Amusing Discord Quotes

Pallaith:
Funny, the quotes not being amusing hasn't stopped you guys from posting in this thread before.
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Not my fault you barely poke your head into the RP server at all to even try to bother to understand our nuances. How condescending do you think you sound right about now?
 
Darcania (Defense):
@Artemis petition to remove Kyle's citizenship



[12:36 PM]Darcania (Defense):
"oops the sheet acted up again"



[12:38 PM]The On Brand Sodium:
Conform with the non conformists non conforming with non conformists because conforming with non conformity would be conforming(edited)



[12:38 PM]The On Brand Sodium:
Conform has lost all meaning



[12:38 PM]Not Your Cafeteria Catholic:
can the sheet accidently remove Sodium too?



[12:38 PM]Artemis:
Hmm I don’t see him on the sheet. Shame.



[12:39 PM]The On Brand Sodium:
Wondo I'm literally not a citizen



[12:39 PM]Not Your Cafeteria Catholic:
oh, that just hit me



[12:39 PM]Artemis:
[laughing face]


[12:39 PM]Not Your Cafeteria Catholic:
oops
 
NSGP server counts too right

'Malphe
Malphe has been waiting for his PC to windows update for 10 minutes
Malphe is considering murder

Felt
Felt is scared of third person malphe
 
You Lost the Game:
MadJack [Got/NZ]Yesterday at 4:19 PM
@malphe

malpheYesterday at 4:19 PM
i was just viewing this channel
that's disturbing
was i typing or smthn

MadJack [Got/NZ]Yesterday at 4:20 PM
i just wanted to say
~sk @malphe you just lost the game

MadelineBOTYesterday at 4:20 PM
malphe has left the server.
Done. That felt good.
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Praise be to medjecc for indirectly reviving this thread
 
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goy pls:
MadJack [Got/NZ]Today at 5:01 PM
I feel like this is Syrixia's fault somehow, but I've reinstalled minecraft

B.B.Today at 5:01 PM
#BlameSyr

MadJack [Got/NZ]Today at 5:01 PM
pretty much

Yal "Nudnik" KanToday at 5:02 PM
Hmmm
Well could it possibly be you like legos

MadJack [Got/NZ]Today at 5:03 PM
nah i was more of a k'nex kid

Yal "Nudnik" KanToday at 5:05 PM
I mean
That's cool too
k'nex were the shiz

Goyanes/AscalonToday at 5:09 PM
i was a lego kid
my cousin was a knex kid
and i got a bunch of his knex sets when i was a kid
and i was like the fuck is this
but i learned to make swords with them that i could hit my sister with
and it was all good

Yal "Nudnik" KanToday at 5:11 PM
Goy. Fucking Chaotic Neutral at it's finest.
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Art.:
MJ Styles {Got/NZ/Epi}Today at 8:57 PM
@HYPESQUAD Xen is a larper
Dumb Baby (Syr)Today at 8:57 PM
Xen is efficient*
also
@MJ Styles {Got/NZ/Epi} Malor-Kanada
MJ Styles {Got/NZ/Epi}Today at 8:58 PM
@Dumb Baby (Syr) pay yo taxes
Yal "Nudnik" KanToday at 8:58 PM
So?
I love larping
It's fun as shit
Dumb Baby (Syr)Today at 8:58 PM
Turinese don't need to pay taxes anymore; we're all rich
Yal "Nudnik" KanToday at 8:58 PM
I'll literally fuck anyone who says otherwise
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BRB:
HE IS GOING TO SLEEP (Syr)Today at 10:42 PM
brb
HE IS GOING TO SLEEP (Syr)Today at 10:43 PM
back
Andy (VC): I'm impressed. Usually when Syr says "BRB" he just goes to sleep.
Highton (VC): Yeah.
HE IS GOING TO SLEEP (Syr)Today at 10:44 PM
@Highton / Ponterre i can't go back now
it's past 10:24
Highton (VC): Why did you always go to sleep at 10:24?
HE IS GOING TO SLEEP (Syr)Today at 10:45 PM
i think i heard my dad walking in the hallway or whatever
*shrug*
Tim (VC): That's when the meme spirits call him to recharge.
HE IS GOING TO SLEEP (Syr)Today at 10:45 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@Essalanea/Astragon (tim) nah that's the reason
totally
Essalanea/Astragon (tim)Today at 10:45 PM
confirmed Syr is conduit for the Meme gods
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[9:56 PM] Major Bluie hates rain: Huh
[9:56 PM] Major Bluie hates rain: Do you think Lore has an older nation
[9:56 PM] Major Bluie hates rain: ~nation Lore
[9:56 PM] [BOT] Darcbot V3:
NationStates
Lore
This nation does not exist.
[9:56 PM] bob: Two words. Identify show
[9:57 PM] Major Bluie hates rain: nods
[9:57 PM] bob: ~identify show @Major Bluie hates rain
[9:57 PM] [BOT] Darcbot V3: I'm not Madeline, you dolt
[9:57 PM] bob: BAHAHAHAHAH
[9:57 PM] Major Bluie hates rain: Lmaoooooooooo
[9:57 PM] Major Bluie hates rain: Get fucking rekt
[9:57 PM] bob: @Darcania you are beautiful
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ZERO DEATHS:
CaptYesterday at 11:34 PM
Creeper

