Action Thread! (cue Explosions)

"Jeffy ol' boy! You never called me after that last party. Did you lose my number? It's 801-616-8857."

[me]write it on the hand of this rather vivid hallucination of Thomas Jefferson.
 
[me]continues running down the street, making women faint with affection and men stare in awe.

[me]makes Spartacus look like a ladyman.
 
[me]rounds the block and secretly changes the music.

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
 
[me]would be jealous of that TMNT onesie if she weren't wearing these:

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Haha, so you're like completing 50 games to 100%, eh?

[me]makes a mental note to do the math on those hours. Dances.
 
[me]jumps onto the coffee table with a beer bottle for a fake microphone and starts to moonwalk.

JUST LIKE THE WIIIILD WING DOVE
SINGS A SONG SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S SINGING
OOOOH BABY OOOOH SAY OOOOOOOOH
 
[me]follows syber out, hands him a bottle of beer.

I know right, it's getting weird in there. Gremlins and all that.
 
[me]shakes her head and looks at Fib blankly.

"Hrmm? I didn't say anything. I don't know what you're talking about. Also, your knee is in my ribs."
 
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