TerraMine
Registered
- TNP Nation
- Polnisches_Deutschland
*steals bottle of vodka*
*drinks*
*drinks*
The North Pacific Bar and Grill
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Kaiser William Fulbright
Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
- TNP Nation
- Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
A hundred more cases of whiskey, please
Imperial Pieserged
Registered
- TNP Nation
- Imperial Pieserged
Men in dark suits enter the building and arrest the vodka stealer
Kaiser William Fulbright
Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
- TNP Nation
- Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
Hey!, Why are my coworkers here
2 and 2 is Fish
Nerd Fish/NPA Corporal
- TNP Nation
- 2_and_2_is_Fish
Hey, can I get
whispering the Gut Buster
whispering the Gut Buster
Kaiser William Fulbright
Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
- TNP Nation
- Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
*Shoots Your Gut*
Imperial Pieserged
Registered
- TNP Nation
- Imperial Pieserged
Thats a bust
Kaiser William Fulbright
Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
- TNP Nation
- Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
Spiked or Not?
Kaiser William Fulbright
Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
- TNP Nation
- Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
Can I get whiskey
Imperial Pieserged
Registered
- TNP Nation
- Imperial Pieserged
Finally someone cultured enough to request a cup of tea
Guilleana
Registered
- Pronouns
- he/him
- TNP Nation
- Republica_Guilleana
I want a bowl full of Whipped Cream.
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Kaiser William Fulbright
Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
- TNP Nation
- Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
W H I S K E Y
Kaiser William Fulbright
Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
- TNP Nation
- Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
Sure, *Slips 1cc of Vodka into the orange juice*
2 and 2 is Fish
Nerd Fish/NPA Corporal
- TNP Nation
- 2_and_2_is_Fish
slams fists on table
gimme alcohol
gimme alcohol
Kaiser William Fulbright
Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
- TNP Nation
- Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
You got it, What kind
Kaiser William Fulbright
Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
- TNP Nation
- Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
Now that's an order. I'll get the same, but get me 15 bottles of vodka, 20 pina coladas, 37 Cases of Bismuth, and 80 Cases of Jack
2 and 2 is Fish
Nerd Fish/NPA Corporal
- TNP Nation
- 2_and_2_is_Fish
Pure grain alcohol, none of that weak crap.
Kaiser William Fulbright
Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
- TNP Nation
- Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
Let me just check the counter
Tringapore
Eric Cartman wannabe
- Pronouns
- he/him
- TNP Nation
- Tringapore
Is there a potent anti-Christmas cocktail or something similar? If so, I would like to have one (refer to my status)! Thanks.
Kaiser William Fulbright
Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
- TNP Nation
- Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
Here have a Molotov Cocktail
Tringapore
Eric Cartman wannabe
- Pronouns
- he/him
- TNP Nation
- Tringapore
Thank you!
*aims the molotov cocktail at head; body burns*
Ah, feeling much better
.
*aims the molotov cocktail at head; body burns*
Ah, feeling much better
.
Kaiser William Fulbright
Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
- TNP Nation
- Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
*Bartender stares at shock*
*Bartender used self-destruct*
*Bartender died*
*Tringapore gained 420 Exp*
*Bartender used self-destruct*
*Bartender died*
*Tringapore gained 420 Exp*
Webraven
Registered
- TNP Nation
- Super_Girl
Barkeep! gimme something strong! and none of that watered down sh**, had a hellish day..
Kaiser William Fulbright
Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
- TNP Nation
- Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
Here have a Jägermeister
Webraven
Registered
- TNP Nation
- Super_Girl
That will do, thank you.
*Mumbles*
Darn, he's awake, I was so hoping I could raid the bar.
Need a distraction, like a fire..
wait! my eyes could.... and then I could say I was angry, but I feel a bit better now, so..
NEXT TIME! Cheers!
*Mumbles*
Darn, he's awake, I was so hoping I could raid the bar.
Need a distraction, like a fire..
wait! my eyes could.... and then I could say I was angry, but I feel a bit better now, so..
NEXT TIME! Cheers!
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Kaiser William Fulbright
Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
- TNP Nation
- Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
Ah, Sh** the Bar Burned again
Tringapore
Eric Cartman wannabe
- Pronouns
- he/him
- TNP Nation
- Tringapore
Is it because of my molotov cocktail? lol
Webraven
Registered
- TNP Nation
- Super_Girl
I'm innocent, I may have briefly had a fiery idea (heat of the moment see, or maybe my drink was spiked), but would have raided the place first.
I mean "rescued the drinks".
I mean "rescued the drinks".
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Kaiser William Fulbright
Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
- TNP Nation
- Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
As the defacto Bartender here the land lord is going to be pissed at me
Tringapore
Eric Cartman wannabe
- Pronouns
- he/him
- TNP Nation
- Tringapore
Oh, God! What do you plan to do now? 
Kaiser William Fulbright
Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
- TNP Nation
- Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
As the defacto Bartender and the landlord I'm just going to do well, nothing!
nrussell847
Registered
Do you have water instead?
Kaiser William Fulbright
Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
- TNP Nation
- Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
What kind son, Regular, Tonic, Sparking, Flavored?
Tringapore
Eric Cartman wannabe
- Pronouns
- he/him
- TNP Nation
- Tringapore
Can I have a mojito cocktail, please?
Kaiser William Fulbright
Defacto Bartender in The North Pacific Bar & Grill
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
- TNP Nation
- Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria
*Gives you a Molotov*
Tringapore
Eric Cartman wannabe
- Pronouns
- he/him
- TNP Nation
- Tringapore
Thank you!
*smashes cocktail over head (again)*
*head blows into flames (again)*
YAY!
*smashes cocktail over head (again)*
*head blows into flames (again)*
YAY!
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