Trebizondia | A Rising Power of the Black Sea

Internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.

Whole-wheat loaves can only be ordered on the dark web.

Holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year.

Most farmers are indentured to agrochemical conglomerates.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.

A sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers.

Turan's back alleys are rife with sausage eating.

The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Turan for fear of causing a fuss.

Film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium.

The request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.

Rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.