Action Thread! (cue Explosions)

*Dai releases the brakes on blackshears wheelchair which rolls down the hill running over DD and MO and then blows up as it is hit by laser guided exploding merangue launcher fired by Dai....who spontaneously explodes for no apparent reason...*
 
[me]grabs Blackshear's finger and totally uses like, sweet judo moves to totally disable blackshear. I then grab a mewling kitten and throw it like Drew Bledsoe going for the TD zone.
 
::The box of fruit snacks is actually a ninja star, and sticks into the cube wall right next to the annoying coworkers' monitor. IG Smiles innocently.::
 
Oh man, I wish that were the case. It would be dangerous for me to have ninja stars at work. So many sales guys would have them lodged in the backs of their skulls.

[me]browses the internet looking for throwing stars.
 
[me]walks into the the thread and boorishly declares to all and sundry "I didn't read what happened before my post just now", before taking a seat on a conveniently situated velvet divan.
 
[me]Reenacts the gluttony scene from the movie Se7en. Basically he becomes a bloated corpse and drowns himself in a bowl of spaghetti-os. Really gross, and he's wearing a wifebeater.
 
[me]thinks thats a good skittle combination. But has to take it easy, lest his spit turns into molasses with rapid skittle consumption.
 
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