Dear DD

Dear dd

in a morale quandry
after seeing fedeles pic, i am in love with......a raider!
my one true love is my one treu hate (or something..romeo and juliet)
what shall i do?!
 
Dear DD,

Why even bother to mention Poe in the description, you ruddy thread-hijacker!? I mean, all the good Poe answers are back the old forum, and frankly, I think it's insulting to her good name to have it associated with such a load of tripe as this well-below-industry-standard, hogwash thing you call an advice thread. This is more of a post-count whoring thread than the "I just" thread. I mean, seriously. You think you have all the answers, but you don't! YOU JUST DON'T! GAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

In other news, to test your competency to continue operation of this thread, please complete the following:

Final Exam

Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer any five questions you choose.
Time Limit: One hour. Begin immediately.

1. HISTORY - Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

2. MEDICINE - You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have 15 minutes.

3. PUBLIC SPEAKING - 2,500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

4. BIOLOGY - Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis.

5. MUSIC - Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.

6. PSYCHOLOGY - Based on your knowledge of their words, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Ramses II, Gregory of Nicea, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.

7. SOCIOLOGY - Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

8. ENGINEERING - The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.

9. EPISTEMOLOGY - Take a position for or against Truth. Prove the validity of your position.

10. PHYSICS - Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

11. PHILOSOPHY - Sketch the development of human thought, estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.

EXTRA CREDIT - Define the Universe. Give three examples.
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Thanks!

IG
 
IndieGirl:
Dear DD,

Why even bother to mention Poe in the description, you ruddy thread-hijacker!? I mean, all the good Poe answers are back the old forum, and frankly, I think it's insulting to her good name to have it associated with such a load of tripe as this well-below-industry-standard, hogwash thing you call an advice thread. This is more of a post-count whoring thread than the "I just" thread. I mean, seriously. You think you have all the answers, but you don't! YOU JUST DON'T! GAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
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Dear Indiegirl,

STFU.

Sincerely,

DD
 
Fedele:
Dear DD,

I have a choice between becoming a kangaroo and a koala. Which one should I choose?
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Dear Huma,

The answer is obvious, kangaroos are badass. They have a pouch which is dead useful for carrying stuff around in. I bet you could keep your PSP in there, and have room for extra batteries! Does a koala have a pouch, I think not!


Love,

DD
 
OPArsenal:
Dear DD,

What's your favorite kind of Tang? I like the classic Orange.

-NASA fanboy
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Dear OPA,

What are you thinking man! Get pre-mixed, you're the worst american I have ever seen (online). You mean to tell me you actually mix your own juice?! We have cambodians for a reason!

Shocked,

DD
 
IndieGirl:
Dear DD,

You didn't take the test. I'm telling.

I've upped my standards...up yours!
IG
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Dearest IG (If that's your real name),

Who you gonna tell? I am lord here! Hahahahahahaha!! I can make your questions disappear one night, do you really think it's worth risking the life of your posts for a test? I can make it look like an accident.

Sincerely,

DD
 
Dear DD, ever since IG saw my post she has been stalking me and spamming my email constantly using :tb2: emoticons and rambling on about following her heart.

What should I do????!!!!!


Frantically,
Fedele
 
Dear Fedele,

I happen to know that IG is not doing any of that. That you would say that makes me seriously concerned for the safety of the person behind the name of Indiegirl. Get some help, you sick stalker freak.

(un)Love,

DD
 
Dear DD,

Everyone else has had more sex than me. Does anyone else get that feeling?


Concernedly,
Communist Rabbit
 
Dear (sexless) Sir,

Some people take pride in being pure for their first and only love, the person they marry. As a matter of fact there is a movement amongst the generation that is in High School and beyond to remains virgins till they are married, I read about it in Rolling Stone.These people are foolish, and will view sex as an embarassing act when they actually get around to doing it, and that's no good. But yeah, there are lots of people who feel that way out there. Just feel fortunate that you're pretty good looking. :)

Not gay,

DD
 
Dear DD

It is your birthday. Why has no one started you one of those threads that allows everyone to say "Happy Birthday" without care or thought?

IP

PS. Happy Birthday!
 
Dear DD,

Did yuo ever realise your initials also mean designated driver while mine also stand for alcoholics anonymous. lol

Happy Birthday!! :D

- Avenging Angels
 
Dear Alcoholics Anonymous,

Yes, I realized mine meant designated driver, and would be a fun play on words at least here in Nationstates. I recall an instance where I was talking to someone NS related and said I, DD, was going to be DD for a few friends. Man I have to tell you, being DD at a house party where everyone else is getting smashed is no fun. :(

Sincerely,

Designated Driver
 
Dear DD,

Have you been stalking me? Every time I walk home from class, I get this weird feeling someone's behind me.

Concerned Citizen
 
Deikura:
Dear DD,

I'm back. Pvnk.

Your horny kitten,
Kumi-chan
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Dearest Kumi-san,

Good to hear, |317(|-|.

Sincerely,

Deedee. :D

Indiegirl:
Dear DD,

I'm sorry... ... ... ... for whatever.


Sincerely,

yeah, that.
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Dear Indiegirl,

You are forthwith forgiven for your overuse of ellipses.

Graciously yours,

DD

Puckton:
Dear DD,

Have you been stalking me? Every time I walk home from class, I get this weird feeling someone's behind me.

Concerned Citizen
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Foolish Puck,

Don't be so paranoid you weirdo.

Love,

Your Stalker.

Virtual Boy:
Dear DD,

S'up?

VB
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Dear returned VB,

not 2 much dawg, u no how i roll son, jus got done with class, now i can chillax here fo a bit and den get some food yo.

Word,

DD
 
Dear DD,

Bring more beer. Good beer this time. Not the skunkbeer, not the piss-water. GOOD BEER. And don't forget the cream.

Yours,
Kumi-chan

PS: The salty stuff, not the whipped heavy.
 
Deikura:
Dear DD,

Bring more beer. Good beer this time. Not the skunkbeer, not the piss-water. GOOD BEER. And don't forget the cream.

Yours,
Kumi-chan

PS: The salty stuff, not the whipped heavy.
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Dearest kumi-san,

I will be having beer tonight, but it will be bad beer. Which is why I will be shotgunning it with a friend of mine. Then it's time for some beer pong. And I always have some cream on me, you don't have to worry about that.

Love,

Deedee
 
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