Ask a stupid question and get a dumb answer

[Amerion]

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

 

[Amerion]

Why would spam be encouraged?

 

[Sauceistan]

11
Who made this thread?

 

[Amerion]

God.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

 

[Yrkidding]

No, Patrick.

South Africa is a continent, right?

 

[Nessuno]

No, is a planet.
Is that tomorrow start the apocalypse or next week?

 

[Amerion]

I think it's next year, I'll have to check my date book.

Where do babies come from?

 

[david_]

Santa.

What do you think about when you're not thinking?

 

[Sauceistan]

This thread.
Is tomorrow the day after today?

 

[david_]

No, Tomorrow is the day after pigs fly!

Who invented light?

 

[Nessuno]

Johnny Bravo.
What is the difference between night and day?

 

[Yrkidding]

I'm pretty sure they don't actually exist, it's just the title of some old jazz song by a guy named Charlie Parker.

Who am I?

 

[Nessuno]

Bruce Wayne.
Why the sun is cold?

 

[Sauceistan]

When the U.S. claimed the sun in 1969, they left a refrigerator there.
How many fingers are on my hand?

 

[Nessuno]

7.
Why the Earth is flat?

 

[david_]

Because all the fizz escaped!

Why is music musical?

 

[Amerion]

Because reading was taken.

Why do we fight?

 

[Nessuno]

To arrive before next month.
Why summer in Siberia is so hot?

 

[Amerion]

Because Siberia is located right on the equater.

Why do soccor players play such bad basketball?

 

[Nessuno]

Because they think to play volleyball.
Why black is so light?

 

[Great Bights Mum]

Because of psychedelic posters.

Why does a triangle add up to the other way around?

 

[Syrixia]

Because Empire.

Why does sus taste like sos?

 

[Nessuno]

Because Mother Nature has decided so.
Where is the fish?

 

[Sauceistan]

Fish aren't real.
Why do tissues come in boxes?

 

[Nessuno]

Because tho pools were filled.
Why donkeys fly?

 

[Lennart]

They don't, they just climb very high mountains, then jump and glide using a wingsuit.

Why can't we be friends?

 

[david_]

Because I hate taxes.

Why do chickens cross roads??

 

[Nessuno]

To go buy eggs.
A pound of lead wheigs more than a pound of feathers?

 

[Amerion]

Because they couldn't make friends with any other colours.

Why did Elvis shoot Kennedy?

 

[Nessuno]

Because the Martians told him.
Why Stalin was so friendly?

 

[mcmasterdonia]

Too many chickens.

Why so silly?

 

[Ravenna]

Because it's the Silly Day.

Why twerking was invented?

 

[mcmasterdonia]

because PEANUTS!

Why is Australia day awesome?

 

[Amerion]

Because it's the only day of the year that you can knight a person!

Why is it dark when I close my eyes?

 

[Nessuno]

Because the lamp has burned out, change it.
Why Titanic was shoot down?

 

[Lennart]

It was flying over Avalonian Airspace without permission.

Why did Jesus create cross joints?

 

[Syrixia]

What are cross joints?

Would Paula Deen cook Cook?

 

[Nessuno]

Who is Paula Deen?
The Eggs of the rosters are good?

 

[Amerion]

I only eat cow eggs.

Why are trees blue?

 

[Yrkidding]

Because of blueberries!

Why is a band music?