Corrupt-A-Wish

hokkadio · Oct 18, 2020

you get your own island but that turns out to be a garbage dump.

I wish that no more garnage is deposited on the private island of @Aerilia

Arichia · Oct 18, 2020

Granted, but it's now accidentally dumped on Hokkadio.

I wish that I can have good handwriting.

Aerilia · Oct 19, 2020

Granted, but you lose your hands in a helicopter accident

I wish for a helicopter

hokkadio · Oct 19, 2020

You gat a helicopter without a motor

I don't want a link to the eras discord.

Imperial Pieserged · Oct 19, 2020

granted but you get banned on the same day as joining

i wish for this day to end

hokkadio · Oct 19, 2020

The day ends but you ass well

I wish the next wish / post is speld rong

Aerilia · Oct 21, 2020

Granted, but Autocorrect corrects it all.

I wish for new carpet

hokkadio · Oct 22, 2020

you get a new carpet but then it remains full of temites

I wish you didn't put down 1001 night story here

Aerilia · Oct 25, 2020

Granted, I misread your post and places 1001 night story here

I wish for a parrot

hokkadio · Oct 25, 2020

you get a parrot but he can only talk klingon

i wish that all electricity doesn't go out at the same time and that we don't forget how to fix it and make electricity

Aerilia · Oct 25, 2020

Granted, but a asteroid hits earth amd everyone dies

I wish I had my own meteorite

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 26, 2020

Granted, But when it will go to earth it will hit you

I wish for a better Governor

Aerilia · Oct 26, 2020

Granted, you never have another governor ever again

I wish to become king of Australia

hokkadio · Oct 26, 2020

you get that but then you are killed by an angry man.

i wish we don't live with all of the members of the the forum in game of bofuri

Kaiser William Fulbright · Oct 26, 2020

Granted, but they will douse their eyes in acid

I wish for a better goverment

hokkadio · Oct 27, 2020

You het it but it are communists

I wish the usa And China are Not the bff

Aerilia · Nov 2, 2020

Granted, but they nuke each other and we all die

I wish for a underground bunker

hokkadio · Nov 2, 2020

Aerilia:
Granted, but they nuke each other and we all die

I wish for a underground bunker

you haven't ruined the wish so yours doesn't count

I wish the usa And China are Not the bff

Kaiser William Fulbright · Nov 2, 2020

Granted, but reality will snap immediately

I wish to move to Savannah,GA

hokkadio · Nov 2, 2020

Kaiser Bill Fulbright Of:
Granted, but reality will snap immediately

I wish to move to Savannah,GA

you haven't ruined the wish so yours doesn't count

I wish the usa And China are Not the bff

animuplace · Nov 2, 2020

usa and china doesnt exist anymore

i wish for [ blank ]

Kaiser William Fulbright · Nov 3, 2020

[blank]

I wish for everyone in this forum who is in the US to vote

animuplace · Nov 3, 2020

everyone is a 3 year old

i wish for a corrupted wish

Kaiser William Fulbright · Nov 3, 2020

Granted, Everything is now Chicago, IL

I wish for A Plane ticket

animuplace · Nov 3, 2020

you get a plane ticket to the place where you are sitting right now

i wish for 8899098090$ dollars

Kaiser William Fulbright · Nov 3, 2020

Granted but it is in debt

I wish for a First Class Ticket

Aerilia · Nov 4, 2020

Granted, but the plane or train or whatever transport it is, crashes

I wish for a plane

Kaiser William Fulbright · Nov 4, 2020

Granted, but you will disappear when you board that plane

I wish a Beluga

Aerilia · Nov 5, 2020

Granted, but it eats you

I wish for a dolphin

Kaiser William Fulbright · Nov 5, 2020

Granted, But it will leave you immediately

I wish for a Prussian millitary uniform

hokkadio · Nov 5, 2020

animuplace:
usa and china doesnt exist anymore

i wish for [ blank ]

you haven't ruined the wish so yours doesn't count and neither has anyone who has gone on to do so

I wish the usa And China are Not the bff

Aerilia · Nov 6, 2020

I don't know which wish to ruin...

Granted, the world explodes

I wish to see in the dark

animuplace · Nov 6, 2020

you cant see the light

i wish for everyone to be on smash bros

Kaiser William Fulbright · Nov 6, 2020

Granted, but you won't be in it

I wish to pass law school

Aerilia · Nov 7, 2020

Granted, but you fail

I wish I own a concrete truck

Kaiser William Fulbright · Nov 8, 2020

Granted, But it will hit you fatally

I wish for an ice cream truck

Aerilia · Nov 8, 2020

Granted, but it doesn't have any ice cream

I wish to have a bay window in the lounge room

Kaiser William Fulbright · Nov 8, 2020

Granted, Instructions not clear inserted the bay in the lounge room instead of the window

I wish for A Cajun Boil

Aerilia · Nov 9, 2020

Granted, but there is a shipping error and you receive a bay window instead

I wish for a Elephant

Kaiser William Fulbright · Nov 9, 2020

Granted, there was a shipping error and we delivered on top of you

I wish for Louisiana

Corrupt-A-Wish

shinjuku

Definitely, not a crow.

"Always be Evil"

shinjuku

Citizen

shinjuku

"Always be Evil"

shinjuku

"Always be Evil"

shinjuku

"Always be Evil"

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

"Always be Evil"

shinjuku

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

shinjuku

"Always be Evil"

shinjuku

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

shinjuku

very awesome noodle cat

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

very awesome noodle cat

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

very awesome noodle cat

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

"Always be Evil"

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

"Always be Evil"

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

shinjuku

"Always be Evil"

very awesome noodle cat

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

"Always be Evil"

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

"Always be Evil"

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill

"Always be Evil"

Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill