I WISH.....

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 3, 2011

• #81

I wish I always had a boyfriend massage at my beck and call.

 

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Vilnoia1

TNPer

• Feb 3, 2011

• #82

I wish I had regular professional appointments.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 3, 2011

• #83

I wish I didn't have to go but alas...

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Feb 3, 2011

• #84

I wish everyone here could enjoy a regularly scheduled professional massage. (they are very nice)

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 3, 2011

• #85

I wish I didn't have to give a speech today.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 3, 2011

• #86

I wish dere wuz pimp-tight breakfast chickn n` corn bread 'n cornbread as
close ta muh ma fuckin office as da mcdonald'siz. ah
hate mcdonald 's. don't make me shank ya!

(2 oh god i'm laughing so hard.)

 

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Honeysheep

TNPer

• Feb 3, 2011

• #87

I wish my bf wasn't working til 11

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 3, 2011

• #88

I wish I knew what I wanted for lunch. Hrrmmm.

I also wish I could have seen Fib's face a few minutes ago.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 3, 2011

• #89

+ + + +

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 3, 2011

• #90

That's how it was for me, too.

I wish I could call in sick tomorrow.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 3, 2011

• #91

I wish I had some junior mints.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 3, 2011

• #92

I wish you hadn't said that. Now I want some. I haven't had junior mints in forever.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 3, 2011

• #93

I wish I had more junior mints. Would you be able to pick me up a box while you're out, dear?

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 4, 2011

• #94

I wish I could order you a bunch for rush delivery, but apparently you can't order food products from somewhere and have them shipped across the border. Though you CAN send them, if you go out and buy them yourself and ship them as a gift.

Customs laws seem so silly to me sometimes.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 4, 2011

• #95

I wish things would make more sense.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 4, 2011

• #96

I wish more sense wasn't so hard to find.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 4, 2011

• #97

I wish you weren't right.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 4, 2011

• #98

I wish more people were like you, BS.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 4, 2011

• #99

I wish that too.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 4, 2011

• #100

I wish I could stop laughing.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 4, 2011

• #101

I wish tomorrow was an off day but alas...

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 4, 2011

• #102

I wish it were 5 already.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 4, 2011

• #103

I wish it were sleepy time. ::yawn::

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 4, 2011

• #104

I wish I were getting drunk and karaok-e-ing right now.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 4, 2011

• #105

I wish the drunken Rock Band party was not just in my head.

 

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Vilnoia1

TNPer

• Feb 5, 2011

• #106

I wish that it would clear up and be nice outside NOW!

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 5, 2011

• #107

I wish I had woken up a bit earlier.

 

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Vilnoia1

TNPer

• Feb 6, 2011

• #108

I wish I wasn't this tired.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 6, 2011

• #109

I wish I never googled that creepy clown dentist picture.

 

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Vilnoia1

TNPer

• Feb 6, 2011

• #110

I wish you all didn't mention clowns...

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 6, 2011

• #111

I wish those days could come back once more
Why did those days ev-er have to go

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 6, 2011

• #112

I wish I hadn't left my favorite chapstick at work over the weekend.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 6, 2011

• #113

I wish I could help you out.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 6, 2011

• #114

I wish my mind didn't always go straight for the innuendo.



Sometimes I think if it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 6, 2011

• #115

I wish you would just accept your innate tawdriness.

 

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Vilnoia1

TNPer

• Feb 6, 2011

• #116

I wish I hadn't woke up.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 6, 2011

• #117

I wish I had a million bucks. And I don't mean money, I mean these:

Yup, that's exactly what I meant.

 

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Vilnoia1

TNPer

• Feb 6, 2011

• #118

I wish it wouldn't snow again.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 7, 2011

• #119

I wish supper had been a bit better.

 

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Vilnoia1

TNPer

• Feb 7, 2011

• #120

I wish I knew everything and wouldn't have to learn any more.