man named Hans who immediatly picks youup, flings you over his shoulder, and carries you off shouting "Your pshyche did not know enough about making SauerCraut! I Shall be teaching you now!"

I insert a link to a cyanide and happyness comic

 

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Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 28, 2007

• #358

You get Prussia.

I put in jam.

 

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Southwest Asia

TNPer

• Aug 28, 2007

• #359

You get a pearl.

I put in 2 doorknobs.

 

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Fulhead Land

TNPer

• Aug 28, 2007

• #360

You get Stewie Gryphon as a t-shirt


I put in a watch strap