Dear DD

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dear DD:

Is Francoism the answer?

-Torn

Dear Torn,

Search within your heart, you know it to be true!

Nooooooo!!!!!,

DD

Dear DD,

j00 4r3 t3h f4gz0r. why 4r3 j00 s0 g00d 4t 1t?

Yrs.
3y30wnz0rj00

Dear 3y30wnz0rj00,

Speak english and then maybe i'll answer your flipping question. :angry:

Love,

DD

 

[Kumiko]

Dear DD,

j00 4r3 $t1ll t3h f4gz0r.

yrs.
3y30wnz0rj00

 

[GoalVA]

Dear DD,

Mom wants to know when the child support will come through? She's running out of crack.

 

[Kumiko]

Dear DD,

Have you gotten yourself some tang yet?

Yrs.
Kumi-chan

 

[GoalVA]

Dear DD,

Do you love me still?

Rgds,
Goal.

 

[WishyWashyWonder]

Dear DD,

Why are there bubbles all around me?

 

[GoalVA]

Dear DD,

Do you like my hat?

 

[Kumiko]

Dear DD,

Please come to my house later. I'm all drippy for you. In the sink.

Yrs
Boobookittyfck.

 

[GoalVA]

Dear DD,

She's all drippy, I'd be careful.

Do you like my shoes?

 

[Kumiko]

Dear DD,

I have seen his shoes and they suck.

Yrs.
Kumi

 

[GoalVA]

Dear DD,

She's just jealous because I have the higher postcount

What should I do?

 

[Kumiko]

Dear DD,

Can I kill him? Or have him put to death?

yrs.
Kumi

 

[GoalVA]

Dear DD,

How do I remove soap scum from a shotgun?

 

[Kumiko]

Dear DD,

Can I flay Goal alive for putting soap on his shotgun?

yrs.
Kumi

 

[GoalVA]

Dear DD,

Where are you?

 

[Kumiko]

Dear DD,

Put your magic inside me, I want your babies! ;_;

yrs
Barren

 

[Namyeknom]

Dear DD,

Do you mind me using your thread as a means to get more posts?

Nam

 

[Fedele]

Dear DD.

I don't think I like you anymore...
You used to watch me shave,
Now all you do is stare at the floor.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dear DD,

j00 4r3 $t1ll t3h f4gz0r.

yrs.
3y30wnz0rj00

Jesus Christ you pyschos!


Dear Eye,

STFU!

Regards,

DD

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dear DD,

Mom wants to know when the child support will come through? She's running out of crack.

Dear Illegitimate,

Your mom is not getting a damn cent from me. Your mom has known far too many men for me to be able to trust that you're actually mine. Sorry (maybe) son of mine, but that's real life.

My deepest sympathy,

DD

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dear DD,

Have you gotten yourself some tang yet?

Yrs.
Kumi-chan

Dear Kumi,

I get plenty of tang, thanks for your concern.

Regards,

DD

 

[OPArsenal]

Dear DD,

How do you know?

-OPA

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dear DD,

Do you love me still?

Rgds,
Goal.

Dear Goal,

Did I ever love you? Oh wait, answering a question with a question, whoops. How bout this then, No!

Sincerely stay away or you get a restraining order,

DD

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dear DD,

Why are there bubbles all around me?

Dear WWW,

OH GOD WATCH OUT FOR THE FAN AT THE TOP OF THE ROOM!!! YOU'LL BE CHOPPED TO PIECES!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MR. WONKA!!!

Your favorite Oompa-loompa,

DD

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dear DD,

Do you like my hat?

Dear Goal,

I know you're not wearing a hat. And if I could prove it then i'd ban you for being a filthy liar.

Die soon,

DD

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dear DD,

Please come to my house later. I'm all drippy for you. In the sink.

Yrs
Boobookittyfck.

Dear Kumi,

Gaijin chinpoko?

Lustfully yours,

DD

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dear DD,

She's all drippy, I'd be careful.

Do you like my shoes?

Dear Goalie,

My sources tell me your shoes suck.

Sorry,

DD

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dear DD,

She's just jealous because I have the higher postcount ohmy.gif

What should I do?

Dearest Goal,

She has challenged your honor! Fight to the death!

Good luck,

DD

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dear DD,

Can I kill him? Or have him put to death?

yrs.
Kumi

Euthenasia is illegal. But youth in asia is ok, think about it. Then kill him. You're a ninja, go for it.

Yatta!

DD

 

[OPArsenal]

Dear DD,

How do you know?

-OPA

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dear DD,

How do I remove soap scum from a shotgun?

Dear Confused,

Look down the barrel and see if there really is soap scum in there. Then i'd insert a shell, and pull the trigger. That should clear out any residue.

Waiting,

DD

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dear DD,

Can I flay Goal alive for putting soap on his shotgun?

yrs.
Kumi

Dearest Kumi,

Yes, you may.

Lovingly,

DD

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dear DD,

Where are you?

Concerned Citizen,

Like I have to answer to you! Hahahaha! Now that i'm elected you can't do a thing! I'm untouchable! *aide comes and whispers in DD's ear* I'd like to apologize for the prior statement. Under the Freedom of Information Act i'm required to tell you my whereabouts.

I was in bed watching spongebob squarepants. My girlfriend had class at 8am and she disturbed my slumber, so I decided to just watch cartoons until class, which is held right downstairs, very convenient.

Cheers,

DD

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dear DD,

Put your magic inside me, I want your babies! ;_;

yrs
Barren

My lost love,

A'ight.

Love,

DD

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dear DD,

Do you mind me using your thread as a means to get more posts?

Nam

Dear Confuzzled,

Yeah actually I do, this thread is for advice! You're keeping other peoples questions from being answered!

DD

 

[OPArsenal]

Dear DD,

Is it time for Bobby Bowden to leave his coaching position at FSU?

Sincerely,

Concerned Seminole

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

How do you know x3or4?

Dear annoying,

Because I just do! Stop posting the same thing over and over, I have a lot of questions to answer without you mucking things up. :angry:

Hope you understand,

DD

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Dear DD,

Is it time for Bobby Bowden to leave his coaching position at FSU?

Sincerely,

Concerned Seminole

Dear OPA,

How should I know!? Jeeze!

Ignorant of seminoles,

DD

 

[OPArsenal]

Dear DD,

How was lunch?

-OPA

 

[GoalVA]

DD,

OpA told me I was too verbose. Is there an arabic custom to suit this kind of insult? Perhaps one with stabbing involved?

~ Goal