Vending Machine*

Loh · Oct 11, 2018

You get a knife.

I insert a kangaroo

arietti · Oct 12, 2018

You get vegemite

I insert a 20-sided die

El Fiji Grande · Oct 12, 2018

You receive Gary Gygax.

I insert a fire extinguisher.

Aerilia · Oct 15, 2018

You catch on fire

I insert some peanutbutter

El Fiji Grande · Oct 15, 2018

You receive a toasty marshmallow.

I insert my burning shirt

Loh · Oct 15, 2018

You get a crazy monkey on fire.

I insert Pepe

Aerilia · Oct 16, 2018

You get some Pepsi thrown at you

I insert a marshmallow

arietti · Oct 18, 2018

You get the pillsbury dough boy.

I insert Art the clown (aka the murderous clown in my profile pic)

Loh · Oct 18, 2018

You get a harmless clown

I insert a red pill

arietti · Oct 19, 2018

you get dementia.

I insert a bubble

Bobberino · Oct 21, 2018

You get a buff Polish man screaming in your face "WHO BLEW THAT BUBBLE".

I insert Matt Carpenter

arietti · Oct 22, 2018

You get a bowl of disappointment.

I insert @Bobberino (<3 best friend).

Bobberino · Oct 22, 2018

You get another bowl of disappointment.

I insert Mookie Betts.

Loh · Oct 22, 2018

You get Skittles

I insert a sloth

Aerilia · Oct 22, 2018

You get Siwale

I insert a Loh

arietti · Oct 23, 2018

Aerilia:
You get Siwale

I insert a Loh

You get puss in boots.

I insert a bowl of gummy worms

Aerilia · Oct 29, 2018

You get man eating worms

I insert some concrete

arietti · Oct 30, 2018

you get a leg cast.

I insert a rubber duck

Aerilia · Oct 30, 2018

You get a real duck

I insert Zazumo

arietti · Oct 31, 2018

you get the How To Train Your Dragon audiobook.

I insert sentient Rye bread.

Loh · Nov 1, 2018

You get a zombie bread

I insert Africa

arietti · Nov 1, 2018

you get Dorothy and Toto

I insert a piece of hair

Zaz · Nov 3, 2018

You get a Donald Trump wig.

I insert @Aerilia's stolen Halloween candy.

Aerilia · Nov 3, 2018

You get a small piece of chocolate.

I insert @Zaz's doggo

Dinoium · Nov 4, 2018

You get Ratboi.

I insert @Aerilia's purple unicorn.

El Fiji Grande · Nov 4, 2018

You receive a lot of floof.

I insert the floof himself.

Loh · Nov 4, 2018

You get a little dragon.

I insert Captain Jack Sparrow

Aerilia · Nov 5, 2018

You get a parrot

I insert a sloth

Bobberino · Nov 7, 2018

You get the Delegacy of TNP.

I insert a full size Kit Kat.

Loh · Nov 8, 2018

You get an empty package.

I insert Uganda

Aerilia · Nov 13, 2018

You get New Zealand

I insert a wild Pokémon

Loh · Nov 14, 2018

You get a Digimon

I insert a cheese

Aerilia · Nov 16, 2018

You get some mould

I insert the colour purple

Bobberino · Nov 21, 2018

You get a baby's weird looking turd.

I insert @Malphe.

Aerilia · Nov 22, 2018

You get some cheese

I insert that cheese

artiza · Nov 22, 2018

You get salami

I insert breadcrumbs

Dinoium · Dec 8, 2018

You get bread.

I insert @Zaz

El Fiji Grande · Dec 28, 2018

You receive @Loz.

I insert a Ferrero Rocher.

Loh · Jan 3, 2019

You get a Toblerone

I insert a crazy frog

Janus · Jan 3, 2019

You get a feral cat.

I insert a cup of coffee.

Vending Machine*

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Over 45000 km and counting

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Over 45000 km and counting

One cat to rule them all

"Always be Evil"

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One cat to rule them all

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Spammer in Chief

the sentient Ry Bread, at your service!

Spammer in Chief

One cat to rule them all

"Always be Evil"

the sentient Ry Bread, at your service!

"Always be Evil"

the sentient Ry Bread, at your service!

"Always be Evil"

the sentient Ry Bread, at your service!

One cat to rule them all

the sentient Ry Bread, at your service!

North Pacific Dweller

"Always be Evil"

Legal nerd

Over 45000 km and counting

One cat to rule them all

"Always be Evil"

Spammer in Chief

One cat to rule them all

"Always be Evil"

One cat to rule them all

"Always be Evil"

Spammer in Chief

"Always be Evil"

old but not obsolete

Legal nerd

Over 45000 km and counting

One cat to rule them all

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