Dear DD

Haha, sure, because God and the Devil operate on a Solar Calendar. rolleyes.gif When it reaches year 6666 of the proper Lunisolar calendar of Gods chosen people then you will see the Millenial Reign.

Yours,

DD
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Dear DD,

Were you saying God is not a fan of Julius Ceasar? What about the devil? Please explain.

Sincerely,

Titus
 
First off, nice answer to my last question

Next a two-parter...
What was the origin of the donkey as an official symbol of the democratic party? If you could choose, what animal/thing would you choose to represent the Democrats?
 
Dear DD,

cat-takethis.jpg


Strange Old Gay Man
 
Dear DD,

If you're one of the founding fathers of America and there are allegations that you really liked your slaves... You know... In that way... What would you do?

-TJ
 
Fergi:
Dear DD:

If I think a girl isn't calling me because she's found someone better, what would you recommend I do?
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Stop trying to get in touch with her first off, otherwise she'll think you're too creepy to go out with when things with the cool guy (possibly plays a sport and has a motorcycle) don't work out. Desperation is a stinky cologne, and chicks don't dig it. At this point the best option you have is to not try to contact her and hope for a rebound score. In the mean time, pursue other girls since you should feel no obligation to a girl who is too cowardly to be a woman and straight up tell you she is not interested. Sorry if this came too late and you're stuck in the friend zone, been there before, sorry dude. :(

All my best,

DD

Damieaniaea:
Dear DD.....
why oh why oh why oh why???
Disgruntled of Hove.....
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Have you ever considered the fact that God doesn't exist and even if He does He hates you?

Sorry,

DD

OPA:
Dear DD,

If you're one of the founding fathers of America and there are allegations that you really liked your slaves... You know... In that way... What would you do?

-TJ
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Dear TJ,

I wouldn't really worry about it. The people who write the history textbooks really like to gloss over American History. If Columbus can get away with the treatment he is then I see no problem with you getting away with a little jungle fever.

Sincerely,

DD
 
Democratic Donkeys:
Desperation is a stinky cologne, and chicks don't dig it.
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So should I remove my new cologne, Desperation, by KFed, from the shelves? Would that be a bad marketing venture? Wait. Is that why Brit's leaving me?

Lots of Love. "xoxoxo"
Kevin.


On a more serious note. What to do when you like 2 girls that don't like you back and you can't decide who you like more?

-MP
 
DD:
see no problem with you getting away with a little jungle fever.
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:lol: X 2.5 billion.

Dear DD,

If I'm failing a class, what's the most efficient way to bribe a teacher?

Yours,

Slack Attack Jack
 
OPArsenal:
Dear DD,

If I'm failing a class, what's the most efficient way to bribe a teacher?

Yours,

Slack Attack Jack
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Dearest OPA,

You should approach your teacher with a convincing excuse and be sure to say "I know it's my fault and if there is any way I could maybe get all my work in to you and get marked off a lot? I just feel really bad because i'm letting myself down." Or you could begin going to class and completing all of your work well to show that you have turned a new leaf and then your teacher may approach you with their concerns. It is usually a good idea to become friends with your teachers. Though this might not work for you, it does for me because I go to a school of 700 students and the faculty here are absolutely awesome and infinitely approachable.

Good luck,

DD

The way YOU'D bribe a teacher, or the way DD would bribe a teacher?
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Dear Indiegirl,

I don't have to bribe my teachers. My talents are enough to get me by. I've been to three classes this week all told and I am pulling down at least a 3.3 gpa. Unlike some people I know the when and how of skipping class. Plus all of my teachers adore me because I discuss in class (though not so much that they miss me) and I am an excellent writer. Favoritism is a valuable force to master.

Unheeded,

DD
 
Dear DD,

You should take into consideration that the only class Slack Attack Jack is failing is also the only class he's taking.

Sincerely,

IG
 
IndieGirl:
Dear DD,

You should take into consideration that the only class Slack Attack Jack is failing is also the only class he's taking.

Sincerely,

IG
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Dear IG,

I wish I had known that before because that is really sad. I have only 4 full classes next semester but you'd better believe i'll be there being exceptional. After this next semester i'll have my Philosophy minor in the bag, and then i'll probably declare a double major since i'll already be more than half way there. My other two classes are travel courses that meet once every other week. I'm taking Geology Field Experience and we're going to study and then visit a bunch of Western National Parks like Bryce, Zion, Grand Teton, and Yellowstone. It is going to be awesome. The other one i'm going to France for three weeks to study at the Mediterranean Institute for French Studies if my translating is right. Classes in wine tasting and cheese tasting, and theatre and culture. :lol:

OPA, seriously, maybe College isn't for you. You should be taking advantage of what College has to offer. Maybe go to CC and get an AS in general studies and then go back to real school.

