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Ash

TNPer

• Oct 1, 2016

• #41

...when Kasch has already eaten so many?

Flemingovianism is...

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Oct 1, 2016

• #42

...the religious peak of the The North Pacific.

When nobody is looking, Ash...

 

Lennart

TNPer

• Oct 1, 2016

• #43

... watches Dance Moms.

Spurs' fans are so lame because...

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Oct 1, 2016

• #44

...they bombard the trains.

The winner of this year's Premier League is going to be...

 

Ash

TNPer

• Oct 1, 2016

• #45

...Manchester United, because Idon'tknowwhatpremierleagueis.

One day, back at the ranch...

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Oct 1, 2016

• #46

...Billy shot a duck by accident and was raided by the duck mafia.

What is it with these...

 

Ash

TNPer

• Oct 1, 2016

• #47

plagues of geese?

When I shot a duck, I....

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Oct 1, 2016

• #48

...immediately regretted it, for my life was now at risk.

"Ya know what happens when ya shoot one of us?..."

 

Darklord

TNPer

TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Oct 1, 2016

• #49

...wrote to the message he received'
And then suddenly decided to find out...

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Oct 1, 2016

• #50

that ducks were invading!

we all rushed to get some of the...

 

Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

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TNP Nation

Territorio di Nessuno

• Oct 1, 2016

• #51

....rings of power.

But Sauron made...

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Oct 2, 2016

• #52

...the magical numbers on Kasch's post count finally reach 5,000!

Let this be the start of a new era...

 

Darklord

TNPer

TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Oct 2, 2016

• #53

...where nothing could be wrong.
On the other side...

 

Lennart

TNPer

• Oct 3, 2016

• #54

... of the moon, there's a few tramps smoking spice.

When I get you outside you're...

 

Syrixia

The one, the true, the great.

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Syrixia

• Oct 3, 2016

• #55

...eating my cat alive. The hell man?

Today I decided to...

 

Darklord

TNPer

TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Oct 3, 2016

• #56

...draw a landscape.
But my head...

 

Lord Emmanuel

TNPer

• Oct 6, 2016

• #57

.....looks like drangon head.

I got drunk last night, so I .....

 

Yalkan

Minister of You

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Yalkan

• Oct 6, 2016

• #58

...Got on top of his dragon head so you could...

 

Darklord

TNPer

TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Oct 6, 2016

• #59

...find your innerself.
Anyway,there must be a...

 

Lord Emmanuel

TNPer

• Oct 6, 2016

• #60

...gun under my jacket to kill the dragon.

Instantly....

 

Darklord

TNPer

TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Oct 6, 2016

• #61

...but not constantly,doubts occurs to anyone.
But there's a solution to...

 

Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

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Snek

TNP Nation

Territorio di Nessuno

• Oct 6, 2016

• #62

....nuke everything.

So, i went to Kazakhstan....

 

Darklord

TNPer

TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Oct 6, 2016

• #63

...to find peace.But there's no peace...

 

Lord Emmanuel

TNPer

• Oct 8, 2016

• #64

....so I decided to travel to the underworld, maybe I can .....

 

Darklord

TNPer

TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Oct 8, 2016

• #65

...find my friends there.
Unfortunately,nobody could affort the...

 

Lennart

TNPer

• Oct 8, 2016

• #66

... ransom, so we kept the kids we kidnapped for ourselves and we're now a happy family

I am really good at...

 

Ash

TNPer

• Oct 8, 2016

• #67

...walking into glass doors.

I fell in love with...

 

Lord Emmanuel

TNPer

• Oct 8, 2016

• #68

......jesus, so i decided to pray for forgiveness.

After, praying I saw....

 

Ash

TNPer

• Oct 8, 2016

• #69

the one true God, Flemingovia.

He said to me...

 

Lord Emmanuel

TNPer

• Oct 8, 2016

• #70

...go and bow down to Jesus Christ for forgiveness.

Later....

 

Ash

TNPer

• Oct 8, 2016

• #71

...Lord Emmanuel met with an 'unfortunate accident' at the smelting plant.

His injuries were so severe...

 

Lord Emmanuel

TNPer

• Oct 8, 2016

• #72

...that someone came to save him.
But....

 

Darklord

TNPer

TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Oct 8, 2016

• #73

...who cares anyway?
The answer was a really...

 

Nessuno

Friends call me Nessie (Also spies)

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Snek

TNP Nation

Territorio di Nessuno

• Oct 8, 2016

• #74

....big new death strar.

But i haven't enough money to built it, so i went to...

 

Darklord

TNPer

TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Oct 8, 2016

• #75

...a very nice tropic island for vacation.
And there begins a new...

 

Lord Emmanuel

TNPer

• Oct 9, 2016

• #76

....a new life of a wizard.

But..

 

Kaschovia

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Kaschovia

• Oct 9, 2016

• #77

what have I done?

In a world where...

 

Darklord

TNPer

TNP Nation

Notyoutopia

• Oct 9, 2016

• #78

...miracles occurs every third day,happens none to him.
After all these...

 

Lord Emmanuel

TNPer

• Oct 10, 2016

• #79

...I went to bed to have some rest.

Later, I realized that there was...

 

Lennart

TNPer

• Oct 10, 2016

• #80

... Many people trying to make a story out of this.

On the other hand, those blonde haired teenage terminators were...