The North Pacific Bar and Grill

Ew... there's a dead German body here.
Oh well, I'll take a red wine and Belgian Fries, like last time.
"What the hell is a belgian fry" comes from the kitchen before a big man in all white chef clothes walks into the bar
I want to be popular.
I'm afraid we are all out of that, would you settle for a nice cold glass of Sadness?
Monsieur, can i get more whiskey
Not before you pay your tab thats higher than the empire state building (or pigeonstans ego)
 
"What the hell is a belgian fry" comes from the kitchen before a big man in all white chef clothes walks into the bar

I'm afraid we are all out of that, would you settle for a nice cold glass of Sadness?

Not before you pay your tab thats higher than the empire state building (or pigeonstans ego)
Then I'll pay up *Writes a 100000$ check* all drinks on me
 
Can I please have a non-alcoholic cocktail with a 3 patty bacon burger and some creamy ranch sauce?
 
I'll have the same as Mr. Fulbright plus a bottle of Dos Lunas Tequila, a bag of Salt & Vinger Chips and a bowl of Cheerios. Oh...make that a case of Whiskey. Thank you!
 
Can I get what I ordered earlier plus one bottle of Wine, One Bottle of Triple Sec, one bottle of Tonic, One Bottle of Curuçao, an order of a chicago style dog, a pork roast, a pan cubano sandwich, a pasta puttanesca and a box of levain cookies
 
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