Tell a Lie About the Person Above You

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Apr 3, 2013

• #441

^a massive calzone

 

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Johz

Guest

• Apr 4, 2013

• #442

^ Once owned eighteen of the top ten FTSE-100 companies.

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Apr 6, 2013

• #443

^Has a dumb signature that I don't admire at all

 

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Iro

TNPer

• Apr 6, 2013

• #444

^is just now posting in Tell A Lie for the first time.

 

mcmasterdonia

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

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TNP Nation

McMasterdonia

• Apr 7, 2013

• #445

^strongly disassociates himself from the liberty party

 

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Johz

Guest

• Apr 8, 2013

• #446

^ Never has been and never will be delegate of TNP, the lazy get.

 

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Kiwi

TNPer

• Apr 8, 2013

• #447

^ doesn't exist

 

mcmasterdonia

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

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TNP Nation

McMasterdonia

• Apr 9, 2013

• #448

^is actually a penguin

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jun 1, 2013

• #449

^ is actually a pet groomer who works for the zoo.

 

mcmasterdonia

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

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McMasterdonia

• Jun 1, 2013

• #450

^actually hates spamming and wishes these threads would be deleted and never restored.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jun 1, 2013

• #451

^ once got 7th place in an arms race.

 

mcmasterdonia

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

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McMasterdonia

• Jun 1, 2013

• #452

^once danced with President Obama and only spoke to him in riddles and disney quotes

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jun 1, 2013

• #453

^ probably didn't realize that's really the only way one can speak to President Obama.

 

mcmasterdonia

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

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McMasterdonia

• Jun 1, 2013

• #454

^probably knows that President Obama is known as Democratic Donkeys in TNP

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jun 1, 2013

• #455

^ is a fount of reliable information when it comes to DD's alter-egos.

 

mcmasterdonia

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

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McMasterdonia

• Jun 1, 2013

• #456

^was a key member of DD's campaign team in both elections

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jun 1, 2013

• #457

^ was keeping track of it all behind the scenes.

 

mcmasterdonia

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

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McMasterdonia

• Jun 2, 2013

• #458

^ Clued me into a few things behind the scenes of DD's political life.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jun 2, 2013

• #459

^ eats sushi for breakfast on a regular basis.

 

mcmasterdonia

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

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McMasterdonia

• Jun 2, 2013

• #460

^Works in a mass sushi production factory in Japan

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jun 2, 2013

• #461

^ isn't wrong about my job.

 

mcmasterdonia

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

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McMasterdonia

• Jun 2, 2013

• #462

^used to work with me

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jun 2, 2013

• #463

^ got me fired from the fishing boat.

 

mcmasterdonia

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

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McMasterdonia

• Jun 2, 2013

• #464

^Tried to feed me to the sharks.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jun 2, 2013

• #465

^ had spilled fish guts all over himself and I was just trying to help rinse him off, I swear.

 

mcmasterdonia

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

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McMasterdonia

• Jun 2, 2013

• #466

^had thrown the fish guts on me and tied me up. Yes trying to help me ofc.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jun 2, 2013

• #467

^ was the one who said "Let's be chums!"

ba dum, tish.

 

mcmasterdonia

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

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McMasterdonia

• Jun 2, 2013

• #468

^thinks cupcakes need more raw fish to be tasty.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jun 2, 2013

• #469

^ has the solution to global warming but doesn't want to cut into his number of beach days.

 

mcmasterdonia

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

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McMasterdonia

• Jun 2, 2013

• #470

^ hates me because it cuts down on his feeding grounds

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jun 6, 2013

• #471

^ didn't know the world is <'s feeding ground.

 

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Honeysheep

TNPer

• Jun 6, 2013

• #472

^not charming

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jun 6, 2013

• #473

^ once scaled the London Eye with a pair of plungers and a suit made of octopus arms.

 

mcmasterdonia

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

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McMasterdonia

• Jun 6, 2013

• #474

^once scaled the Empire State Building using nothing but a pair of toothpicks and a goldfish.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jun 20, 2013

• #475

^ has a secret lair beneath the Sydney Opera House.

 

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Ash

TNPer

• Jun 21, 2013

• #476

^stole the Super Bowl ring back from Vladimir Putin

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jun 22, 2013

• #477

^ commandeered Putin's Elvis memorabilia collection.

 

mcmasterdonia

Just like a queef in the wind, so is life

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McMasterdonia

• Jun 22, 2013

• #478

^married to President Putin

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jun 23, 2013

• #479

^ was <'s maid of honour.

 

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Ash

TNPer

• Jun 23, 2013

• #480

^Was disappointed I hooked up with McM after the wedding.