Action Thread! (cue Explosions)

[Democratic Donkeys]

*Democratic Donkeys jumps off of a building and lands on a car, quickly leaping off and walking away.

*the car explodes in the background as DD walks away to an ominous sounding song*

 

[Kumiko]

::sneaks up in a terrorist outfit, plants C4 on DD's back::

Bomb has been planted!

 

[IndieGirl]

*IndieGirl sics Headless Poo-smeared Amelia on Dai and DD.

*IndieGirl also pulls out her camcorder to record whatever happens next.

 

[Fulhead Land]

*Fulhead Land sees the bomb on DD

as it explodes < goes into "Bullet time* and jumps backward comically

 

[IndieGirl]

*IndieGirl eats a popsicle and waits for the freezer to explode.

 

[Fulhead Land]

the freezer explodes. Cue scene with police walking around the destroyed kitchen looking saddened and lots of popsicles with lost loved ones crying.

 

[IndieGirl]

*IndieGirl greedily eyes the weeping popsicles.

"Did anyone see where my mango sorbet got to?!"

*IndieGirl looks up at the ceiling.

"Oh...nevermind."

 

[Fulhead Land]

*Fulhead Land gets into fight with strangely skilled street thug.

*Fulhead Land knocks thug into dumpster

dumpster promptly explodes

 

[IndieGirl]

*IndieGirl plays Battlefront II and blows up things in honor of both awesome video games and Veebs.

 

[Fulhead Land]

*Fulhead Land realises how much veebs is missed by everyone, including /me

car explodes in background

 

[IndieGirl]

*IndieGirl plays with her fully functional guillotine miniature and some old barbie dolls.

 

[Fulhead Land]

the zombiefied barbie dolls get up and start eating ^

they then explode

 

[IndieGirl]

*IndieGirl drops a firecracker down the back of ^'s pants.

 

[Fulhead Land]

the firecracker explodes as a now trouserless *Fulhead Land runs down a corridor being chased by a wall of fire

 

[IndieGirl]

*IndieGirl observes: That's ONE way to motivate someone...

 

[Fulhead Land]

*Fulhead Land covers himself

 

[IndieGirl]

*IndieGirl flings the weepy popsicle remnants at the bottomless FL.

 

[Kumiko]

::sits nearby, picking off each popcicle stick out of the air with a scoped rifle::

 

[IndieGirl]

*IndieGirl attacks ^ from behind with a half-exploded, melty carton of cookie dough ice cream and dumps it down her shirt.

 

[Fulhead Land]

*grabs megaphone to chant "bitchfight" with*

the megaphone promtly explodes

 

[Namyeknom]

*smacks anyone and everyone*

*explodes*

 

[Fulhead Land]

*Fulhead Land is thrown back by the explosion in van marked "pillows"

the van explodes

 

[IndieGirl]

*IndieGirl lights bananas on fire with scented candles.

 

[Monte Ozarka]

*Monte Ozarka throws scented Molotov cocktails at passersby

 

[Namyeknom]

*unleashes spam seeking exploding chickens*

 

[IndieGirl]

*IndieGirl spoons with you

 

[Monte Ozarka]

*Monte Ozarka accidentally leaves hot dogs in the microwave for too long. BOOOOM!

 

[IndieGirl]

*IndieGirl burns her hair off.

Oh wait...

 

[Fedele]

*Fedele cooks bacon


*sizzle*

 

[Nova Sardonikker]

*Nova Sardonikker eats the bacon,

in a sandwich,


with white bread


and lots of KETCHUP!!!*


The ketchup drips out of teh sandwich, raw, and red...

 

[Fedele]

*Fedele runs off screaming

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

*tears out his hair and frets*

 

[Fedele]

*Fedele pees on the rug

 

[Nova Sardonikker]

*slaps Fedele on the nose with a rolled up newspaper*

 

[Groclant]

*newspaper explodes*

 

[Sajlamot]

*Sajlamot is confused by this topic.....
*Sajlamot realizes it is just spam....
*Sajlamot plants a bomb on everyone's newspapers.

 

[IndieGirl]

*IndieGirl squirts Nova with mustard for his ketchuppy-bacon hijinks.

 

[Sajlamot]

*Sajlamot squirts mustard on IndieGirl's bald head.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

*Jumps a few rows of barbed wire on a motorcycle*

 

[Monte Ozarka]

*jumps from an overhang and knocks DD off his bike*