Factiods

Factiod: The eccentric and paranoid American recluse Langley Collier met his untimely end in 1947. While he was bringing food to his equally odd brother Homer, who lived as a total hermit, Langley tripped on a wire to one of his own booby traps and was crushed beneath a suitcase filled with metal, a sewing machine, three breadboxes, and several bundles of newspapers. Homer starved to death, and their bodies were undiscovered for three weeks.
 
Factoid: The childrens classic "Green Eggs and Ham" was the result of a challenge set by Dr. Seuss' editor, who dared him to write a book using only 50 different words. Of the 50 used, 49 are monosyllabic, the sole multi-syllabic word being 'anywhere'.
 
Factoid: No one knows what will happen when IG's boredom level hits a critical level. Last time it happen no eye witnesses could be found. Nor could Atlantis.
 
Factoid: If the world is really a figment of someones imagination either:

a) They are very boring, of all the great things that could be imagined, this is a pretty poor showing.
b) They are sadistic, and puposely put us through this boring and rubbish world.
c) Its me, and I don't know it. And when I do, the world is going to be in a hell of alot of trouble.
 
Factoid: The Pacific is much better at spamming than TWP, probably a close second in spammingest feeders.
 
Factiod: This little piggy said, "what's wrong?" the second piggy said, "I don't know!" The third and fourth piggy said, "It's the little baby! He doesn't want to be in the little piggy show?" Then the last little piggy, our favorite little piggy, said, "That's nicely put. Hey it's no biggie, but I can't be a piggy when I'm stuck on this foot."
 
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