Phrases that should be banned

Kaschovia · May 17, 2016

"We may have an issue."

Great Bights Mum · May 17, 2016

To make a long story short...

Every time I hear that phrase I want to interject, "Too late."

Felis · May 18, 2016

"sorry not sorry"

Roavin · May 18, 2016

"Hey, I hope I'm not bothering you, but ..."

Wolfsea · May 18, 2016

"The reason we should Brexit is..." Typically followed by an argument that has little logic behind it.

Nebula · May 18, 2016

"So I was on Reddit..."

Syrixia · May 18, 2016

"Kosovo is Serbia!"

Kaschovia · May 18, 2016

"We need to talk..."

IndieGirl · May 18, 2016

"Quick question..."

Praetor · May 18, 2016

"It's no big deal."

Frozentophat · May 18, 2016

"To save my life"

I had known the phrase "for the life of me" (which i'm fine with) long before this, and I thought people were just saying it wrong.

Kaschovia · May 19, 2016

"Awkward..."

Saying that makes it 10x more awkward than it should be.

Wolfsea · May 19, 2016

"What are you doing with that hammer?!!"

Honeysheep · May 19, 2016

"Have you got a minute?"

IndieGirl · May 19, 2016

"We really appreciate the work that you're doing, but..."

Honeysheep · May 19, 2016

while we appreciate the work you are doing....

MacSalterson · May 19, 2016

"You know that <object you own>? Well..."

IndieGirl · May 19, 2016

"Be calm and _______"

Kaschovia · May 19, 2016

"But wait... Let me take a selfie."

IndieGirl · May 19, 2016

"That awkward moment when..."

Kaschovia · May 19, 2016

"I'm not spamming with you."

Frozentophat · May 19, 2016

"Wait a minute... Who are you?"

IndieGirl · May 19, 2016

"The person who actually wrote this wishes to remain anonymous, so I'm posting it for them instead..."

Kaschovia · May 19, 2016

"There's candy in my van."

IndieGirl · May 19, 2016

"Would you like to purchase our extended warranty?"

bootsie · May 19, 2016

*As soon as you turn the store lights off*

"Are you guys still open?"

Frozentophat · May 19, 2016

"Degrees Kelvin"

I HATE IT

Esplandia · May 20, 2016

'You need to be more of a team player'

Syrixia · May 20, 2016

IndieGirl:
"The person who actually wrote this wishes to remain anonymous, so I'm posting it for them instead..."

"PHONES AWAY!"

Frozentophat · May 20, 2016

"shaking my head"
Verbalized, as if you can't actually move your neck.

Kaschovia · May 20, 2016

"YOLO."

Yeah, you live once, but don't make a mess of the only life you have to begin with.

Syrixia · May 20, 2016

"This isn't a lecture..."

Kaschovia · May 20, 2016

"You should have thought about that before then..."

THIS GETS ON MY NERVES SO MUCH.

Frozentophat · May 23, 2016

"Find hot singles in your area"

-sighs-

Syrixia · May 23, 2016

"Would you like to install this media player?"

FACK OFF POPUPS.

Kaschovia · May 23, 2016

"You are our 1,000,000th visitor! Win a yacht now!"

IndieGirl · May 23, 2016

"Send me nudes."

Kaschovia · May 23, 2016

"Tell me something I don't already know."

IndieGirl · May 23, 2016

"Irregardless"

plembobria · May 23, 2016

"I have several friends who are gay."

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