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:34 PM
aw man

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:34 PM
So we back in the mine

CaptYesterday at 11:35 PM
Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:35 PM
Side-side to side

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:36 PM
This task, a grueling one

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:36 PM
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night

CaptYesterday at 11:38 PM
Diamonds tonight

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:38 PM
Heads up

CaptYesterday at 11:38 PM
You hear a sound, turn around and look up

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:38 PM
Total shock fills your body

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:39 PM
Oh no it's you again

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:39 PM
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes; eyes-eyes-eyes

CaptYesterday at 11:39 PM
'Cause baby tonight

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:39 PM
The creepers tryna steal all our stuff again

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:40 PM
'Cause, baby, tonight

CaptYesterday at 11:41 PM
Grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again (bolt again-gain)

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:41 PM
And run, run until it's done, done

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:42 PM
Until the sun comes up in the morn'

CaptYesterday at 11:47 PM
'Cause baby tonight

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:47 PM
The creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again (Stuff again-gain)

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:48 PM
Just when you think you're safe

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:48 PM
Overhear some hissing from right behind

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:49 PM
Right-right behind

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:49 PM
That's a nice life you have

CaptYesterday at 11:49 PM
Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:49 PM
Time-time-time-time

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:50 PM
blows up

CaptYesterday at 11:50 PM
Then your health bar drops and you could use a one-up

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:50 PM
Get inside, don't be tardy

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:50 PM
So now you're stuck in there

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:50 PM
Half a heart is left, but don't die, die, die

CaptYesterday at 11:50 PM
Die-die-die

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:50 PM
'Cause, baby, tonight

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:51 PM
The creepers tryna steal all our stuff again

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:51 PM
'Cause, baby, tonight

CaptYesterday at 11:51 PM
You grab your pick, shovel and bolt again (Bolt again-gain)

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:51 PM
And run, run until it's done, done

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:52 PM
Until the sun comes up in the morn

CaptYesterday at 11:52 PM
'Cause baby, tonight

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:52 PM
The creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again

CaptYesterday at 11:52 PM
(Creepers, you're mine, haha)

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:52 PM
Dig up diamonds, and craft those diamonds

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:52 PM
And make some armor, get it baby

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:52 PM
Go and forge that like you so MLG pro

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:52 PM
The swords made of diamonds, so come at me bro

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:53 PM
Huh, training in your room under the torchlight

CaptYesterday at 11:53 PM
Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:53 PM
Every single day and the whole night

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:53 PM
Creepers out prowlin, whoo alright

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:53 PM
Look at me, look at you

CaptYesterday at 11:53 PM
Take my revenge, that's what I'm gonna do

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:53 PM
I'm a warrior, baby, what else is new?

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:54 PM
And my blades gonna tear through you, bring it

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:54 PM
'Cause, baby, tonight

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:54 PM
Creepers tryna take all our stuff again

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:54 PM
(Gather your stuff, yeah, let's take back the world, haha)

CaptYesterday at 11:55 PM
Yeah, baby, tonight grab sword armor and go (It's on)

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:55 PM
Take your revenge (Woo), oh-oh, oh-oh

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:55 PM
So fight, fight, like it's the last night, night of your life, life

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:55 PM
Show them your bite (Woo)

CaptYesterday at 11:56 PM
'Cause, baby, tonight

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:56 PM
Creepers tryna steal all our stuff again

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:56 PM
'Cause, baby, tonight

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:57 PM
You grab your pick and shovel and bolt again

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:57 PM
(Bolt again-gain, woo)

CaptYesterday at 11:58 PM
And run, run, until it's done, done

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:58 PM
Until the sun comes up in the morn'

CaptYesterday at 11:58 PM
'Cause, baby, tonight (Come on, swing your sword up high)

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:58 PM
The creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again (Come on, jab your sword down low)

