Vending Machine*

Aerilia · Jan 4, 2019

You get a cup of tea

I insert a piece of stone

Janus · Jan 4, 2019

You get the Blarney Stone.

I insert Stonehenge.

Aerilia · Jan 5, 2019

You get aliens

I insert some pineapple

Janus · Jan 5, 2019

You get a coaster.

I insert a cigarette.

Dinoium · Jan 5, 2019

You get @QuietDad.

I insert some spaghetti.

Ka Ching · Jan 7, 2019

You get a Flying Spaghetti Monster

I insert some oranges

Janus · Jan 7, 2019

You get orange juice.

I insert some coins.

Aerilia · Jan 10, 2019

You get change

I insert a newspaper

Janus · Jan 10, 2019

Your newspaper gets recycled.

I insert milk.

Aerilia · Jan 13, 2019

You receive a cow

I insert a boat

Janus · Jan 13, 2019

You get a small island that looks like a boat. That is listing to starboard.

I insert a comphy blanket.

Aerilia · Feb 2, 2019

You get wool

I insert a sheep

Janus · Feb 2, 2019

You get a lion.

I insert a recyclable bottle.

Aerilia · Feb 2, 2019

You get a destroyed Earth

I insert some oil

Janus · Feb 3, 2019

You get a destroyed Earth.

I insert the idea of a world currency based on plutonium or uranium.

Aerilia · Feb 4, 2019

You get three arms

I insert air

Janus · Feb 4, 2019

You get radiation shielding.

You get a clean breath.

Aerilia · Feb 23, 2019

You get nothing

I insert a inserting post

Janus · Feb 24, 2019

Aerilia:
You get nothing

I insert a inserting post

Wah.

I insert a quote of an inserting post.

Clever you.

El Fiji Grande · Feb 24, 2019

You receive an old, philosophical woman, who tells you to enjoy the pleasantness of small conversations, and to see the little things you do to brighten others' days not to be a waste of time, but rather one of the very reasons why life itself is worth living.

I insert a quarter.

Janus · Feb 24, 2019

You get vomit.

Don't forget to eat it!

I insert a recyclable glass bottle.

El Fiji Grande · Feb 24, 2019

What do you insert?

Janus · Feb 24, 2019

You get not vomit.

I insert a clean hanky.

Aerilia · Mar 11, 2019

You get nothing

I insert that nothing

artiza · Mar 12, 2019

You get porridge

I insert a crumpet

Sanjurika · Mar 12, 2019

You get some spilled tea.

I insert an airplane

artiza · Mar 13, 2019

You get a moth.

I insert a sorcerer

SG & BG Burster · Mar 13, 2019

You get a piece of rye bread.

I insert a medium-well filet mignon.

Janus · Mar 13, 2019

You get sushi.

I insert 15 feathers and a snail.

artiza · Mar 14, 2019

You get a left shoe

I insert a beret

Aerilia · Mar 15, 2019

You receive a puppy

I insert a vending machine

SG & BG Burster · Mar 15, 2019

You receive a Qing Dynasty coin.

I insert a wedge of munster cheese.

Berkowitzia · Mar 15, 2019

You receive a wedge of munster cheese.

I insert a wedge of swiss cheese.

Aerilia · Mar 17, 2019

You get a biscuit

I insert some cream

artiza · Mar 18, 2019

You get a dice

I insert an aglet

SG & BG Burster · Mar 20, 2019

You receive a meatball.

I insert a kilogram of feathers.

artiza · Mar 21, 2019

You get a pillow

I insert a rocket

James2spooky · Mar 22, 2019

kicked it

Aerilia · Mar 22, 2019

You receive a moon

I insert a cheese moon

Bobberino · Apr 1, 2019

You recieve a can of spam.

I insert Malphe.

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