Lovingly,

DD
 
Dear DD.....

How do I cope with the impending engagement of someone I really care about..her "fiance" is a dick as far as I am concerned....but she seems happy about it...???

Dai...
 
IndieGirl:
Dear DD,

You should take into consideration that the only class Slack Attack Jack is failing is also the only class he's taking.

Sincerely,

IG
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Dear IG,

You should take into considerationthat I am not failing my class that I am taking.

I hate proving you wrong.

-Moz
 
Dear DD,

If I really want to get under someone's skin and drive him into an insanity he will never hope of clawing his pitiful soul out of..how do you think I should go about that? And would the tactics be different for lovers?

Thanks!

Chapstick!
 
Dear DD,

I may need to become in contact with a friend who has done me wrong recently and whom I told I never want to speak to again. What is the proper course of action for such a situation? And may I add that speaking through a mutual friend is an option.

Love you,

Sincerely,

Always yours,

XOXOXO,

MP
 
Monumental Proportions:
Dear DD,

I may need to become in contact with a friend who has done me wrong recently and whom I told I never want to speak to again. What is the proper course of action for such a situation? And may I add that speaking through a mutual friend is an option.

Love you,

Sincerely,

Always yours,

XOXOXO,

MP
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Dear MP,

How badly did they wrong you? I can't really say either way until I know the severity of the wronging. Basically you have three options. You can forgive this person or you can not forgive them. Talking through a mutual friend is not a mature way to go about things, that is unless you are still in secondary school, in that case go for it.

(.)(.),

DD

Daimeianananaa:
Dear DD.....

How do I cope with the impending engagement of someone I really care about..her "fiance" is a dick as far as I am concerned....but she seems happy about it...???

Dai...
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Dear Dai,

Perhaps she sees a side of him that you don't? Or maybe she is fooling herself and will end up seeing his personality flaws in the end. Either way you should definitely not mention anything to her. Doing that would most likely end your friendship, and it sounds like you like her enough to not want to do that.

Best of luck,

DD

IG:
Dear DD,

Could I say that it was nice to be able to talk to you today? Thanks for the chat. I appreciate it.


Always,

IG
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Dear IG,

Yes you could, and you did. You're welcome.

Sincerely,

DD
 
Dear DD,

My coworker is a lazy ace, my boss won't fire him because it's too much work to hire and train a new employee and I don't look any better for doing all the work because I can't handle all the work that is coming in(a reason we hired my coworker) so it doesn't all get done in a timely manner or very well. Should I quit, kick my coworker's lazy ace or complain to my bosses boss?

Sincerely,
Considering going postal
 
MI:
Dear DD,

Do I aggravate people with my off the wall sense of humor towards life or should I give in and take the anal retentive approach?  :evil:
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Dear Mental Imagination,

I'm sure some people are aggravated by your sense of humor, mostly because people get aggravated by different things. Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, what might be right for you, may not be right for some. Also you could be less "off the wall" and not be anal retentive, that's painting the issue in black and white and it's never good to view things as "Us or them".

Sincerely, DD

Katinaire:
Dear DD,

My coworker is a lazy ace, my boss won't fire him because it's too much work to hire and train a new employee and I don't look any better for doing all the work because I can't handle all the work that is coming in(a reason we hired my coworker) so it doesn't all get done in a timely manner or very well. Should I quit, kick my coworker's lazy ace or complain to my bosses boss?

Sincerely,
Considering going postal
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Dear Katinaire,

Welcome to the North Pacific and thank you for your question! I believe that your boss is as lazy as your co-worker. Too lazy to fire that man and train someone new to increase productivity and happiness in employees who actually do work? (You)

Go higher up the foodchain, but first appeal to your boss one last time.

Good luck,

DD
 
Hey DD, did I just post my 69th post for this day (12-22-06) and 3,000 post since I arrived? And what are your thoughts to this event happening in here instead of pronouncing my actions in a new thread?

*wanders off looking for a refill for his disillusioned glass of C R*
 
mental imagination:
Hey DD, did I just post my 69th post for this day (12-22-06) and 3,000 post since I arrived? And what are your thoughts to this event happening in here instead of pronouncing my actions in a new thread?

*wanders off looking for a refill for his disillusioned glass of C R*
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Dear MI,

You did indeed make your 3,000th post (and 69th of the day). As for noting it here rather than your own thread speaks to your humble (or strange) nature.

Love,

DD
 
Apollo-Industria:
Dear DD,

If you are the Democratic Donkeys, why is there a Republican in your avatar?

Love,
Artifical Intelligence
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Dear Curious,

To throw people off. I am actually in the process of deciding a new avatar. I think I may have found a new image that I saw in a recent issue of Time magazine. Expect a change very soon.

Warmest regards,

DD
 
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