Democratic Donkeys
TNPer
^a massive calzone
Tell a Lie About the Person Above You
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Johz
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^ Once owned eighteen of the top ten FTSE-100 companies.
Democratic Donkeys
TNPer
^Has a dumb signature that I don't admire at all
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- McMasterdonia
^strongly disassociates himself from the liberty party
J
Johz
Guest
^ Never has been and never will be delegate of TNP, the lazy get.
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- McMasterdonia
^is actually a penguin
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- McMasterdonia
^actually hates spamming and wishes these threads would be deleted and never restored.
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- McMasterdonia
^once danced with President Obama and only spoke to him in riddles and disney quotes
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- McMasterdonia
^probably knows that President Obama is known as Democratic Donkeys in TNP
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- McMasterdonia
^was a key member of DD's campaign team in both elections
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- McMasterdonia
^ Clued me into a few things behind the scenes of DD's political life.
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- McMasterdonia
^Works in a mass sushi production factory in Japan
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- McMasterdonia
^used to work with me
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- McMasterdonia
^Tried to feed me to the sharks.
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- McMasterdonia
^had thrown the fish guts on me and tied me up. Yes trying to help me ofc.
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- McMasterdonia
^thinks cupcakes need more raw fish to be tasty.
Blackshear
TNPer
^ has the solution to global warming but doesn't want to cut into his number of beach days.
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- McMasterdonia
^ hates me because it cuts down on his feeding grounds
Blackshear
TNPer
^ didn't know the world is <'s feeding ground.
Honeysheep
TNPer
^not charming
Blackshear
TNPer
^ once scaled the London Eye with a pair of plungers and a suit made of octopus arms.
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- McMasterdonia
^once scaled the Empire State Building using nothing but a pair of toothpicks and a goldfish.
Blackshear
TNPer
^ has a secret lair beneath the Sydney Opera House.
Blackshear
TNPer
^ commandeered Putin's Elvis memorabilia collection.
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- McMasterdonia
^married to President Putin
Blackshear
TNPer
^ was <'s maid of honour.