Vending Machine*

Aerilia · May 20, 2019

You get a dragon

I insert a penny

Gorundu · May 24, 2019

You get nothing.

I insert a fork.

SG & BG Burster · May 27, 2019

You get a needle.

I insert a whiteboard.

Gorundu · Jun 1, 2019

You get a marker.

I insert a donkey

Aerilia · Jun 3, 2019

You get democracy

I insert batman

Janus · Jun 5, 2019

You get the batmobile.

I insert an overripe banana.

E2: grammatical and punctuation errors.

grin and true.

Aerilia · Jun 16, 2019

You get banana muffins

I insert a muffin

Bobberino · Jun 19, 2019

You get Malphe.

I insert Max Scherzer.

Aerilia · Jun 23, 2019

You get Maxwell Smart

I insert Hydra

Janus · Jun 25, 2019

You get Hercules.

I insert Spiderman.

Aerilia · Jun 29, 2019

You get attacked by a bunch of flying baby spiders

I insert a coin and press F6

El Fiji Grande · Jul 2, 2019

You get a brighter coin.

I insert a fusion reactor.

Aerilia · Jul 13, 2019

You get transported back to the year 1111

I insert the F4 key

Dinoium · Sep 8, 2019

You get closed out of Chrome.

I insert a Trojan.

Aerilia · Sep 27, 2019

Your nation gets taken over by the Zazreek's

I insert the ancient Romans

Janus · Oct 8, 2019

You get Nero.

I insert my cat.

Aerilia · Oct 27, 2019

You receive a dog

I insert some concrete

artiza · Oct 30, 2019

You receive a brick

I insert a sip of wine

Aerilia · Nov 2, 2019

You receive a grape

I insert a penguin

artiza · Nov 6, 2019

You receive a gnu

I insert a mug

Bobberino · Nov 6, 2019

You receive a coffee machine.

I insert a pair of scissors.

artiza · Nov 7, 2019

You receive a thimble

I insert a bat

Aerilia · Nov 22, 2019

You receive a Batman

I insert a House

Janus · Nov 23, 2019

You receive a window.

I insert a keyboard.

artiza · Nov 25, 2019

You receive a letter.

I insert a bird.

Janus · Nov 25, 2019

You get an egg (it was a tossup between that and the scene from "The Prestige", but I'm feeling nice today in a weird sorta way.)

I insert a bound crow.

artiza · Nov 26, 2019

You receive a cat.

I insert a pudding.

Marcus Antonius · Nov 29, 2019

You get Christmas!

I insert a butterfly.

Aerilia · Dec 1, 2019

You get the colour Blue

I insert a hospital

Marcus Antonius · Dec 2, 2019

You learn Patience

I insert a catheter!

SG & BG Burster · Dec 3, 2019

You get blood.

I insert an empty bottle.

Marcus Antonius · Dec 3, 2019

You get a refund

I insert a Gladius

Janus · Dec 4, 2019

You get a new Minister of Defense.

I insert an Aeon.

Marcus Antonius · Dec 5, 2019

You have a long wait!

I insert Boris Johnson!

Janus · Dec 5, 2019

You get a photo op.

I insert May.

Marcus Antonius · Dec 5, 2019

You get something between April and June.

I insert an Axe.

Aerilia · Dec 21, 2019

You get a viking

I insert a octopus

Marcus Antonius · Jan 7, 2020

You get 8 cats!

I insert a Toilet Roll

artiza · Jan 7, 2020

You get a box of playing cards.

I insert a flour cup

Marcus Antonius · Jan 7, 2020

You get a an empty returned cup.

I insert two eggs

Vending Machine*

"Always be Evil"

I finished my Chinese homework

Liberty and Equity

I finished my Chinese homework

"Always be Evil"

Eh? [HA and Culture Staff]

"Always be Evil"

Spammer in Chief

"Always be Evil"

Eh? [HA and Culture Staff]

"Always be Evil"

Over 50000 km and counting

"Always be Evil"

Legal nerd

"Always be Evil"

Eh? [HA and Culture Staff]

"Always be Evil"

old but not obsolete

"Always be Evil"

old but not obsolete

Spammer in Chief

old but not obsolete

"Always be Evil"

Eh? [HA and Culture Staff]

old but not obsolete

Eh? [HA and Culture Staff]

old but not obsolete

Per Ardua Ad Astra

"Always be Evil"

Per Ardua Ad Astra

Liberty and Equity

Per Ardua Ad Astra

Eh? [HA and Culture Staff]

Per Ardua Ad Astra

Eh? [HA and Culture Staff]

Per Ardua Ad Astra

"Always be Evil"

Per Ardua Ad Astra

old but not obsolete

Per Ardua Ad Astra