TNP Vending Machine!

Southwest Asia

TNPer

• Aug 28, 2007

• #361

You get the world's last functioning glacier.

I put in a water bottle.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 30, 2007

• #362

You get a nuclear reaction.



I insert a fountain pen.

 

S

Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 30, 2007

• #363

You get a gallon of petrol.

I put in a crocodile.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 30, 2007

• #364

"Croikey! Thet's a byoot'ee!" You get killed by a stingray.


I insert a joke that's probably too soon.

 

S

Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 30, 2007

• #365

I insert a shocked expression and Syb-Syb's outrage.

I put in a Clanger.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 30, 2007

• #366

You get a loud noise and some sausages.


I insert a "Richard Simmons sings Liza Minelli's greatest hits" album.

 

S

Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 30, 2007

• #367

You get a break dancing robot that catches fire.

I put in a squirrel.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 30, 2007

• #368

You get elephants on skis.


I insert the Stoned Olympics(tm).

 

S

Sydia

TNPer

• Aug 30, 2007

• #369

You get beat by 4 million other runners who are all dead.

I put in Venn and his diagrams.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 30, 2007

• #370

You get a rack of babies.

I insert a voice synthesizer stuck on shop demonstration.

 

mental imagination

TNPer

• Aug 30, 2007

• #371

you get lenny of lenny and squigy

I put in lack of common sense.

 

Southwest Asia

TNPer

• Aug 31, 2007

• #372

You get the Bush Administration

I put in twelve pear trees

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 31, 2007

• #373

You get FIIIIVIE GO-OLD RIIIIIIIINGS!


I insert a cup o' noodles.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Aug 31, 2007

• #374

You get a robot leg.

i insert a broken dvd player

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 31, 2007

• #375

You get an 8-track of Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys.



I insert a Purple Rain t-shirt that my cousin found in the bottom of her drawer of old clothing.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Aug 31, 2007

• #376

You get real purple rain.

I insert a minion

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Aug 31, 2007

• #377

You get an onion and an m&m.


I insert a half-functional pen.

 

Fulhead Land

TNPer

• Sep 3, 2007

• #378

You get out Oddjobs hat.


I put in a squirrle on ketamine

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Sep 24, 2007

• #379

You get a Paris Hilton drag-queen look-alike.



I insert a blue pen and a box of tissues.

 

Algerianbania

TNPer

• Sep 26, 2007

• #380

You get a box of blue tissues and a bag of popcorn.

I insert a giant moose.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Sep 26, 2007

• #381

You get bitten by a muntjac.

I insert a beatbox and a laser gun.

 

Algerianbania

TNPer

• Sep 26, 2007

• #382

You receive a pissed off cow.

I put in a shoe and a trout.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Sep 27, 2007

• #383

You get a sword that looks like a key. A very tiny sword.


I insert my playful nature.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Sep 27, 2007

• #384

You receive an awesome boyfriend.

I insert a hot water bottle and a pair of scissors

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Sep 27, 2007

• #385

You get the best bedwetting prank ever.

I insert a ninja.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Sep 27, 2007

• #386

you get a dead pirate.

I insert a great dane

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Sep 27, 2007

• #387

You get an awesome girlfriend.


I insert a cheeky retort.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Sep 27, 2007

• #388

You get a witty comeback.

I insert a silver tie.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Sep 27, 2007

• #389

You get dark grey pinstripes.


I insert "You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Sep 27, 2007

• #390

You get me

I inserted a big chunk of Edam.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Sep 27, 2007

• #391

You get bunnies on fire.


I insert brother ladies.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Sep 27, 2007

• #392

You get chocolate milk.

I insert cereal.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Sep 27, 2007

• #393

You get COCO!


I insert a coupla old cds.

 

Algerianbania

TNPer

• Sep 27, 2007

• #394

You get the old CDs back, remastered.

I insert a crappy hair-metal band CD.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Sep 27, 2007

• #395

You get an air guitar.

I insert a Keytar

 

Algerianbania

TNPer

• Sep 27, 2007

• #396

You receive an instructional video on what is hip in the '00.

I insert an axe.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Sep 27, 2007

• #397

you get a tree stump.

I insert a wireless mouse

 

Algerianbania

TNPer

• Sep 27, 2007

• #398

You receive a certificate for "Preventing a death of a person by being throttled by a mouse cord."

I insert a mouse pad.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Sep 28, 2007

• #399

You get Richard Simmons and Harvey Keitel.


I insert this box of junior mints that I bought but don't wany anymore.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Sep 28, 2007

• #400

You get some Mike and Ike's.

I insert a galactic rogue