I WISH.....

I wish I'd never seen the real life leprechaun at Target. The leprechorn is a much-preferred alternative. Do you know what he was buying? He was buying eggs and peanut butter!!! My leprechaun paradigm was shattered forever. WHY WAS HE NOT BUYING WHISKEY AND POTATOES?!
 
I wish I could just be happy with the things that I already have.


Also, I wish Fibs were up to see my proof of a real life leprechaun...

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(I seem to remember something about eggs and peanut butter. This picture is late)

But amazing.

I wish I had an epic leprechaun beard like his.
 
and the random gays. and the threesome subtexts. and the aliens

I wish i wasn't actually more interested in the third
 
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