Corrupt A Wish

Poof, it is, and world peace settles in because it was the one thing everyone could agree on.

I wish Name would think up my wish for me.
 
It is, you live in a freezer. With frozen peas.

I wish there were more outlets for late night energy. (I know what you are thinking you foul minded lot...)
 
You do but it isn't an Italian. In fact, it's a German!

I wish people really looked like emoticons

Ast!!! Look what you made me do!
 
They do, but they all have massive negitive impacts and destroy all life on earth.

I want to discover unified theory of physics.
 
It turns out that the theory is written on the front bumper of an 18 wheeler. You find it.


I wish I had the spam powers of Kumi
 
You are but my dancing alien friend comes and shows you up.

I wish my dancing alien friend wouldn't stop talking to me.
 
He does, but he can't tell you about your forthcoming death, and you die.

I wish I could be happier with a bigger spam cooshin.
 
Everyone around is super happy all the time and it starts to get annoying so you try to run them over on a moped, crash and die.

I wish I could remember that old joke about riding mopeds.
 
You do remember the joke, however, as soon as you do, you are run over by the moped quite brutally.

I wish I can go on a vacation...
 
You are, but you crash your car and die while escaping from paparazzi.

I wish I was a member of a royal family.
 
It is peaceful... for five minutes.

I wish I didn't have to write a paper today :(
 
You don't! You never do the assignment and you fail the class


I wish I could juggle 8 balls at a time
 
You become bouncier. But then schoolchildren mistake you for a ball and throw you around during recess.

I wish the next three weeks would fly by quickly.
 
It is, then nothing gets done and there are no curly fries for me to eat. I then go to the UK, hunt you down and kill you for denying my curly fries.

I wish I had curly fries.
 
You do, but that means I have to make them (apparently...), so I come and hunt you down and kill you, for forcing me to do something...

I wish lazy and curly fries could co-exist peacefully.
 
It does, in time for us to move forum again.

I wish to keep my post count here if anyone goes ahead and changes them.
 
You keep it. Woo. Then get attacked by a zombie attracted sexually to the number.

I wish I knew when ^ posted that much.
 
You do. Along with all the secrets of everything in the universe, you start to understand how bummble bees fly, how earthquakes rumble, how air moves and how TNP builds otter homes for homeless otters...but possessed with all this intelligence .... you jump up and bang your head, sufferring rather unfortunate amnesia!

I wish I was Croatian!
 
Poof, you are, and TNP history takes a completely different tack because you never got internet.

I wish I had a country ham.
 
You do, but its all moldy. (Unless country ham means something totally different from what I imagine it to mean, in which case something equally unpleasant happens.)

I wish I understood what you all mean.
 
You do, and are shocked and horrified, and leave in an outrage. You regret it the rest of your life, and eventually jump off a bridge to end your misery. Except you don't die, because it was a short bridge. Instead, you are paralyzed from the neck down (Yes, DD, I know it's called quadriplegic...) have to live in wheelchair that you steer with your teeth, and protesters throw things at you as you roll down the street for living off welfare and because people in general are jerks, and you didn't realize this until you became handicapped and your sunshiny outlook on life was given a harsh kick in the pants by reality. You spend the rest of your days getting no action and living bitter, resentful, and pessimistic. Then you get cancer in your femur, and it winds up infected, until your whole lower body is gangrenous and falls off, and you decide to use the rest of your time on earth sending mail bombs to local congressmen - or rather, paying chem major grad students to build them for you, and you're hunted down by the secret service and summarily despatched of via rabid squirrels and a horde of angry walmart shoppers.


I wish that I could be ^ that cool all the time. :w00t:
 
You are, but you wish is left uncorrupted for so long the great forum gods get angry. They chase you down, for crimes against corruption of wishes, remove your internal organs one by one, while unleashing the infamous tickles of satan move on you. When their finished your left organless, in extremem pain, and you can't stop laughing.

I wish our corrupted wishes could come true for Christmas...
 
Granted but... ah, hell... you aren't even active enough to see this.


I wish Namye was back spamming.
 
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