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The Whigs.

If the square root of x is 2, what is the airspeed velocity of a NASA space shuttle when interacting with the Soviets?
 
Because God made the pun "I stayed up all night to find out where the sun went, and then it dawned on me..." but realized that it didn't make sense if the sun was up all the time.

Why is it that if you and then you, seems to be true if you're and then by the?
 
Wrap it in a paper towel that you've made damp, completely wrap it around. Then put it in the freezer, wait ~14 minutes, and it'll be completely melted and ready to drink.

Was it really elementary, dear Watson?
 
No, It becomes a big worm.

Why wasn't I told that it was socially unacceptable to leave your severed limbs at your friends' houses?
 
Because only hip people do that.

If I'm hip, does that mean I have a hip?
 
because it's Yorkshire

Why did nobody buy my last album, the tour de force that was "Surrealist Ragtime for Bouncing Loveslaves"?
 
He fathered Cam Fowler, currently a defenseman in the NHL playing for the Anaheim Ducks. Still stripping too.

I thought Wolfsea was "laughing deviously" in an alley not a corner?
 
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