Corrupt-A-Wish

Ayuzh · Friday at 2:57 AM

Granted, you just wished for one to exist- so I took that pass

I wish for a get-together on Saturn

Server the Penguin · Friday at 5:51 AM

Granted, but I don't know what a get-together is, so I choose that you get a rock called saturn.

I wish For extremist ideologies to cease to exist

Ruby · Friday at 6:35 AM

Granted, but they come back in a day.

I wish for a skirt.

Ayuzh · Friday at 10:05 AM

Granted, they're too long

I wish for getting a good house in Gangtok( and a girl there if possible)

Server the Penguin · Saturday at 10:26 AM

Granted, your house is made of high quality European sticks, and you got a possible

I wish for potatoes

Ayuzh · Saturday at 12:09 PM

Granted, you get potatoes

I wish for three wishes

Ruby · Saturday at 12:25 PM

Granted, but I steal them all for myself and get estrogen, skirts and every single piece of Eurovision merch.

I wish for nothing.

Ayuzh · Sunday at 7:02 AM

Granted, you get me

I wish for snowfall again

Frismana · Sunday at 7:15 AM

Granted, the snowfall is only 1 inch

I wish for a good movie to randomly appear

Ayuzh · Sunday at 7:34 AM

Granted, the movie tickets are very costly and you couldn't watch it

I wish I was a duck

sophia · Sunday at 9:18 AM

granted, you now must face @Laforeia in a grand duel for territory

i wish i had salted caramel ice cream

Ayuzh · Sunday at 10:48 AM

Granted, I stopped reading the post at salt so you get salt

I wish for sugar

Simone · Sunday at 10:55 AM

Granted. It's just unrefined so unless you have a proper factory you can't use it.

I wish for peace for the world and all that.

Ayuzh · Sunday at 11:01 AM

Granted, all humans vanished and world peace is achieved

I wish for trees

Server the Penguin · Monday at 9:09 AM

Granted, but I love trees, so there are trees, so there are a lot of trees because I love them.

I wish for love

Ayuzh · Monday at 11:23 AM

Granted, you get the love from your pet

I wish for a tuna

Server the Penguin · Monday at 11:31 AM

Granted, it has lots of lots of lots of microplastics and mercury

I wish for a pet

Ayuzh · Monday at 1:05 PM

Granted, you get a @Fish

I wish for @Fish

Server the Penguin · Monday at 1:45 PM

Granted, but I steal it and go to Jurassic parking.

I wish to win

Simone · 2026-05-07T06:59:35-0400

Granted. You won a 10% discount to entry to The North Pacific Zoo, where the star attraction, a polar bear, was long gone.

I wish to see aurora borealis (I actually have had plans to go to Tromso for it but it kept getting pushed back)

Server the Penguin · 2026-05-07T08:07:26-0400

Granted, you are a prisoner in a gulag.

I wish for 100 billion penguins

Corrupt-A-Wish

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The prettiest princess and Mizuki Akiyama stan :3

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The prettiest princess and Mizuki Akiyama stan :3

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Frismana strikes back!

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ruby’s other half

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Ursine thingy (IC)

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