Flatter The Person Above You...

Oh he's big, bad Namyeknom. Baddest man in the whole damned town. Badder than ol' King Kong; meaner than a junkyard dog.
 
I'm The Grand Duke of Texas, actually.

HS is a miracle; nobody else could be so covered with honey without being sticky
 
Yes, i do drip quite often.

Monkey uses a dog as an avatar in what is obviously a strategic move to overwhelm his opponents with confusion.
 
IP does not have an idiotic face. He has a clever face that leads his opponents to vastly underestimate him.
 
Incredibly close to the truth but came just short. If I were the judge I would give him the prize anyway. It just happens that I rarely try at anything and anything I am good at is likely something I am good at by nature.
 
DD's incredible significance in just about everything he is involved in is almost enough to diminish my greatness.

Amazing.
 
^ is officially My Favorite OOCer.

*IndieGirl hands ^ his prize:

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