Corrupt-A-Wish

[Ayuzh]

Granted,but without spacesuit. U died there

I wish for being CEO of Samsung.

 

[Tringapore]

Granted, but you got fired almost immediately because of lack of experience

I wish for a pen

 

[Ayuzh]

U need to wish for your second Life for completing the wish.

I wish for 4

 

[Tringapore]

Granted, you receive 5

I wish for a wand

 

[Emptiness]

Granted,you got a Minecraft Knockback 1000 stick that flings you outta earth whenever you do something with it.In a nutshell, it hates you.
I wish to have the power to ban anyone anywhere anytime in any internet/game platform, even in real life.

 

[Tringapore]

You need to grant the above poster's wish.

Granted, but you get banned instead for godmodding.

I wish for a wand

 

[Ayuzh]

U need your second Life to fulfill it.

I wish for forward

 

[Tringapore]

Granted, but you go backwards.

I wish for winter

 

[Emptiness]

You need to grant the above poster's wish.

Granted, but you get banned instead for godmodding.

I wish for a wand

That minecraft knockbacc 1000 stick is the granted.it kills you.
Anyways.
Granted and it's very hot in winter now.
I wish for nothing but pizza.

 

[Tringapore]

You need to wish for something too, besides granting someone a wish.

/skip

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted a skipping rope

I wish for being

 

[Tringapore]

Granted, but nothing came out, because you did not specify anything

I wish for a stone

 

[Emptiness]

You got crushed to death.
I wish for a Minecraft Knockback 9999999 stick in real life.

 

[Tringapore]

Granted, but it got broken into 2 when it arrived.

I wish for some gold.

 

[Emptiness]

The 2 sticks still have Knockback 4999999,5 applied.
Anyways.
You got 1 big bar of gold that crushes you to death.
I wish to ban Aerilia from existing.

 

[Tringapore]

Granted, but the Mods ban you first!

I wish for a carton of milk

 

[Aerilia]

Granted, you receive a cart made from milk

I wish for a Ice cream

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted,but it melted in 6 seconds

I wish for Cricket being the national sport of Germany.

 

[Emptiness]

Granted,but Germany is total idiots about cricket and you got fired because you have no skill on playing cricket.
I wish to ban myself.

 

[Ayuzh]

Hey,wait I am one of the best cricketer in my school . And that's also in india.

Granted,go and see the ban the person above you thread

I wish the Germany becomes skillful in cricket.

 

[Tringapore]

Granted, they win every cricket match and your team always loses, as a result.

I wish for a game of mahjong right now

 

[Aerilia]

Granted, but every round is unsolvable

I wish to watch Tringapore play Mahjong

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted,but you need a Singapore ticket.

I wish for a tiger in streets of Paris

 

[Aerilia]

Granted, but it's a toy Tiger. And it gets stolen by a tourist.

I wish to be ruler of North Korea

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted,but just for a day. U ended communism there and all the people killed you in hunger.

I wish for visiting Kepler-70B

 

[Aerilia]

Granted, but the Earth gets destroyed.

I wish for everyone to get a single pineapple

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted,but your pineapple was crushed by a truck.

I wish that everyone to visit sun.

 

[Aerilia]

Granted, but the sun was closed that day due to the rain.

I wish for a free holiday

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted,but you need to work on 2 holidays for a free holiday.

I wish for permanent online.

 

[Aerilia]

Granted, you get turned into a computer

I wish for that car!

The one I'm staring at right now

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted,but u need to pay $1,000,000

I wish for

 

[Tringapore]

Granted, you get absolutely nothing.

I wish to win the lottery!

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted,but you won $1!!

I wish for -6 degrees in My city

 

[Aerilia]

Granted, but the temperature doesn't stop dropping and you get frozen

I wish for a Unicorn!

 

[Emptiness]

You got a dead one.
I wish to nothing.

 

[Ayuzh]

You became nothing. Oh you are empty.

I wish for Saturn inside earth.

 

[Aerilia]

Granted, the Earth explodes

I wish for the sun to collapse

 

[Ayuzh]

Granted,but u died up there

I wish for reaching Proxima Centuri

 

[Aerilia]

Granted, you get a free trip to the proximity alarm museum

I wish for tickets to the zoo

 

[Emptiness]

Granted,but there is nothing in the zoo because the animals broke free.
I wish to be able to beat Poisonous Chasm and Blue Moon in Flood Escape 2.