Pet Peeves

My washing machine broke, flooded the laundry room, dripped down through the kitchen ceiling, and inexplicably spewed water all over the basement through a mysterious drain pipe I never knew existed. I am peeved.
 
that this:
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could be extinct within 5 years because there is no one qualified and willing to manage its last breeding site. and because chinese 'medicine' claims that its an incredible aphrodisiac.
 
Bottle of grog:
People who won't leave the pub at closing time.
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I know a great way to remove those types - it involves a couple of drops of Visine Eydrops in their drink. They will be gone in about a minute, that is if they make it to the bathroom before their colon evacuates down their pant-leg. Oh, and they will never come back. :lol:

Pet Peeve - practical jokers at bars who drop a fresh 9v transistor battery in the urinal.
 
People who constantly text message me on my cell phone...

And people who call me on my cell phone when I am on the crapper.
 
Romanoffia:
People who constantly text message me on my cell phone...

And people who call me on my cell phone when I am on the crapper.
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I've taken to carrying it in there with me. If it's not important, I'll just excuse myself. If it's someone really annoying and persistent, I will begin making bowel noises until they hang up.

:P
 
People who dont understand military jargon.

J/K...a muster is basically calling roll. like they used to do in gradeschool, to make sure everyone is present. its usually done at the end of liberty, and during battlestations.
 
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