Corrupt-A-Wish

Ayuzh · May 1, 2026

Granted, you just wished for one to exist- so I took that pass

I wish for a get-together on Saturn

Server the Penguin · May 1, 2026

Granted, but I don't know what a get-together is, so I choose that you get a rock called saturn.

I wish For extremist ideologies to cease to exist

Ruby · May 1, 2026

Granted, but they come back in a day.

I wish for a skirt.

Ayuzh · May 1, 2026

Granted, they're too long

I wish for getting a good house in Gangtok( and a girl there if possible)

Server the Penguin · May 2, 2026

Granted, your house is made of high quality European sticks, and you got a possible

I wish for potatoes

Ayuzh · May 2, 2026

Granted, you get potatoes

I wish for three wishes

Ruby · May 2, 2026

Granted, but I steal them all for myself and get estrogen, skirts and every single piece of Eurovision merch.

I wish for nothing.

Ayuzh · May 3, 2026

Granted, you get me

I wish for snowfall again

Frismana · May 3, 2026

Granted, the snowfall is only 1 inch

I wish for a good movie to randomly appear

Ayuzh · May 3, 2026

Granted, the movie tickets are very costly and you couldn't watch it

I wish I was a duck

sophia · May 3, 2026

granted, you now must face @Laforeia in a grand duel for territory

i wish i had salted caramel ice cream

Ayuzh · May 3, 2026

Granted, I stopped reading the post at salt so you get salt

I wish for sugar

Simone · May 3, 2026

Granted. It's just unrefined so unless you have a proper factory you can't use it.

I wish for peace for the world and all that.

Ayuzh · May 3, 2026

Granted, all humans vanished and world peace is achieved

I wish for trees

Server the Penguin · May 4, 2026

Granted, but I love trees, so there are trees, so there are a lot of trees because I love them.

I wish for love

Ayuzh · May 4, 2026

Granted, you get the love from your pet

I wish for a tuna

Server the Penguin · May 4, 2026

Granted, it has lots of lots of lots of microplastics and mercury

I wish for a pet

Ayuzh · May 4, 2026

Granted, you get a @Fish

I wish for @Fish

Server the Penguin · May 4, 2026

Granted, but I steal it and go to Jurassic parking.

I wish to win

Simone · May 7, 2026

Granted. You won a 10% discount to entry to The North Pacific Zoo, where the star attraction, a polar bear, was long gone.

I wish to see aurora borealis (I actually have had plans to go to Tromso for it but it kept getting pushed back)

Server the Penguin · May 7, 2026

Granted, you are a prisoner in a gulag.

I wish for 100 billion penguins

Simone · May 8, 2026

Granted. I just sent you 100 billion tiny plastic penguins made by AliExpress.

I wish for less air pollution on Earth.

Ayuzh · May 8, 2026

Granted, the Earth's atmosphere is now filled with Helium and Hydrogen

I wish for a radar system

Server the Penguin · May 8, 2026

Granted, I tried my best to build it out of LEGO

I wish for a lot of plants

Ayuzh · May 9, 2026

Granted, you planted them here

I wish for no work

Server the Penguin · May 15, 2026

Granted, the economy collapsed and zou vil eat ze bugs living in the metaverse

I wish

Ayuzh · May 26, 2026

Granted, you get

I wish for a table

Server the Penguin · May 27, 2026

Granted, IKEA now has a monopoly on furniture, but because the economy collapsed, they now make cheaper tables which, sadly, fall on their own.

I wish for three little monkeys jumping on the bed

Simone · May 27, 2026

Granted. The monkeys are jumping on your bed and they have Ebola.

I wish The North Pacific will be GREAT AGAIN.

Ayuzh · May 27, 2026

Granted, The North Pacific Ocean is great again

I want the Gulf of Mexico and Strait of Hormuz to have a meetup

Server the Penguin · May 28, 2026

Granted, but we all drowned.... Hold on a second, that wasn't a wish! Not granted

I wish for temperatures I'm more accustomed to... Like Antarctica!

Simone · May 28, 2026

Server the Penguin:
Granted, but we all drowned.... Hold on a second, that wasn't a wish! Not granted

I wish for temperatures I'm more accustomed to... Like Antarctica!

Granted. You are now on Uranus which is -200 degrees or thereabouts.

I wish The North Pacific Zoo will be GREAT AGAIN.

Ayuzh · May 28, 2026

Granted, the whole Ocean is now a zoo

I wish the Gulf Of Mexico and English Channel to have a meetup

Server the Penguin · May 29, 2026

Granted, we... I mean... the Caribbean islands sink and the Atlantic + English Channel (Manche channel) meet with the Gulf.

I wish to own a funerary

Fish · May 31, 2026

Granted, I forgot to give it to you

I wish for nothing

Simone · May 31, 2026

Granted. Here's.... er... something? How about a copy of The North Pacific Constitution, 2024 edition featuring my signature? (It was the worst printed Constitution EVER since it featured my handwritten signature).

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I wish for peace in the world.

Server the Penguin · Jun 1, 2026

Granted, North Korea annexes the world and we all now live in North Korea

I wish for Samsung

Fish · Jun 3, 2026

Granted, you get a Samsung Card. yes that's a real thing

I wish for an @Aerilia ping

Server the Penguin · Jun 4, 2026

You get a Samsung @Aerilia ping

I wish for my true to come wishes

Ayuzh · Jun 6, 2026

Granted, because of your badly arranged sentence your wishes were arranged randomly

I wish for

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The prettiest princess :3

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The prettiest princess :3

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Frismana strikes back!

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honest to God knock me out

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Ursine thingy

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Fish of the North

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Fish of the North

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