Action Thread! (cue Explosions)

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 2, 2011

• #121

"Jeffy ol' boy! You never called me after that last party. Did you lose my number? It's 801-616-8857."

[me]write it on the hand of this rather vivid hallucination of Thomas Jefferson.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 4, 2011

• #122

TJ looks at the numbers.

The answer is -8672.

[me]agrees.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 4, 2011

• #123

[me]breaks out the James Brown, strips down, and declares it an official Socks & Undies dance party.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 7, 2011

• #124

[me]wonders:

What if you're not wearing underwear?

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 7, 2011

• #125

[me]cocks an eyebrow in Fib's direction.

Would you like to borrow mine?

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 7, 2011

• #126

[me]cocks an eyebrow right back.

Scandalous.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 7, 2011

• #127

[me]takes off a sock and tosses it in Fib's direction with a cheesy grin.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 7, 2011

• #128

[me]facepalms.

Too small.

[me]tosses the sock back.

WE'RE GOING STREAKING!

[me]disrobes and runs outside.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 7, 2011

• #129

[me]catches the sock and bursts into peals of laughter.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 7, 2011

• #130

[me]continues running down the street, making women faint with affection and men stare in awe.

[me]makes Spartacus look like a ladyman.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 7, 2011

• #131

[me]continues in the spirit of the Socks & Undies party, and jumps on the couch singing along with Billy Idol's Dancing With Myself.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 7, 2011

• #132

[me]rounds the block and secretly changes the music.

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 7, 2011

• #133

[me]sings along even louder.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 7, 2011

• #134

[me]joins the dancing, in his newly acquired TMNT onsie.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 7, 2011

• #135

[me]would be jealous of that TMNT onesie if she weren't wearing these:

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 7, 2011

• #136

[me]laughs.

So you're an achievement, eh?

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 7, 2011

• #137

Hell yes, I am. +50,000 to your gamerscore.

[me]laughs and cranks up Dance Yrself Clean by LCD soundsystem.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 7, 2011

• #138

Haha, so you're like completing 50 games to 100%, eh?

[me]makes a mental note to do the math on those hours. Dances.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 8, 2011

• #139

[me]jumps onto the coffee table with a beer bottle for a fake microphone and starts to moonwalk.

JUST LIKE THE WIIIILD WING DOVE
SINGS A SONG SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S SINGING
OOOOH BABY OOOOH SAY OOOOOOOOH

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 8, 2011

• #140

[me]runs back and forth on the hardwood floors, seeing how far he can powerslide.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 8, 2011

• #141

[me]cheers and goes over to see if she can powerslide better, but stops to put her sock back on first.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 8, 2011

• #142

IndieGirl can't. Her little girl-legs are no match for [me]'s manthighs.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 8, 2011

• #143

[me]challenges Fibs to a leg-wrestle immediately to disprove this insane insinuation.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 8, 2011

• #144

[me]politely declines.

I don't want to break you in half.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 8, 2011

• #145

[me]is insensed.

"I will FLIP YOU OVER. This is not over."

[me]jumps on to Fibs' back and insists on a horsey-ride as penance.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 8, 2011

• #146

[me]dodges the underweared attack attempt. And continues epic powersliding.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 8, 2011

• #147

[me]wraps herself around your ankles and foils your powerslides. MuahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAAA!

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 8, 2011

• #148

drat.

[me]shakes Poe off ankle. And then runs away.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 8, 2011

• #149

[me]sits up on the floor and giggles quietly to herself.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Feb 8, 2011

• #150

[me]wanders back in, gets slightly confused, wanders back out.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 8, 2011

• #151

[me]follows syber out, hands him a bottle of beer.

I know right, it's getting weird in there. Gremlins and all that.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 8, 2011

• #152

[me]summons her army of nanogremlins and cackles quietly, scheming.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 8, 2011

• #153

[me]laughs at IG, who is still sans pants.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 9, 2011

• #154

[me]goes to find some pants, since it's apparently such an issue.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 9, 2011

• #155

[me]is still wearing his TMNT onesie. Goes to find his Donatello costume.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 9, 2011

• #156

[me]snickers.

"Donatello. How typical."

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 9, 2011

• #157

[me]turns on his heel, tackling pantsless poe to the ground.

What was that?

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 9, 2011

• #158

[me]shakes her head and looks at Fib blankly.

"Hrmm? I didn't say anything. I don't know what you're talking about. Also, your knee is in my ribs."

 

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Lord Byron

TNPer

• Aug 1, 2012

• #159

[me] resurrects an old post to get his count to a whopping 14

 

mcmasterdonia

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

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McMasterdonia

• Aug 2, 2012

• #160

[me] wanders in not sure what its about, slaps Eluvatar with a trout