Poppy GloriaYesterday at 11:58 PM
WOO

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:59 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ampFTaS.gif

CaptYesterday at 11:59 PM
"Woo" indeed

xXSyrixiaUWUXxYesterday at 11:59 PM
OK
That was somewhat easier than I thought
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this is an intervention:
Goyanes/AscalonYesterday at 1:12 AM
also I present Luftreederei's special livery Der Nordlyssen, which promotes Goyanes' national parks by painting the entire plane with the northern lights
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382980959047254035/607078315165220864/unknown.png
The plane, G162GL, an RR Mark 7-300, is a favorite of airplane enthusiasts in Goyanes, who try to follow it wherever it goes and photograph it
the mood lighting onboard even emulates the colors of the Northern Lights
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382980959047254035/607079152218275882/iu.png

Mo (Mouxordia & Valencia)Yesterday at 4:11 AM
Wtf
Goy
Pls
Control yourself.
This is an intervention.

NightsongYesterday at 4:12 AM
Goy's worldbuilding game is too strong.

Mo (Mouxordia & Valencia)Yesterday at 4:17 AM
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Goy: In case anyone is wondering, private enterprises in Goyanes are restricted by law from building with anything else other than 5cm drywall screws. The law went into effect in 1978 after a discrepancy caused the collapse of the newly-constructed Royal Mint, which killed 72 people.

Prydania/IraeliaYesterday at 4:18 AM
I love it
go deeper Goy
always go deeper

Los'on/LotionYesterday at 4:20 AM
if goy doesnt write a full entire paragraph about tape in Goyanes, I will be greatly disappointed.

NightsongYesterday at 4:21 AM
don't tempt him, he'll do it

Los'on/LotionYesterday at 4:22 AM
I'm actually kinda scared now that he's just going to give me a full on book about tapes in goyanes.
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Sil DorsettToday at 22:22
oh... I just saw the two pairs of flags in the kitchen.
lol

Syr (Syrixian Empire/Valland)Today at 22:22
why is andrenne fucking ponterre @hacked by zenrider ecks dee

hacked by zenrider ecks deeToday at 22:22
don't you know

Syr (Syrixian Empire/Valland)Today at 22:23
i actually don't

hacked by zenrider ecks deeToday at 22:23
yeah
so
Natalie
and

Sil DorsettToday at 22:23
Natalie acting older than her age.

hacked by zenrider ecks deeToday at 22:23
yeah pretty much

Syr (Syrixian Empire/Valland)Today at 22:23
oh
oh-okay-simpsons-homer-disappear-bush-gif-4736051.gif


Sil DorsettToday at 22:24
if only starboard worked...
 
Andy is best RPer:
MadelineBOTToday at 12:08 PM
@Andy (And./Skanda) has joined the server.

Highton / PonterreToday at 12:08 PM
hi andy

Andy (And./Skanda)Today at 12:08 PM
hi
@NSA MJ [Got/Nz/Epi] if i ever get admin you’re the first person getting purged

NSA MJ [Got/Nz/Epi] Today at 12:09 PM
lol
rmb or forum rp?

()Today at 12:09 PM
be my colony @Andy (And./Skanda)
:dableft:

Andy (And./Skanda)Today at 12:09 PM
neither i do rp exclusively on the ds pictochat

()Today at 12:10 PM
ok l i b e r a l

Highton / PonterreToday at 12:12 PM
lmao
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Highton: Bruh
Xen: Bruh
Highton: Bruh
Xen: bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh
Highton: BRUH BRUH?
Xen: BRUH
Highton: BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH
Xen: BRUH BRUH
Highton: (to the tune of the Star-Spangled Banner) BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH!
Xen: (Star-Spangled Banner) BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH!

PINEAPPLE (in Chicago Fire server, literally 5 seconds later): Bruh.
 
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Yalkan likes t h i c c things:
Yalk (VC): I like t h i c c things...food...womens...rollercoasters...
Tim (VC): *smooching noise*
Yalk (VC): WHAT THE FUCK
ENTIRE VC: *profuse laughing*
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Sodium emotionally explores Nog's inner sadness:
Sodium MacSaltersonToday at 12:46 AM
nog i am tipsy and i will attempt to flirt with you
Ronin Nogori (Mal-Kan/Kal)Today at 12:47 AM
Eh it’ll be the most I’ve had in months
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✶ ✶ Highton ✶ ✶Yesterday at 15:05
@HYPESQUAD Boys, we did it. Midnight has struck. NNN is officially over.

The Empire™ (Syr)Yesterday at 15:06
Well, we're not gonna see Bob for the next 12 hours @Highton
 
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