Action Thread! (cue Explosions)

[me]bursts through the saloon doors and yells "Alright! This is a stick-up!" and then throws a branch into the air, sits down at an empty table and orders whatever tastes the least like pee from the barmaid who has randomly appeared.
 
[me] smiles at IndieGirl. "Don't you worry about it luv, it's what I'm here for, just let me get you another drink or something? Thanks for punching that midget by the way. His name is Democratic Donkeys, he often sits in here just starring at everyone. Never buys much." [me] picks up the dirty dishes and heads back into the kitchen.
 
[me]thanks McMan profusely and then grabs the punched midget, who is allegedly DD, by the shoulders and looks him square in the face. Turns out he is quite an uncanny ringer for DD, but not the actual DD, who had been watching the whole tableau from a corner booth.

[me]hammer-throws the punched midget lookalike toward said corner booth.
 
[me]appreciates a fine hammer throw of his mini-me and then goes back to just staring at everyone and not buying anything and writing run-on sentences and and and and and and and and
 
[me] looks confused as he didn't know that DD had a twin. He turns back around to the coffee machine and says to DD "anything I can get for you this morning?"
 
[me] sips his bourbon shake and grimaces "Yikes Indie! How much Bourbon did you put in this?" she just shrugs in response, as he notices the 10 empty bourbon bottles laying on the floor.... "Luckily I run this Diner then" he says as he has another swig
 
[me]figured a shake was when you filled a pitcher with liquor and added a scoop of vanilla ice cream and then shook the whole thing around enough to get the liquor vanilla-flavored and a titch creamy.
 
[me] can't really argue with that sort of thinking, so he walks over and turns the jukebox on and the party lights. "I think it's time for a dance!"
 
[me] walks off to make the drinks for Zeorus and Indiegirl. "I'm so happy you guys are having a good time" he says, as he throws a pumpkin pasty at IndieGirl.
 
[me]dodges a flying romance novel by diving behind the bar. "No! Keep those things away from me! If I see one, I'll start reading it and loudly correcting the poor grammar! Especially if I'm drunk!"
 
[me] wakes up suddenly and squeals in a high pitched voice "YIKES that was cold!!!". He then gets up and goes back to make more cocktails
 
[me]sighs and shakes her head. I can't go anywhere without running into a book burning these days.

[me]steals a bottle of Kraken from behind the bar and takes a swig.
 
Lol XD

One time I made a fake-bong out of a coke bottle and filled it with various leaves and sat it on the kitchen bench. It was hilarious when one of my roommates came home, looked at it, asked me if it was mine - to which I replied, oh no, I thought it was yours. She then yelled at her boyfriend and demanded to know if it was his. I like creating chaos sometimes, I had to hide in the laundry to stop them from seeing me laughing my ass off.
 
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